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Guest Agent of Oblivion

It's going to get deleted either way..it's not hard to tell what's porn and what's not. A plethora of programs are available for parents who are too lazy to monitor what their child does on the internet, so the kid excuse is out. I think a law detailing what messages like that can and cannot say would be totally unnecessary.

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It's going to get deleted either way..it's not hard to tell what's porn and what's not. A plethora of programs are available for parents who are too lazy to monitor what their child does on the internet, so the kid excuse is out. I think a law detailing what messages like that can and cannot say would be totally unnecessary.

All my porn spam is just amazing though.

 

They have "aol' in their name and say something like "credit card declined, please pay account balance" in the subject line.

 

Then I open it and its all Titty.

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I don't know -- some of those spam ads are pretty sneaky.

 

For example, "Wet Wendy" sent me a message the other day saying that "I need to see this." How was I supposed to know there would be a naked chick in that e-mail?...

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Guest Cerebus

You guys get clever spam, I ususally get spam telling me how I can increase my penis size and where I can meet real Lolitas in my neighberhood. Idiots don't realize I'm more than satisfied with my penis size and the place where I mean real Lolitas in my neighberhood.

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You guys get clever spam, I ususally get spam telling me how I can increase my penis size

Ha, the better half gets those ads, too.

 

And I get ads to boost my estrogen.

 

However, I'm not sure where to meet real Lolitas in my neighborhood. Wish I got that e-mail... :(

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You guys get clever spam, I ususally get spam telling me how I can increase my penis size

Ha, the better half gets those ads, too.

 

And I get ads to boost my estrogen.

 

However, I'm not sure where to meet real Lolitas in my neighborhood. Wish I got that e-mail... :(

I got a ad about how to increase my penis size and how to increase my breast size....from the same address.

 

What in the mutherfucking hell do they think I am.

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I work for a major high-tech global company, and we got a porn spam email sent to the world-wide distribution list a few months back, that only had two actual names cc'ed on it: two women executives that everyone knows. I saved the text from the email, and will copy it below:

 

Many of us need your assistance

 

Hi, I'm Miranda, maybe you can help me out!

I am an isolated 25 year old lonely, but sexy housewife.

I work out regularly and am 5'6", 110 lbs, and a lucious blonde!

I really enjoy lovemaking and want it all the time.  However,

My husband's business requires that he travels just about

every week.  He is not home often enough to satisfy

my very high sex drive!  Once or twice a month is just

NOT enough for me...I need it alot more than that!

 

A few months ago, a girlfriend of mine showed me this

website called FHW, that was created by women just

like myself who needed more!  It seems there are alot of

lonely married women looking for horny and very "discreet"

boyfriends on the side to help them stay satisfied.

We all just decided to do something about it!

 

If you are looking for safe, discreet, erotic

experiences with no commitments, come to our site!

You can see my ad and thousands of others too!

That neighborhood hottie down the street just might

be waiting for you to call or email her!  Who knows,

you could be be having the time of your life tonight!

Believe me, these women know what sexuality is all about!

Go see for yourself at-

 

Needless to say, it's been the running joke in the US office for months now. Anytime I get pissed at either executive, I just re-read that email and laugh my ass off.

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I've started getting spam for Turkey Fetish....I have no idea what that is and honestly I don't want to ever find out.

 

I've gotten spam for dick enlargement, breast enlargement and how to regain my virgin tightness all from the same address. Someone is watching way too much Japanesse Hentai in the porn spam industry.

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Guest Cerebus
I've started getting spam for Turkey Fetish....I have no idea what that is and honestly I don't want to ever find out.

Is that anything like Goat Play?

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Guest Salacious Crumb

I just wish they could consolidate all my spam into one really long e-mail about how i can "enlarge my penis and get the effects of viagra so i can check out wet teens"

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I've started getting spam for Turkey Fetish....I have no idea what that is and honestly I don't want to ever find out.

Is that anything like Goat Play?

 

I'm afraid to know. It's bad enough getting the Horse spam, but god knows what I'd see if I clicked on that Turkey spam.

 

Some things just make you want to forfeit humanity the moment you see them and this feels like one of those things.

 

As for this being a violation issue; not really. They aren't banning the porn spam, they are making them put warnings and such on them. Like putting those dark covers over porn mags.

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Guest Cerebus
I'm constantly getting "Voting Machine Co. Stock Expected To Double"

Yeah until hackers break into them and Alicia Silverstone gets elected president.

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Guest Smues

I kind of miss getting porn spam. I used to get it a lot, but now all I get are a gazillion YOUR MORTAGE IS APPROVED spams and SOMEONE HAS SET UP A BLINDDATE FOR YOU spams.

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In all seriousness, this isn't going to stop the people in say, Russia who could care less that they are supposed to put "sexually explicit" in the title line because the fines and penalties don't apply outside the U.S. and it wouldn't be worth the time or effort to hunt them down.

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