Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 He doesn't have a penis But you probably wish he did. Oh, wow. A gay joke. What are you going to do next, a joke about my mom? And after that, a "you're so fat" joke. I've seen better jokes in Watchtower Magazine. Team FrigidSoul proves its intelligence again by ignoring that Tyler said his own leader lacked a penis. I mean, come on, he fucking gift-wrapped that one for all of us.
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I'm still waiting for anyone on Team ChokenOnCock to be relevant. You'll be waiting a LONG time then, Tyler. Why is that young William Scarlet? *waves at team mate Mike SC*
Adam Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Obviously Malibu was thinking with his other head when choosing his team. As opposed to Kotz, who used his exceptional proctology degree to draft such an incredibly bland asshole. Keep trying, Adam. Eventually, one of your teammates will comment on one of your fine Spiny Norman carbon copies. I obviously hurt you with my post about you, because your intensity has increased. Unfortunately for you, your intelligence has decreased as a result of this. I mean come on, asshole is an old and tired, immature little word. Bland, now right there you could be on the right track, but alas, you are talking to the wrong person when you call someone 'bland'. Your ignorance amazes me, as you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, but yet you try to convince everyone that you may. I'm not looking for praise, and I'm certainly not copying any other poster. I think you are quite confused as to why everyone else is picking on you and your team mates. Well let me put it straight for you: Team Malibu sucks. Yes, I have to go back to an old flame, but there is really no other way to describe your team other than saying it sucks. Team Malibu is full of young, inexperienced posters who don't know how to flame. Its leader had a brain melt for the couple of hours that he spent deciding who to choose. So back to the drawing board NY, you may actually post something of substance some day.
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 YOU FAGIT UR NOT MESSAGEBOARDING WRITE Try typing with your penis. You'd probably post something more relevant.
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Alt + F4 that isn't a very funny comeback. You're weird
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Team FrigidSoul proves its intelligence again by ignoring that Tyler said his own leader lacked a penis. I mean, come on, he fucking gift-wrapped that one for all of us. I've never been one for authority
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Alt + F4 that isn't a very funny comeback. You're weird Get off my playground, you goth.
Der Kommissar Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 How fucking pathetic are you to quote yourself? Well, he DID support Howard Dean. That's pretty pathetic.
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Well let me put it straight for you: Team Malibu sucks. Yes, I have to go back to an old flame, MAN! You pulled out the "YOU SUCK!" card! Such an old school warrior! Christ, I've seen more eloquent writers in a special education classroom.
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 YOU FAGIT UR NOT MESSAGEBOARDING WRITE Try typing with your penis. You'd probably post something more relevant. At least I HAVE a penis, not a plastic facsimile that you love to throttle everyone with. And what does relevancy have to do with it? You should be the last one talking about being relevant.
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I'm certainly not copying any other poster. You can copy me. Everyone loves me *gnaws on mouse pad*
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Alt + F4 that isn't a very funny comeback. You're weird Get off my playground, you goth. Hello Tyler! I am still here playing! Gangrel was a goth. *waves at Tyler*
Adam Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Way to edit a post down to one line Tyler, great work. When Team Malibu gets cloe to the level of Team Kotz, we'll talk.
Chuck Woolery Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I obviously hurt you with my post about you, because your intensity has increased. Unfortunately for you, your intelligence has decreased as a result of this. I mean come on, asshole is an old and tired, immature little word. Bland, now right there you could be on the right track, but alas, you are talking to the wrong person when you call someone 'bland'. Your ignorance amazes me, as you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, but yet you try to convince everyone that you may. I'm not looking for praise, and I'm certainly not copying any other poster. I think you are quite confused as to why everyone else is picking on you and your team mates. Well let me put it straight for you: Team Malibu sucks. Yes, I have to go back to an old flame, but there is really no other way to describe your team other than saying it sucks. Team Malibu is full of young, inexperienced posters who don't know how to flame. Its leader had a brain melt for the couple of hours that he spent deciding who to choose. So back to the drawing board NY, you may actually post something of substance some day. Team Malibu sucks? Nice Guy Adam, son... I'm sorry, the only one sucking here is you. 75% of the posts I see from you are pure garbage, and the other 25% are garbage that come prefaced with "I'm not trying to become popular..." Let's face it, Adam, nobody really gives a fuck about you, yet every post you make you try and point out how little you care about your popularity, and then proceed to write the rest of your post in the fashion of "Okay, what's going to make team captain Kotzenjunge happy?" You're calling my boy NY Untouchable bland -- son, your entire schtick is being exactly the same as all of the cool kids in every post. I love the ending, man. NY Untouchable may post something of substance someday? If you'd dig your head out of the collective ass of TSM and look at the sunshine, you'd realize he's posted much more substance than your status-quo ass ever will. Team Malibu says fuck you.
Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 Eugene is wearing Team Malibu's jacket inside-out. A fitting allegory.
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I just noticed that I too have a penis *waves excitedly*
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Eugene is wearing Team Malibu's jacket inside-out. A fitting allegory. You sure it's not Team Malibu wearing EugeneMark's jacket backwards? I mean, after all, they are all a bunch of slack-jawed fucking retards. .... Oh wait, I'm being kind to the retards.
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 At least I HAVE a penis, not a plastic facsimile that you love to throttle everyone with. Oh shit! Did he just say I don't have a penis? BRILLIANT!
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Eugene is wearing Team Malibu's jacket inside-out. A fitting allegory. Courtney Love made a song called Malibu. My Jacket has my name on it. *waves at Kotz*
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I just noticed that I too have a penis *waves excitedly* I hope it's your hand you're waving. Team Kotz, on the other hand...
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Way to edit a post down to one line Tyler, great work. When Team Malibu gets cloe to the level of Team Kotz, we'll talk. Well, we've at least passed your level of literacy.
Guest MikeSC Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Look familiar? I'm not using a team avatar, but thanks for noticing. Go back to crying about Reagan and the mean 411 writers not giving him his proper due, you overly feminine (yet homophobic!) female battery victim. Sorry, your uber-lame jacket in your sig totally threw me off. And, Tyler, the moment a woman actually touches you, feel free to make comments. But, hey, continue showing "team spirit". It'll take you far. -=Mike
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 You sure it's not Team Malibu wearing EugeneMark's jacket backwards? I mean, after all, they are all a bunch of slack-jawed fucking retards. .... Oh wait, I'm being kind to the retards. That wasn't very nice. I am special. Thus I must proceed to throw my own feces at you *flings poo*
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 You sure it's not Team Malibu wearing EugeneMark's jacket backwards? I mean, after all, they are all a bunch of slack-jawed fucking retards. .... Oh wait, I'm being kind to the retards. That wasn't very nice. I am special. Thus I must proceed to throw my own feces at you *flings poo* Stop flinging Tyler McClelland posts. Mr. Dames won't like cleaning that one up in the morning.
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 And, Tyler, the moment a woman actually touches you, feel free to make comments. Hahahaha. No comment. But, hey, continue showing "team spirit". It'll take you far. How's that "I'm too COOL FOR A TEAM!!!" thing working out for you?
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I'm going to go create more stool to throw while I go watch Tron. Good Bye everybody!! Good Bye Willie and Kotzie! *waves with poop stained hands*
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 You sure it's not Team Malibu wearing EugeneMark's jacket backwards? I mean, after all, they are all a bunch of slack-jawed fucking retards. .... Oh wait, I'm being kind to the retards. That wasn't very nice. I am special. Thus I must proceed to throw my own feces at you *flings poo* Stop flinging Tyler McClelland posts. Mr. Dames won't like cleaning that one up in the morning. One page after he complains about my calling him gay, he retorts with "YOU HAVE NO PENIS " and "YOU POST LIKE POO" Not to mention the aformentioned "YOU'RE NOT MESSAGEBOARDING RIGHT!" comment. Do I even need to respond, or has he already made himself irrelevant enough without my help?
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 *The MVP for Team ChokenSault exits*
Guest MikeSC Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 And, Tyler, the moment a woman actually touches you, feel free to make comments. Hahahaha. No comment. But, hey, continue showing "team spirit". It'll take you far. How's that "I'm too COOL FOR A TEAM!!!" thing working out for you? Pretty damned good thus far. I have avoided lame jackets or banners in my sig up to this point. -=Mike
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