Man hangs self after having sex with hen

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Either this man had the worlds smallest dick or the hens...whatever (did he anal rape it?) is the worlds largest hens ass/pussy.

 

That should get me the title of worst "joke".

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

NY Untouchable, if you had any sense of justice, you'd give the title over to croweater.

[Guest croweater]

Either this man had the worlds smallest dick or the hens...whatever (did he anal rape it?) is the worlds largest hens ass/pussy.

Well if the hen doesn't have the world's largest pussy I'm sure it.....cooped it hard!!!!!!

 

**runs over and steals title from NY Untouchable replacing title with play-dough replica**

[NYU 0]

You son of a bitch!

 

I think the real question here is: Was the chicken still hungry after eating the man's seed?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

And through all of this the Chief Officer of Zambia learned the importance of reading

 

[nl5xsk1 0]

(not to take away from the bad-joke competetion but ...) Don't chickens die when they get 'raped' by humans? I remember reading on a bestiality message board (long story, don't ask) that even the dog-fuckers thought that people that had sex with chickens were assholes for doing that, that it tore up the chickens insides and after a fucking it'd be too torn up to survive. Or something like that.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I heard his wingman at the club started cockblockin, so the guy tried to kill him to.

[Ripper 0]

Well he certainly had sex...with ...with a chicken...

 

 

...

 

 

THATS MY MAMA~!

 

 

Ripper - Not good at chicken sex jokes since 1988.

[Lando Griffin 0]

Adam Sandler "My Little Chicken"

 

When I'm feeling down

And feeling sad

You come around

And make me glad

I got you

Oh, my little chicken

 

I love your feet

I love your breasts

I love the way you eat gravel

To help you digest

Oh, my little chicken

 

People say you're using me

In your heart you're a killer

But I know the worst

I should fear is

A slight case of salmonella

 

So lie right back

Don't you cry

If an egg can fit in there

Why can't I.....mmmmmmm

Oh my little

 

Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk

Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk

Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk,

Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk

 

You're my love

My little chicken likes

To wear garter belts