J.Lo & Marc Anthony Get Married.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I think Ripper has posterior motives for posting his defense of Mrs. Lopez.

 

::Edit:: I mean, "ulterior" motives.

[Ripper 0]

I think Ripper has posterior motives for posting his defense of Mrs. Lopez.

 

::Edit:: I mean, "ulterior" motives.

Nah, just more of my hating the women in hollywood are WHORES for getting in relationships. Jennifer has quite the normal "nice" ass. Nothing to turn flips about...unless it is that I'm Glad Video and they have the "Jiggle of DOOM~!" on loop...besides that, nothing spectacular.

 

I mean you take any person, and brodcast every single date, and relationship they have been in and it looks bad. THAT is why Hollywood types get married so fast sez I. they can't date without people calling them whores. Every person they are seen with, it is assumed they are fucking. I wish I was fucking all the women I have been seen with.

 

*imagines*

 

 

...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Jennifer has a secret wedding that hasn't been acknowledged by either her or Marc Anthony and was only found out about because the media have nothing better to do.

 

..

 

MEDIA WHORE~!.

 

Yes Jennifer is a WHORE because she got in another relationship after PUFFY CHEATED on her, she married a gay guy, and Ben Affleck...well...started being Ben Affleck.

 

OR the fact that every guy that she was with or married all said in interviews that THEY fucked it up and she had to leave them...except for the gay guy.

I find it hard to believe that's it's always every other guy, and NEVER her fault.

[Ripper 0]

Jennifer has a secret wedding that hasn't been acknowledged by either her or Marc Anthony and was only found out about because the media have nothing better to do. 

 

..

 

MEDIA WHORE~!. 

 

Yes Jennifer is a WHORE because she got in another relationship after PUFFY CHEATED on her, she married a gay guy, and Ben Affleck...well...started being Ben Affleck. 

 

OR the fact that every guy that she was with or married all said in interviews that THEY fucked it up and she had to leave them...except for the gay guy.

I find it hard to believe that's it's always every other guy, and NEVER her fault.

Then why do THEY say it?

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

Except for the gay guy.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Because Jennifer has a disturbing 2nd personality that threatens them with murder if they say anything bad about her. So they leave her because they fear for their lives, and say it was their fault because... they fear for their lives.

[Ripper 0]

Because Jennifer has a disturbing 2nd personality that threatens them with murder if they say anything bad about her. So they leave her because they fear for their lives, and say it was their fault because... they fear for their lives.

That is a very ripper-esque post.

 

Plus, thats kinda what i truely think.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Perhaps I am the secret alias you alluded to in the Hardcore Folder and this discussion is just one person. But who is the puppet, and who .. the Puppetmaster?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Jennifer has a secret wedding that hasn't been acknowledged by either her or Marc Anthony and was only found out about because the media have nothing better to do. 

 

..

 

MEDIA WHORE~!. 

 

Yes Jennifer is a WHORE because she got in another relationship after PUFFY CHEATED on her, she married a gay guy, and Ben Affleck...well...started being Ben Affleck. 

 

OR the fact that every guy that she was with or married all said in interviews that THEY fucked it up and she had to leave them...except for the gay guy.

I find it hard to believe that's it's always every other guy, and NEVER her fault.

Then why do THEY say it?

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

Except for the gay guy.

I don't recall Ben ever flat out stating it was his fault for the breakup.

[Ripper 0]

Perhaps I am the secret alias you alluded to in the Hardcore Folder and this discussion is just one person. But who is the puppet, and who .. the Puppetmaster?

[Guest MikeSC]

I wish I was fucking all the women I have been seen with. 

You haven't been? Shameful.

-=Mike

...Who has never been seen with female members of my family for a reason...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Because they're always busy having sex.

 

And that one's over the green monster...

[Guest MikeSC]

Because they're always busy having sex.

 

And that one's over the green monster...

Boo-urns?

-=Mike

...Who has no sisters.

[Guest netslob]

Perhaps I am the secret alias you alluded to in the Hardcore Folder and this discussion is just one person. But who is the puppet, and who .. the Puppetmaster?

Guy Rolfe?