Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Score one for Team Kotzenjunge, suckaz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Bringing the total up to negative sixteen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 The prize was your anal virginity, but you let CanadianChick and her strap-on take that long ago. And that's a pretty worthless prize if it has already been taken, dumb-dumb. Which it hasn't, by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 No, I took it last night while you were asleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 The prize was your anal virginity, but you let CanadianChick and her strap-on take that long ago. And that's a pretty worthless prize if it has already been taken, dumb-dumb. Which it was long ago, by the way, just by Zack. Okay then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 No, I took it last night while you were asleep. Thanks for being gentle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I drugged you first by spiking your father's penis with rohypnol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Team Kotz: We can employ ploys, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 10, 2004 That was a shitty ploy. Besides, IDRM's mentioned jerking off to animals mating on TV. Obviously you stooges would start this thread so ol' boy can go for a new record while Kotz cheers him on. That "score one" was just the start of his stroke. An hors d'ouvre, if you will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Uh oh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Uh oh? Some captain. You're like a wrestling reference in technicolor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Ooh, look, the big bad AGENT OF OBLIVION is insulting me! Spooooooooky! Someone hold me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 10, 2004 You already have admitted that you both fear and love me, all that's missing is a few bitchslaps and you're the Tina to my Ike, pre-solo career. You don't have the legs or the soul, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 You wish I'd be your Tina, but it ain't happening, Bear-boy. Have I mentioned that I'm already thinking of bets for the upcoming Packer 0wnage? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 10, 2004 This thread was designed just to trick people. Thus... it is trolling. Trolling is a bannable offense here at TSM. I nominate that all members of Team Kotz be banned, and every thread they ever started or looked on every message board be closed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 10, 2004 This thread was designed just to trick people. Thus... it is trolling. Trolling is a bannable offense here at TSM. I nominate that all members of Team Kotz be banned, and every thread they ever started or looked on every message board be closed. I can't imagine why such a reasonable request would not be immeadiatly fufilled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 You wish I'd be your Tina, but it ain't happening, Bear-boy. Have I mentioned that I'm already thinking of bets for the upcoming Packer 0wnage? Of course you love the Packers. But he likes the Fudge Packers more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 10, 2004 You wish I'd be your Tina, but it ain't happening, Bear-boy. Have I mentioned that I'm already thinking of bets for the upcoming Packer 0wnage? Of course you love the Packers. But he likes the Fudge Packers more. I'd like them, but I don't really follow the Swiss League. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Seing as no-one has actually delivered the goods in this thread: click I am better than you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Team Malibu's #6 pick Chave BRINGS THE RIPPED-OFF JOKES~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Kotz is horrible with remembering the rosters. Team Malibu has the Brit that can't poo in his own home, not chave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Team Malibu's #6 pick Chave BRINGS THE RIPPED-OFF JOKES~! Someone clicked... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Wow, I'm sorry to hear the horrible news about what roster you're on, Chave. My condolences to you and your family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Hey, don't be hasty. We don't know if chave can chave in his house or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Team Malibu's #6 pick Chave BRINGS THE RIPPED-OFF JOKES~! Someone clicked... Nah, you've just become predictable. Like Malibu swooning when he sees Reuben dude from American Idol, or when FrigidSoul says something stupider than the last stupid thing he said, or when Anglesault menstruates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Hey, don't be hasty. We don't know if chave can chave in his house or not. Ah, continuity. How I missed thee. And I may have become predictable, but at least I'm not a walking cliche who's only known for his metrosexuality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Team Malibu's #6 pick Chave BRINGS THE RIPPED-OFF JOKES~! Someone clicked... Nah, you've just become predictable. Like Malibu swooning when he sees Reuben dude from American Idol, or when FrigidSoul says something stupider than the last stupid thing he said, or when Anglesault menstruates. Or like when you shove glowsticks in your ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Um, Me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Hey, don't be hasty. We don't know if chave can chave in his house or not. Ah, continuity. How I missed thee. And I may have become predictable, but at least I'm not a walking cliche who's only known for his metrosexuality. Oh, go turn heel again or something. Perhaps make an account called Lavender to see how we react to new people again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Hey, don't be hasty. We don't know if chave can chave in his house or not. Ah, continuity. How I missed thee. And I may have become predictable, but at least I'm not a walking cliche who's only known for his metrosexuality. Oh, go turn heel again or something. Perhaps make an account called Lavender to see how we react to new people again. Oh no! The little raver ponce is flaming me! Help! Help! Save me from the effeminate cunt with his deeply cutting barbs fresh from last year. You're not a flamer Kotz (and I'll leave it to someone even lamer than yourself to make that joke). Why not leavethat to someone else so that they can make a twat of themselves onstead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
