NEWS on the Nwa Tna Video Game from E3 !

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

You need to check out the Classics folder, then. Three words, son: Tomko and Fertig.

 

Oh...by the way...

**wraps Jason in three tons of heavy chains and sends him to the bottom of Crystal Lake, Tommy Jarvis-style**

[Guest MikeSC]

Sorry to dissappoint you Mike but I don't do that kinda stuff.............

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and this is Jason, he'll be killing everyone's Mother as a favor to me..............

 

 

 

get running Mike

Oh, please. I got...

 

 

Cower in fear!

-=Mike

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

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...wow, kid, you're a little faggot.

[Guest MikeSC]

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...wow, kid, you're a little faggot.

You wish you were me.

-=Mike

...Hey, Dutch called me a faggot once, too --- like it's my fault his wife is psycho

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

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...wow, kid, you're a little faggot.

I'm sorry but I spit shit everywhere after reading this...........

 

 

 

Oh shit Mike, look out behind you!!! Jason said he was pissed at the ghey ass teletubbie joke.

 

 

p.s. - Laz.....I would say that this is the closest to a classic that a TNA folder has ever gotten.......

[Scroby 0]

Hey here's something ON TOPIC! Was it annouced who was now making this game?

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Hey here's something ON TOPIC! Was it annouced who was now making this game?

No, there hasn't been an official announcement on a company yet so I don't think they have one.....

 

 

 

p.s. - Jason now hates you worse than Mike....I hope your happy

[Scroby 0]

p.s. - Jason now hates you worse than Mike....I hope your happy

 

Damnit...

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Oh, please. I got...

 

 

Cower in fear!

          -=Mike

Silly, silly, Mike. Your Terminatortubby has nothing on my ultra-cute HAMSTER OF DOOM!!!!!

 

Prepare to cower in fear at the sight of ULTRA-PEEPI!!!!!!

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

**ULTRA-PEEPI STEPS ON EVERYONE'S TOES**

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

**cancels Jhonen Vasquez's show**

 

HAHA! I WIN! NUMBARE WUN! TOSS MY FUCKING SALAD, HO~!

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

You need to check out the Classics folder, then. Three words, son: Tomko and Fertig.

 

Oh...by the way...

**wraps Jason in three tons of heavy chains and sends him to the bottom of Crystal Lake, Tommy Jarvis-style**

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Good fucking god...

[Ripper 0]

This is quite possibly the greatest thred I've read since joining TSM.

Why did that make me feel insulted?

 

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Hmph.

 

:-?

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

**makes sure no powerlines are struck by an anchor belonging to a boat with two horny dumbfuck kids on it that might involuntarily resurrect Jason so he can spend an hour trying to get to Manhattan**

 

Oh...

And Ripper, who's that in your sig? She looks familiar.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

This is quite possibly the greatest thred I've read since joining TSM.

Why did that make me feel insulted?

 

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Hmph.

 

:-?

You kicked my ass in the poster tournament......quit trying to steal my thunder....

 

 

 

Ripper:Stealing people's thunder since the TSM poster's tournament

[TheBigSwigg 0]

You have left me with no choice, Laz. I will now unleash on you the greatest evil known to our kind. Prepare yourself for.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DUTCH MANTEL!!

 

Since you have canceled the show, I have no recourse but to tie you to a chair and force you to listen to Dutch Mantel's booking ideas....FOREVER

 

MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Brought to you by Poop Cola

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

That's it, BigSwigg. You've forced me to dig up your family photos!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah, BigSwigg's momma.

 

And, of course, his daddy.

 

And here's a very young photo of TheBigSwigg himself on his first day going to middle school!

[Guest MikeSC]

That's it, BigSwigg. You've forced me to dig up your family photos!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah, BigSwigg's momma.

 

And, of course, his daddy.

 

And here's a very young photo of TheBigSwigg himself on his first day going to middle school!

*digs up Corey's family photos*

*realizes poting them probably violates federal law*

*takes shower, but never feels clean*

-=Mike

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

**feels a sense of accomplishment that my family photos are things to never be seen by any mere mortal**

[Guest MikeSC]

**feels a sense of accomplishment that my family photos are things to never be seen by any mere mortal**

*Applauds healthy attitude towards family*

-=Mike

*Chooses to ignore that Dutch Mantel is, in fact, your father*

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I have one thing to say to BigSwigg on what Lazarus posted...

 

 

 

YOU GOT SERVED~!

 

This is in kidding fassion. I don't even know what the hell happend here.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

^Loved to watch "That 80's Show."

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I knew sooner or later, that picture would come back to haunt me.

 

I have one thing to say to BigSwigg on what Lazarus posted...

 

 

 

YOU GOT SERVED~!

 

I'm sorry Laz, but I have absolutely no choice now.

 

**Begins line dancing to achy breaky heart**

 

IT'S ON!!!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

^Loved to watch "That 80's Show."

No I didn't.....(slowly scrolls up to exit screen)

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

**waves a bag of Doritos in front of you**

 

See this, BigSwigg? A bag of crunchy, scrumptious, delicious Doritos. Now fetch, nxgga, fetch!

 

**tosses the Doritos into an alligator pit**

[TheBigSwigg 0]

You're getting it now, Laz. I've called the big guns. When they didn't answer, I called the little guns. When they laughed at me, I had only one choice left:

 

JEFF JARRETT

 

Jeff Jarrett says: Corey Lazarus, prepare to be stroked!!!

 

Now, I will hide in a corner, because Mike showed me the pictures of your family.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

The girl in Ripper's sig is Stacey Dash, from the movie/tv show Clueless.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I knew she looked familiar.

 

Anyways...Jeff Jarrett, you better damn well recognize that while I may hate you, even loathe you at times...there is one man that is more evil than you could ever be. One man that even you, Double J, fear more than God himself. And that man is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

VINCE McMAHON!

 

And, Swigg, pal, you just barked up the WRONG tree. For you see, I reached into your nightmares, Swigg, and I pulled out the single most feared, evil, and disgusting being known to mankind.

BARBRA STREISAND. BIATCH!

[Guest MikeSC]

You think SHE'S disturbing?

 

Cast your eyes on...

 

-=Mike