Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Day 2 came and went, and the winners were Team Zack Malibu, with a strong recovery from Day 1's pathetic showing and a good poster turnout. Tyler McClelland's performance against DerangedHermit and NY Untouchable and Chuck Woolery double-teaming Nice Guy Adam. Ripper and MrZsasz both showed up to the fray as well, carrying the team through the afternoon, and the team got a late addition in the form of ViciousFish, finally making the numbers even out. Team Kotzenjunge was a good second, but didn't come on strong until later in the day, when they proceeded to make a very strong showing but couldn't undo the damage done during the morning and afternoon hours. Spiny Norman asserted himself big-time on CanadianChick, which lead to a CC-bashing thread that was a rousing success and the high draft picks all produced as expected, despite Banky leaving the team and Lord of the Curry mostly ignoring things. The team got a late boost with the addition of the returning EL DANDY~!, and business has certainly picked up. Team ChokenSault gets third after their MVP EugeneMark made his presence known big time and Choken One finally owned up to being their leader. Man of 1,004 Modes also posted very little, which can only help a team's progress and standing. MikeSC also came to bat a little for the team, but continues to stand by his position of not caring. The team shows spunk and motivation though, which is more than can be said for the last place team. In last place was Team FrigidSoul, who had Agent of Oblivion and Nevermortal, two high draft picks, leave the team within 24 hours of each other, as well as lackluster efforts from almost everyone else except DerangedHermit and Chave, who with their performances provided a pair of bright spots in an otherwise poor showing where even the leader was distracted making a misguided Popick-oriented thread. Team FrigidSoul has been promised the next two new posters to the Gang Wars to help improve their competitive standing. Going into Day 3, Team Kotzenjunge has the momentum, but Team FrigidSoul won't take any of this lying down, and Team Zack Malibu will be looking to repeat. Meanwhile, a prevailing question is "When will Anglesault return to lead his team?" Perhaps Day 3 will be the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 ::staggers into Team Malibu's hotel suite with a quarter full bottle of Tullamore Dew:: What did I miss guys? ::vomits:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 lackluster efforts from almost everyone else Lies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Me > JSYK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Team Kotz would have won if I'd A- been online more, but working out and poker called B- cared C- mattered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Everyone > JSYK. Edited for accuracy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Surely you post in jest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Formula. Given that: Team KOTZ > the rest of your fuckers JSYK=Team Kotz Vitamin X != Team KOTZ It follows: JSYK > Vitamin X. It's logic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Dids, you're just going to confuse him with this "logic" that you speak of. Vitamin X, just go back to being unkown. You were much better that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Surely you post in jest. Wait are you posting or are you jesting? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Trust me, this is all a ploy. You'll be shocked when it's finally revealed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Pfft then you're just stealing my heat, bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 11, 2004 This thread was much better when I had made one in four posts made in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Your last post was better when you only had the word "made" once in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Your last post was better when you only had the word "made" once in it. Hush up, cracka. I'm too busy ordering Legends of Wrestling 3 for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Pfft then you're just stealing my heat, bitch. I've really got to hand it to you. You've got us all beat at our own game, when it all boils down to it. We've all seen what Banky and Inc have gone through; Chave, to a lesser extent, has suffered as well. The question is posed, "Is it better to burn out than to fade away?" And you've got the answer to it. Who wants a rise to glory, a brief moment in the spotlight, when the fall from grace is inevitable? You've got the solution, and that solution is to remain a relative unknown. Spare yourself the pain you're going to feel when people stop worshipping at your altar and simply stay invisible. It's genius! It's just a shame that you're stepping out of the shadows. Don't try to climb the ladder, Vitamin X, you'll just fall back down. I am impressed, however, at how you threw "bitch" onto the end of your last post. I always find that tacking "bitch" at the end of any statement really serves to drive the point home, regardless of how asinine that statement may be. Sometimes I try it when I order lunch at work..."I'd like a large broiled chicken salad...bitch". It let's them know that I mean business, and that I ain't no one to fuck with. I got your point, Vitamin X. You ain't no one to fuck with. You're hardcore. You and -IB- should form a club where you two can sit around and discuss just how fucking gangsta the two of you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Your last post was better