Ever have the hots for the pastor's daughter?

[Guest weezer911]

Dear horny men of the world,

 

I was wondering if anyone ever had the hots were the pastor’s daughter. I sure have and even went as far as writing a love parody song about the girl. This is a parody of Jenna Bush Army from the American Cheese album sang and written by Nerf Herder!

 

There’s a new pastor of the land, with a religion I can understand, I saw her face on Cornerstone Television,

she looks hot in a choir robe, keep marching on … deacon of love, Kristen Hawk

army, you can’t stop her! Kristen Hawk

army she’s got the brains and the looks that kill, wanta see her BUTT on the church bulletin, ready your prayer to god, you’ve got to admit she’s a fox, keep marching on deacon of love, Kristen Hawk

army, you can’t stop her! Kristen Hawk

army I don’t care if Satan corrupts the world, I only care about that girl, men of God, storm the church, when in doubt follow your erection, call up your pastor and I say quote “Sir I’m horny and can I pray” come ye rally around the sanctuary, if you don’t like her you must be a fag! Kristen Hawk

army, Kristen Hawk

army, Kristen Hawk

 

Anyone have any stories they would like to share about the pastor’s daughter? Peace out and have a nice day

 

Sincerely,

 

Chickie Singer

[The Kid 0]

Um oooook...what is this shit?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

OMG BAN PLZ2004!

[Dr. Tom 0]

Wow, that was a bast from the past.