Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2004 [We fade to the back where Vince Russo is sitting on a stool] "Ya know, i've gotten alot of crahp from these old tyemahs about dis promosion and dis spawts entertainment.. lemme tell you dis.. I don't concede, but there are some more changes for you.." "Zombee Iron Sheik, is now the Iron Sheik, it turns out, he was never a zombie, and if you read da news, Iran is threatening us, I bet dat Iron Sheik will be threatening us too" "Seeing as the Iron Sheik is not a zombee.. tonight's 8-man tag is now a 6-man tag, and Johnny Grunge can rest easy.. he's not getting paid tonight.." "Dat's all.. enjoy da show" [We cut to the ring, were we see Meat 2000, who is accompanied by the Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young.] "Remember what I said would be the consequence if I did not recieve a title shot here tonight? Well, let me tell you, Kevin Nash.. you are screwed! Hit the tape!" [Meat hits play on a tape player and holds it to the mic, causing interference] "Ok, let's try this again" [Meat holds the mic further away] KEVIN NASH (on tape): "How much do you want for that weed?" MAN ON TAPE: "Dood.. only like 60 bucks dood" KEVIN NASH (on tape): "Ok man.. I got the munchies, so here ya go" [Meat presses stop on the tape recorder] "There you go! proof that Kevin Nash bought marijuana!" [We cut to the back where we see the police arresting Kevin Nash and dragging him away] "LOOK AT MAH TEETH!" [The fans boo as John Bradshaw Layfield's theme music plays and he barges out of the dressing room.] JBL - "MEET! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?? YOU JUST GOT THE MAN I'M FACING ARRESTED!" Meat - "Look JBL.. don't worry about it, you will still get your title shot. Trust me, I have stuff on you too. In fact.. I have stuff on Vince Russo" [Meat grins] Meat - "From now on, I am Shawn Stasiak" [Ok then] Stasiak - "And I have enough dirt on everybody in this promotion to get my way to the top. Trust me, there's alot of stuff that your superstars don't want to know." Mae - "Shawn, you're breaking kayfa--" [stasiak punches Mae Young, and Moolah goes on the attack, until JBL lays her out with a Clothesline from Hell. Stasiak hits his finisher on Mae] JBL - "I can't stand that Fabulous Moolah, you know she wasn't born in this country? She was born when South Carolina was a Confederate state!" Stasiak - "I won't wash the smell out for we--" "BOW DOWN TO NOO YAWK!" [Vince Russo comes out] Russo - "Yoo no what? let me tell you dis! You won't rooin my main event Mr. Shawn Stasiak! Becuz yoo will be in it!" Stasiak - "About damn time" Russo - "Yoo and that Bradshaw will be facing the Illegal Immigrants for the Tag Team titles!" Stasiak - "Uh huh.." Russo - "Can I note the other changes to the card due to this move?" Stasiak - "Not unless you want me to tell these fans about those videos you made" Russo - "Ok den.. they can just find out about dem later, you bastard! Because you two are just bastards!" [Russo walks off and we cut to a commercial break] Meanwhile, we're introduced to the New Insane Clown Posse, Violent J and David Flair. Juggalos. Yeah. The New Insane Clown Posse defeated Cochese and Bobby the Rookie when D. Flair pinned Cochese after a waistlock suplex in 0:01:54. Rating: -* 1/4 Vince Russo gets Johnny Grunge to stay in the building as the following match is changed to Grunge/Mysterio/Algernon v. the Zombies Or so we thought Just before both teams started the match, we got a surprise as 'El Taliban' came out and declared that they would be wrestling both teams. El Taliban is made up of three elite Mexican wrestlers, who are quite Talibaniriffic. Triangle Match: El Taliban (Bestia Salvaje/Emilio Charles Jr./Scorpio Jr.) defeated The Zombies (Zombie Maven/Zombie Prince Iaukea/Zombie Bob Backlund) and Rey Misterio Jr., Johnny Grunge and Algernon: x Algernon beat Maven via the Texas Cloverleaf in 0:08:04 x Scorpio Jr. beat Misterio Jr. via the Power Bomb in 0:13:09 Rating: 3/4* Meanwhile in the back, we see Jerry Lynn (Sex Addict) pleasuring himself reading a Playboy, on further checking, it's the issue with Chyna in it. Brian Christopher practices his french laugh Brian Christopher pinned Bunny with the France Jam in 0:04:31. Rating: 1/4* Chyna recruits her partner, the drugged and easily persaudible, Jeff Hardy. Doink declared his dislike for Ric Flair (David Flair Classic), claiming that Flair is part of the reason for his agony, as Flair put him in the clownsuit almost 12 years ago. Doink The Clown pinned David Flair Classic after a German suplex in 0:03:50. Rating: 1/2* After the match, Doink beat Flair up with a steel chair, grabbed the mic and said one word: "Reborn" Rob Van Dam learns that his punishment is to face 'Sabu the Beheader'. "Dood". We cut to the back where it's revealed that Lita has decided to team with Kane, evoking the rage of Chyna. Lita's reasons for doing so, "She can choose whoever she wants when it comes to sex" During the match, Jerry Lynn [sex Addict] came down to ringside to admire Chyna. And the ending provided drama. Kane charges into the corner. Kane runs into the ropes. Jerry Lynn hits Kane in the back with a chair. Tim White calls for the DQ. The crowd is behind Kane all the way. The winners are Lita and Kane. Time of match: 0:09:56 Lynn ran for the back as Kane was quite mad at this. Lita and Kane defeated Jeff Hardy and Chyna when Kane defeated J. Hardy by disqualification in 0:09:56. Rating: 3/4* "You Americans, you imprisoned my father. Now, I come to get revenge on you." S-A-D-A-M COMING SOON Meanwhile, Jake Roberts plays a game of cards with himself, which means something deep. Scott Hall throws Animal the ring bell, but Jake Roberts intercepts it. Jake Roberts hits Animal with it and goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is booing Jake Roberts. The winner is Jake Roberts. Time of match: 0:09:14 Jake Roberts pinned Animal after hitting him with the ring bell in 0:09:14. Rating: -** And after that, Hall grabbed the Shoulderpads of Animal and hit Jake Roberts across the face with them. The referees and security helped to break up this brawl. We see I, Robot (formerly 'The Robot') walking though the back, CAN WE TRUST HIM? Meanwhile in the back, Kane is mad, and X-Pac pledges to help ease his anger with his idea. Kane comes to ringside. X-Pac uses a forearm to the back on Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict hits a bodyslam on X-Pac. