Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Day 3 of Gang Wars go to Team FrigidSoul, if only for their leader coming back and motivating his team to fight again after a pathetic outing on Day 2. While the methods used were considered over the line by some posters and childish by others, they certainly spurred activity and that's what this is about. Team FrigidSoul also got first blood on a spammer in HD by invading his messageboard with FrigidSoul himself leading the charge. Team Malibu dropped down to second place, but through no faults of its own. Its members took Kyliejunge as their collective target of the day, and through pure post saturation managed to look good, except for a downright embarassing ViciousFish thread. An absence of the big players on the team, including the leader himself kept today from being a winning day for Team Malibu. Team Kotzenjunge continued its downward spiral by dropping to third place, due to a lack of poster turnout and leader getting quintuple-teamed in one thread, as well as some members agreeing with other teams instead of flaming them. A pretty disappointing day that would have netted a last place finish were it not for there being a fourth team. Team ChokenSault's brief surge in Day 2's fighting was negated by a near disappearance on Day 3, save for a few token posts by some of its small role-players. EugeneMark continues to be the MVP, posting the most and furthering the team's goals, even creating a secret fort for his team, which is more than other posters can claim they did for their beleagured unit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 12, 2004 secret forts own we made one at a kylie fan board... nobody will look there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Meh. I'd rather get laid than post in the GangWars thread, but dammit, I hate losing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Meh. I'd rather get laid than post in the GangWars thread, but dammit, I hate losing. We all would, but however, none of yous guys are as blessed as me. Gotta keep that pimp hand strong... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 I am. Haha. That's why I didn't get to post much today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Fuckin ay. We need a trade. All pimps on Team Kotz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Tyler's masturbatory habits have made him a veritable marathon man, being able to last SEVEN HOURS before orgasm now. He's shooting for seventeen before the end of the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Fuckin ay. We need a trade. All pimps on Team Kotz. They're already here. Why do you think we didn't pick other people? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EugeneMark Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Team FrigidSoul also got first blood on a spammer in HD by invading his messageboard with FrigidSoul himself leading the charge. Team ChokenSault was also there demanding a curly slide be built My team has no leaders anymore. Where is Anglesault? MO1M already said that I should take over. *waves from fort* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Naw, but see, if I was stroking it, I could've just stayed online and posted in the Gangwars thread amidst the pressure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EugeneMark Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Naw, but see, if I was stroking it, I could've just stayed online and posted in the Gangwars thread amidst the pressure. HA HA You must be a one minute man *waves at Tyler* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Tyler frowns as his innermost desires are made public. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Naw, but see, if I was stroking it, I could've just stayed online and posted in the Gangwars thread amidst the pressure. HA HA You must be a one minute man *waves at Tyler* 0WNED Man, EugeneMark is single-handedly SAVING Team ChokenSault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Damn it. I'll be back tomorrow to clean up this mess. Kotz jizzing all over his keyboard at the thought of "owning" me is crusting up the internet already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Your cover of that last misstep gets a D-, because you aren't iB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EugeneMark Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Damn it. I'll be back tomorrow to clean up this mess. Kotz jizzing all over his keyboard at the thought of "owning" me is crusting up the internet already. Yes runaway from Team ChokenSault *waves* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EugeneMark Report post Posted June 12, 2004 EugeneMark isn't on the Team Roster!!! EDIT: Yay there I am! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 I'm already getting sick of the goddamned gimmicked retard. The motherfuck is already hovering around Drury territory and Drury had a several month head start. *wave**wave**wave**thanks**thanks**thanks* while I *fap**fap**fap* to the notion of skullfucking his semi alive brain with a screwdriver that is just long enough to come close to lobotomizing him. I should go visit the secret fort to. I'll hang out long enough to light a match to the mental methane that comes spewing forth from those fuckasses and explode them to the moon. 4 seconds later, I will be taking Choken One and eugene's mother to task over by the curly slide for not punishing him with slashes to the neck and genitals with a box cutter for being so fucking horrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 12, 2004 or you could just point out that no new gimmick posters are allowed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Pretty sure we both know how that is going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EugeneMark Report post Posted June 12, 2004 I'm already getting sick of the goddamned gimmicked retard. The motherfuck is already hovering around Drury territory and Drury had a several month head start. *wave**wave**wave**thanks**thanks**thanks* while I *fap**fap**fap* to the notion of skullfucking his semi alive brain with a screwdriver that is just long enough to come close to lobotomizing him. I should go visit the secret fort to. I'll hang out long enough to light a match to the mental methane that comes spewing forth from those fuckasses and explode them to the moon. 4 seconds later, I will be taking Choken One and eugene's mother to task over by the curly slide for not punishing him with slashes to the neck and genitals with a box cutter for being so fucking horrible. You must have a lot of pent up sexual desires Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Eugene talking about sex is weird. I might have to withdraw my endorsement of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 I guess last night's coke binge prevented me from helping my team. But then again, I was doing the lines off of a stripper's ass, so I think that's a healthy excuse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 I guess last night's coke binge prevented me from helping my team. But then again, I was doing the lines off of a stripper's ass, so I think that's a healthy excuse. It's not a healthy excuse when the stripper's a 12 year old Vietnamese boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Named Destiny? And white? With blond hair and big breasts? Well, stranger things have happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Named Destiny? And white? With blond hair and big breasts? Well, stranger things have happened. So he must have been a busty albino 12 year old Vietnamese boy named Destiny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 And an ass that tastes like French Vanilla ice cream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 And an ass that tastes like French Vanilla ice cream. 2 years after its expiration date Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2004 When your whole face is numb from coke, what's the difference? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 12, 2004 Fuckin ay. We need a trade. All pimps on Team Kotz. They're already here. Why do you think we didn't pick other people? Because they were already taken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
