Missy Hyatt arrested for drunken incident

[LucharesuFan619 0]

At a Maximum Pro Wrestling show last night in Florida, Missy Hyatt showed up looking like she was on some kind of drugs, apparently. The promoter was was saying that she wasn't booked, but she was yelling out in a drunken manner that Jasmin St. Claire had booked her, so she had the right to be there. New Jack told MXPW management that she was here and that she better get the heck out, and then told her to get the hell out because she wasn't booked, which isn't surprising, since those two have no love loss for one another. Apparently, Jack also told her that she couldn't draw fans if she was "a pile of sh*t." MXPW officials told her to leave because there was no way she was working the show when New Jack was on it, because something would happen between them. She refused to leave, so three cops came, brought her out of the building, handcuffed her, and drove her away in a police car. Apparently, she was charged with disorderly conduct and public intoxication.

 

CREDIT: compiled from various posts on the DeclarationOfIndependents.net message board

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Apparently, Jack also told her that she couldn't draw fans if she was "a pile of sh*t."

..What?

 

So in the wrestling business, piles of shit draw in fans?

 

Ah, so that's why people like Goldberg.

[Guest Choken One]

too bad Missy wasn't new jacks 5th Justifiable Homicide.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

New Jack is most likely upset because he's one of the very few males Hyatt isn't willing to sleep with in the bussiness.

 

Also, who's New Jack to talk about drawing fans? He jumps off of very high balcanies or just does a vicious bladejob. He is nothing special at all.

[Slingshot Suplex 0]

So instead of being at the celebrity event I went to near St Louis (she was originally billed as one of the wrestling personalities to be there) , she was in Florida getting drunk and trying to bust into shows?

 

I wonder if that's where Larry Zybysko, Abdullah and Butch Reed were too....

[LucharesuFan619 0]

Someone else who says they were at the show and has always been very reliable is now saying that the whole thing was bull, and nobody got arrested. So, I don't know what's going on, because I know for a fact Sean McCaffrey - the webmaster of DOI - had contacted some officials about the incident. So, I don't know anymore. Several people said it happened, including Sean, so I'm really confused now.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I smell an "ANGLE~!".

 

Missy becomes the new COMISSIONER.

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Also, who's New Jack to talk about drawing fans? He jumps off of very high balcanies or just does a vicious bladejob. He is nothing special at all.

I have newfound respect for New Jack after the speech to made in CZW back in January where he talked about raping D-Von Dudley's family and how Paul Heyman owed him something like "a billion gillion dollars."

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Here we go...

 