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict executes a vertical suplex on X-Pac. Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict whips X-Pac into the ropes, but X-Pac reverses it. Kane pulls down the top rope. James Beard threatens X-Pac with disqualification. James Beard counts: one, two, three, X-Pac distracts James Beard. Kane hits Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict with the Tombstone. There are lots of chants for Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict. James Beard is back on the job: four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. X-Pac is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The winner is X-Pac. Time of match: 0:04:27 [Diaper Match]: X-Pac defeated Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict by countout in 0:04:27. Rating: * 1/2 Before they load Jerry Lynn onto a stretcher, X-Pac and Kane put the diaper on him. Jerry Lynn is then stretchered off. But Chyna comes out with her giant gun and fires it at X-Pac and Kane, taking down X-Pac and setting his hair on fire. The epic Kane/Chyna feud continues. Meanwhile, Sabu the Beheader plans to behead Rob Van Dam. Rob Van Dam runs into the ropes. Scorpio Jr. hits Rob Van Dam in the back with a chair. James Beard threatens Sabu the Beheader with disqualification. Sabu the Beheader hits a bodyslam on Rob Van Dam. Sabu the Beheader leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sabu the Beheader takes the chair. Sabu the Beheader takes Rob Van Dam down with a ropeflip moonsault with the chair. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The winner is Sabu the Beheader. Time of match: 0:01:16 Sabu the Beheader pinned Rob Van Dam after a ropeflip moonsault in 0:01:16. Rating: ** The rest of 'El Taliban' come out to attack Rob Van Dam, but then Hacksaw Jim Duggan comes out with a 2x4, but El Taliban and Sabu manage to subdue him. But then Animal and Johnny Grunge come out to even the sides, forcing El Taliban and Sabu the Beheader to retreat, for now. RETURNING SOON: The Abortionist Meanwhile, the Illegal Immigrants declare that their belts are the only things keeping them in America. During the match, Sexual Harris-ment came out and interfered to help John Bradshaw Layfield. Triple H also came out to attack Bradshaw (due to his title shot against Kevin Nash). But the match ended like this. Ron Harris throws John Bradshaw Layfield a fire extinguisher. John Bradshaw Layfield hits El Dandy with it and goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. John Bradshaw Layfield smiles like an idiot. The winners are John Bradshaw Layfield and Shawn Stasiak. Time of match: 0:09:26 John Bradshaw Layfield and Shawn Stasiak defeated The Illegal Immigrants when JBL pinned Dandy after hitting him with a fire extinguisher in 0:09:26. Rating: * (John Bradshaw Layfield and Shawn Stasiak won the WWW Tag Team titles.) We cut to the back, where we see Animal walking, and then the Iron Sheik comes up to him and shakes his hand. "For too long, back in I-ran.. extremists.. I saloot yoo" Animal smiles and walks off and the Iron Sheik picks up a Persian club and hits Animal with it. "No.. I shoot you.. Animal.. you do not mess wit my broothers" The Iron Sheik smiles as he is joined by El Taliban and Sabu the Beheader. But, then we see the departing Illegal Immigrants, and they begin to run and attack the Axis of Evil. A brawl breaks out in the back and we hear these words from El Dandy: "Taliban, Sabu, Sheik.. we may not be in this country legally, but we don't want to hurt it and we will kick your asses for doing so" Triple H gets ready, and he has 'The Big Gold Belt', a title which was awarded to him to make up for his lack of other titles. Meanwhile in the back, Jerry Flynn salutes his mullet. During the match, Jerry Flynn 'snapped' and began to beat Skip over the head with his nunchucks. Proving that Ninjas will snap and randomly kill people. Bodydonna Skip defeated Jerry Flynn by disqualification in 0:02:53. Rating: * John Bradshaw Layfield is walking though the back smiling with his belt. And then we see Kevin Nash getting out of a cop car behind him. Nash attacks Layfield and they get into a brawl. Which is broken up by security. Layfield yells out "I'M GOING TO TURN YOUR DAMN COUNTRY INTO A PARKING LOT NASH! I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR BELT!" Meanwhile, Vince Russo reveals the opponent for Triple H: "Triple H.. yoo betrayed dis man a long time ago.. now.. he will get yoo.. Jim "Da Anvil" Nidehart!" Triple H pinned Jim Neidhart with the Pedigree in 0:03:46. Rating: 1/2* (Triple H retained the Big Gold Belt.) After the match, the lights went out for a moment, and when they came on, we see a STING mask laying down in the ring, Triple H looks to the sky and yells "STING! DO YOU TAUNT ME-UH?" as we fade to black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2004 Hahaha...very fun stuff. I like the Smark comments being thrown in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2004 The WWW does more development of feuds than most serious feds.. Triple H/Sting, Nash/Layfield, Hall/Roberts, Kane/Chyna, Axis of Evil/Americans And we're sorta getting 'gang wars' ish.. a few shows from now will be the WWW PPV 'Bad June Rising' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 you need Giant Gonzalez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
