So I visited the ER today...

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Last night, I thought I had heart problems and was worried as fuck.

 

All of today, it was hurting, and I was really starting to shit myself - I was preoccupied with it, no matter what I did, so I went to the hospital when my doctor was an hour and a half behind schedule.

 

The doctor seemed to think it was alright and was from some heavy lifting that I did yesterday. But I'm not 100% sure and still have a painful chest.

 

Flame away.

[Slayer 0]

Pussy

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

fwhy start this you know we're going to flame you.

 

Idiot,

[1234-5678 0]

Jeez, I hope you never stub a toe.

[Angle-plex 0]

Great thread.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Maybe you should try exercising so your ribbon thin pectorals don't implode when you make a paper airplane or whatever.

 

Besides, you're a kid. If you've genuinely got heart trouble at that age, it's gonna kill you, and there's nothing you can do about it. If you were 55 and shoveling snow when the symptoms started, yeah, maybe.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Which is why I'm hoping that it's not heart trouble.

 

And AoO - TSM's resident optimist.

[1234-5678 0]

You'd probably get some cool medication though.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

What's hoping going to get you, anyway? Disappointment, that's what.

 

Seriously though, that hospital trip was a waste of your time and money. Hypochondria's an expensive hobby, kid.

 

What did your parents say about it, anyway? "Oh my god, son, you must be having congestive heart failure in your TEENS!"

 

If I were your dad, and I thank Thor that I'm not, I'd have told you to go take a shower and stretch, because it's obviously muscle pain or a strategic bruise.

[1234-5678 0]

If I was his Dad I'd pinch him really hard on his arm and tell him to focus on some real pain.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Indeed, that could very well be what it was.

 

I just had an epiphany today though... What would it feel like to hold your heart in your hands, to use it to it's fullest extent at one time?

[1234-5678 0]

I'll go one better. What would it be like to use all 100% of your brain rather then the standard 7-10%?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I just had an epiphany today though... What would it feel like to hold your heart in your hands, to use it to it's fullest extent at one time?

 

Out of sight.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I'll go one better. What would it be like to use all 100% of your brain rather then the standard 7-10%?

I'd say you'd rather be dead.

 

Because of how you'd see the world and because of how fucked up you'd be perceiving things.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Open your mind, Quaid.

[Guest Fook]

Start the reactor...

[1234-5678 0]

I'll go one better. What would it be like to use all 100% of your brain rather then the standard 7-10%?

I'd say you'd rather be dead.

 

Because of how you'd see the world and because of how fucked up you'd be perceiving things.

But what if I could fly or read minds?

 

Pretty sweet..........

[haVoc 0]

Last night, I thought I had heart problems and was worried as fuck.

 

so I went to the hospital

 

The doctor seemed to think it was alright and was from some heavy lifting that I did yesterday. But I'm not 100% sure and still have a painful chest.

 

Flame away.

What a bunch of shit. Admit you masturbated until you were raw.

[Slayer 0]

I demand three-titted women

[Guest croweater]

If your chest hurts it's not gonna be your heart dude.

 

Your heart refers pain to the neck, shoulder and arm mainly with only a bit of chest pain. Hence, people who have heart attacks clutch their shoulder and arm.

 

Make sure you take some asprin, just in case.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Dude, I have the same exact problem. If you take your blood pressure when you're getting the pain, you can see that it takes a huge spike. Alas, I visited my doctor and he said it was from lifting (which I didn't do that day or the day before) and told me that if I get the pain, to lie down and rest. I still get the pains and I still think my doc is a quack, but still........ just so ya know we're in the same boat. My doc said the pain is the same as the beginning stages of a heart attack. :-D

 

KJ

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Make sure you take some asprin, just in case.

and eat a vat of nacho cheese

[Art Sandusky 0]

My doc said the pain is the same as the beginning stages of a heart attack. :-D

 

KJ

Is there a reason he put a smile after that?

 

You sick fuck.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Heh...... I added the smile as a sadistic way of showing how much of a massocist(sp?) I could be.........er............ not really, I just wanted to put a smiley in there before leaving :-D.

 

KJ

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Masochist? You bitched when I changed your internet username.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

I didn't bitch........ I said it was childish, which it is. Funny....... yet childish.

 

KJ

[Art Sandusky 0]

[Guest Vitamin X]

I'll go one better. What would it be like to use all 100% of your brain rather then the standard 7-10%?

I'd say you'd rather be dead.

 

Because of how you'd see the world and because of how fucked up you'd be perceiving things.

Worst comeback ever.

[Guest Dids]

Was wondering how long that was going to take... nicely done Kotz.

[Art Sandusky 0]

He's given us all a nice collective punching bag while this draft is going down.