The OAO Raw Thread - May 24, 2004

[Guest sean pyro]

lol @ j.r. calling king a tranny

[Guest Anglesault]

Victoria's seizure is worse than Edge.

 

And the wig angle has run it's course.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

When did Victoria eat Nidia's soul? Because on second thought, her dancing is REALLY bad unless she's shaking her ass.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Theres that crappy music again.

[Exslade ZX 0]

GOD~!! THAT MUSIC MAKES ME CRY!! :'(

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Theres that crappy music again.

I guess they needed to recycle Lance Storms theme into a remix.

 

Great, a Smackdown recap. People don't watch the show so they make us see it on RAW.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I guess the contract with T.A.T.U ran out, like the contract with Rob Zombie did as well.

[Jebus 0]

That music = epitome of evil

[RepoMan 0]

And *Jay Sherman voice* It sucks!

You mean "it stinks"?

[Guest Besus]

Everyone watches Smackdown.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

That music = epitome of evil

Not Really...

 

Mae Young doing what Vicky did to that music is the epitome of evil.

[Guest JMA]

I really don't like this "Rebound" stuff.

[RepoMan 0]

I can't get the word "go" out of my head now.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

And *Jay Sherman voice* It sucks!

You mean "it stinks"?

Yeah, the guy ruined the joke already. And thats the best part of the critic!

[The Mandarin 0]

So if Hunter and HBK are going down on eachother tonight, Bischoff's not gonna be included?

 

Wise thinking.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Hmmm..what's planned for tonight?

 

For some reason I see all the superstars surrounding the ring...and Vince doing something later, I just do...

 

And could this be the first time we see A-Train or Chuck on Raw lmao

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

MASS FORCE!..?

 

A lumberjack match? Steal some of Smackdown's thunder (hmm..) for their US Title Lumberjack match this week.

[iggymcfly 0]

So, uh... I thought Raw was good now.

[Guest Fook]

Is Benoit even going to be ON the show?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate this commercial.

 

I'd rather have that fucking FF X-2 commercial that aired every break.

[Jebus 0]

That music = epitome of evil

Not Really...

 

Mae Young doing what Vicky did to that music is the epitome of evil.

I stand corrected

[Guest Mr. Wrestling]

Who in the world booked Victoria's new gimmick? I mean Victoria was the psycho witch just a while ago and now she's dancing around like the second incarnation of Rikishi? Doesn't even make logical sense. Hopefully someone upstairs sees how horrible this whole thing is and pulls the plug. If the contract with T.A.T.U ran out, it isn't hard to gather a similar theme together just for her and let her keep her gimmick. Part of her hotness revolved around that gimmick and she still is hot but she seems to have lost that aura that she had prior to that gimmick change.

[Exslade ZX 0]

And *Jay Sherman voice* It sucks!

You mean "it stinks"?

Yeah, the guy ruined the joke already. And thats the best part of the critic!

:'( I was thinking of two things at once damnit! Thinking god this dance sucks, and it stinks...whatever!

 

*It stinks!

 

[Guest Cheech]

Where the hell is Benoit?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Is Benoit even going to be ON the show?

Its his birthday (supposedly) so I doubt it.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Is Benoit even going to be ON the show?

Maybe he wrestled on Heat and left early to have sex with his wife. If Matt & Lita are allowed to, he should. He's the World Champion.

[Guest Wondermouse]

Old People = funny

[CanadianChick 0]

Victoria's seizure is worse than Edge.

Edge has seizures?

[Exslade ZX 0]

Is Benoit even going to be ON the show?

Its his birthday (supposedly) so I doubt it.

Ahh..forgot about that.

 

But I figured there would be some mentioning of it on the show..and some kind of "Backstage celebration" or something of the sort.

 

Edge has seizures?

I believe he means what he does during his entrance...

[Guest Mr. Wrestling]

This is slightly off-topic but I HATE that commercial with old people speaking hip-hop slang. The "language" is bad enough but I don't need to see this nation's senior citizens speaking it

 

On-Topic- Do you guys know what the main event is?