Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 30, 2004 Report Posted May 30, 2004 Either this man had the worlds smallest dick or the hens...whatever (did he anal rape it?) is the worlds largest hens ass/pussy. That should get me the title of worst "joke".
RavishingRickRudo Posted May 30, 2004 Report Posted May 30, 2004 NY Untouchable, if you had any sense of justice, you'd give the title over to croweater.
Guest croweater Posted May 30, 2004 Report Posted May 30, 2004 Either this man had the worlds smallest dick or the hens...whatever (did he anal rape it?) is the worlds largest hens ass/pussy. Well if the hen doesn't have the world's largest pussy I'm sure it.....cooped it hard!!!!!! **runs over and steals title from NY Untouchable replacing title with play-dough replica**
NYU Posted May 30, 2004 Report Posted May 30, 2004 You son of a bitch! I think the real question here is: Was the chicken still hungry after eating the man's seed?
Guest FrigidSoul Posted May 30, 2004 Report Posted May 30, 2004 And through all of this the Chief Officer of Zambia learned the importance of reading
nl5xsk1 Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 (not to take away from the bad-joke competetion but ...) Don't chickens die when they get 'raped' by humans? I remember reading on a bestiality message board (long story, don't ask) that even the dog-fuckers thought that people that had sex with chickens were assholes for doing that, that it tore up the chickens insides and after a fucking it'd be too torn up to survive. Or something like that.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 I heard his wingman at the club started cockblockin, so the guy tried to kill him to.
Ripper Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 Well he certainly had sex...with ...with a chicken... ... THATS MY MAMA~! Ripper - Not good at chicken sex jokes since 1988.
Lando Griffin Posted June 2, 2004 Report Posted June 2, 2004 Adam Sandler "My Little Chicken" When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my little chicken People say you're using me In your heart you're a killer But I know the worst I should fear is A slight case of salmonella So lie right back Don't you cry If an egg can fit in there Why can't I.....mmmmmmm Oh my little Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk You're my love My little chicken likes To wear garter belts
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