You See, 2 Weeks ago I was sittin in Tampa Florida in a condo I just bought that cost me 385 thousand dollas and im broke as a mutha fucka. And somebody call me, Randall from Tennessee call me and he said Jack, theres these 2 brothas, that aint really brothas, when they say they brothas, and they made this song in WWE, and they talk about chu. And they talk about how New Jack aint shit, about how New Jack is this, and New Jack is that, and I sit there and I listin to the hook, and it said New jack tryin to steal…OUR SHIT?!?! Now, for the true fans out here, for the true fans that have always watched my shit, New Jack was the one wearin camoflague, New Jack came out to Natural Born Killaz, and when the music started, at the beginning, you heard this LOOOONG missile drop. All the sudden they stopped wearin tye dye, and they started wearin this bullshit camoflague, that New Jack was wearin, and I started it in this MUTHA FUCKA RIGHT HERE. And now all the sudden Dvon Dudley, and that mutha fuckin cock suckin bitch ass Bubba Ray, and now all the sudden they wanna be HARDCORE. Let me finish, LET ME FINISH. Well bitch understand something, I went down to Lehigh, and bought some bullshit cocaine, and I snorted it, and the shit would good, so I went and shot the motha fucka for sellin me some bullshit. Lemme finish. When New Jack bounty hunted, theys some old mutha fuckas in the ground right now pushin up daisys, because they wouldn’t come wit me, SO I SHOT THEY ASS. All the sudden The Dudleys wanna hide behind Vince McMahon, cuz they think that I cant get to they ass, but you know something, IMA REAL nigga. Im from the streets baby, if you take out a roll of toilet paper, and roll that motha fucka to the ground, that’s my criminal record. I got a record a mile long, so understand something, I am not the nigga to be FUCKIN WIT!!!! They gonna come out, and CALL ME OUT, well you know what, ima answer that call, wit me and K-Krush and some music, and if that don work, ima goin to them nigga's houses, and im killin somebodys fuckin kids. Because I AM NOT THE ONE TO BE FUCKED WITH. Paul Heyman came in this building and told yall, that ECW was this and ECW is that, and when the motha fucka is in jail and on death row, he will bend u over, and BUTT fuck you, and that’s what he did. And all them mutha fuckas from the WWE, that signed the contract, and they still got dicked, NEW JACK WAS THE ONLY nigga THAT DIDN’T SIGN SHIT because them bitches owe me 200 million thousand and I want my god damn money. I DIDN’T SELL OUT FOR SHIT, butcha know what, everyone in the back, this company, CZW, ECW, well, there aint no comparison. Its like comparan an 8 track to a mutha fuckin DVD. There is no comparison, ECW died in 2001, and CZW is the new shit, FUCK THAT MUTHA FUCKA! Aint nobody disrespectin this building again, change that fuckin bullshit ECW, CZW is in, ECW is out, FUCK PAUL E, FUCK BUBBA, FUCK DVON, FUCK VINCE, FUCK ERIC, FUCK HEYMAN, FUCK THEY MOMMA, FUCK THEY DADDY, THEY CAN KISS MY MOTHER FUCKIN DICK. CZW and ECW, its like Joe Frazia, and Muhammed Ali, without Joe Frazier, they wouldn’t of been the motha fuckin muhammed ali, Joe Frazier stayed true to his shit, he represented Philly, Ali was a bush working ass, cotton pickin ass nigga, and he can suck my dick anytime he can mothafuckin try, and I use to live in Philly and I still represent Philly from the bottom of my heart, I love you mutha fuckers, and tonight, WE GUN KILL EACH OTHER MOTHA FUCKA!!!

 

Sorry about the bad grammar, as I picked this up from Josh Grumbin on the CZWFans board.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Oh ya, that really cries out "Respect". The Dudley Boys are stale and nobody cares about them, but at least they're smart enough bussiness wise to be on TV each and every week while making more for one appearance than New Jack does in a month.

 

Further more if the Dudleys turned over that transcript to the police New Jack could be arrested for threatening their lives.

 

In my opinion New Jack is in the same league as Sabu, Ballz Mahoney, and Axl Rotten. Idiots with no actual in-ring talent who just bleed and take sick bumps because they can't make a living any other way.

Sure, alot of wrestlers take sick bumps and make their careers off of it such as Raven, Terry Funk, and Mick Foley. The difference between them and the crap that is New Jack and company is the fact they CAN WRESTLE. What New Jack and the other I listed with him do isn't wrestling, its just clubbing one another with objects and jumping off of shit.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Misyy Hyatt still gets booking jobs? Damn some promoters are desperate.

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Oh ya, that really cries out "Respect". The Dudley Boys are stale and nobody cares about them, but at least they're smart enough bussiness wise to be on TV each and every week while making more for one appearance than New Jack does in a month.

I'm not saying I respect the guy for his wrestling.

 

The promo was just fucking hilarious. I've always loved New Jack on the mic.

[Guest Eric the Eagle]

I would assume the "pile of shit"-comment is misquoted, and that he said (or at least meant to say, who really knows with this guy ) that she couldn't draw flies if she was a pile of shit.

 

Otherwise, I sort of have to agree; New Jack never was worth shit in the ring, but he had some surprisingly good promos.

[BUTT 0]

That's got to be the best promo ever. I need to hear or see that.

[NoCalMike 0]

so did Missy & Tammy ever go through with the xxx porn they said they were gonna do a few years ago?

[Scroby 0]

Yup sure did...

 

(contains adult content)

 

http://www.wrestlingvixxxens.com/

[Guest Repo Man Reborn]

Well, at least Missy was sucking on a bottle this time.....