when you only had the word "made" once in it. Hush up, cracka. I'm too busy ordering gay porn for this. Corrected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Your last post was better when you only had the word "made" once in it. Hush up, cracka. I'm too busy ordering gay porn for this. Corrected. That ain't cool, man. You know it's for Popick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Pfft then you're just stealing my heat, bitch. I've really got to hand it to you. You've got us all beat at our own game, when it all boils down to it. We've all seen what Banky and Inc have gone through; Chave, to a lesser extent, has suffered as well. The question is posed, "Is it better to burn out than to fade away?" And you've got the answer to it. Who wants a rise to glory, a brief moment in the spotlight, when the fall from grace is inevitable? You've got the solution, and that solution is to remain a relative unknown. Spare yourself the pain you're going to feel when people stop worshipping at your altar and simply stay invisible. It's genius! It's just a shame that you're stepping out of the shadows. Don't try to climb the ladder, Vitamin X, you'll just fall back down. I am impressed, however, at how you threw "bitch" onto the end of your last post. I always find that tacking "bitch" at the end of any statement really serves to drive the point home, regardless of how asinine that statement may be. Sometimes I try it when I order lunch at work..."I'd like a large broiled chicken salad...bitch". It let's them know that I mean business, and that I ain't no one to fuck with. I got your point, Vitamin X. You ain't no one to fuck with. You're hardcore. You and -IB- should form a club where you two can sit around and discuss just how fucking gangsta the two of you are. But if you're so high up the ladder, how come I'm better than you? P.S. Vitamin X still has you beat. P.S.S. You smell of Flounder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 11, 2004 grow up Zssasz. don't you have more Fluff to post in CE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 The Bush Administration lied again, you know. Excuse me while I run to CE and post about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Pfft then you're just stealing my heat, bitch. I've really got to hand it to you. You've got us all beat at our own game, when it all boils down to it. We've all seen what Banky and Inc have gone through; Chave, to a lesser extent, has suffered as well. The question is posed, "Is it better to burn out than to fade away?" And you've got the answer to it. Who wants a rise to glory, a brief moment in the spotlight, when the fall from grace is inevitable? You've got the solution, and that solution is to remain a relative unknown. Spare yourself the pain you're going to feel when people stop worshipping at your altar and simply stay invisible. It's genius! It's just a shame that you're stepping out of the shadows. Don't try to climb the ladder, Vitamin X, you'll just fall back down. I am impressed, however, at how you threw "bitch" onto the end of your last post. I always find that tacking "bitch" at the end of any statement really serves to drive the point home, regardless of how asinine that statement may be. Sometimes I try it when I order lunch at work..."I'd like a large broiled chicken salad...bitch". It let's them know that I mean business, and that I ain't no one to fuck with. I got your point, Vitamin X. You ain't no one to fuck with. You're hardcore. You and -IB- should form a club where you two can sit around and discuss just how fucking gangsta the two of you are. You... you do realize that I was actually just mocking your posts in the draft thread similar to what you have been doing all this time, right? All I can say is... WHOO-MUTHAFUCKIN-OSH~! with a side order of that was the lamest attempt at flaming I've ever seen. I've seen far better material come out of you before, if you could even call what that poor excuse of a post was flaming. Please try again. Really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 It wasn't a flame, it was advice. I mean, since I helped you get drafted and all, I'm like your mentor. I figured I could help you out and encourage you to stay unknown, since you're much more entertaining that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Whoo-motherfucking-osh? The fuck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Whoosh-Oosh-B'Goosh? The foosh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 12, 2004 It wasn't a flame, it was advice. I mean, since I helped you get drafted and all, I'm like your mentor. I figured I could help you out and encourage you to stay unknown, since you're much more entertaining that way. But you wouldn't know since I was unknown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Any time you're not around, I'm entertained. I prefer that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Ah, so you prefer boredom. Suit yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2004 I'm entertained. I prefer that. I note that comprehension is not one of your strong points. I'll attempt to work around that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2004 All I can say is... WHOO-MUTHAFUCKIN-OSH~! with a side order of that was the lamest attempt at flaming I've ever seen. I've seen far better material come out of you before, if you could even call what that poor excuse of a post was flaming. Please try again. Really. If I didn't look at your name before, I swear to fucking GOD that I was looking at a Popick post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
