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The Ill One

Who esle gets morning amnesia?

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Wait a minute. Followed your footsteps and shit? Or were you using it in the other sense?

The other one. It was like Hansel and Gretel with the cigarette butts. I have immaculate control over my toilet functions. I've never had a Spoon morning.

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...Good to know, Agoob, but last night I had one that wasn't too funny or anything (better than Toyko's though) but just fucked up.

 

Woke up in my basement, elbow torn open, pants off (boxers on but bundled, may I add), and I was snuggling with my punching bag as if it was a teddy bear. So somehow I took off my pants, tore open my elbow, and then hit my bag down or something... completely sober, far as I know.

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