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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

I've quit smoking.

 

I had my last one about 8 minutes ago. And after it, I just said "Fuck it. I'm done."

 

I knew that any of my dreams would not be accomplished if I kept it up and my health would continue to deteriorate aswell.

 

When I really felt that I was going to give it up, I wondered why the fuck I started in the first place, but moreso how stupid I was was for doing it.

 

None of this product bullshit, no cutting-down, just cold hard turkey. The only way to do it.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

W00t.

 

A 15 year stopped smoking. Everyone stop the presses.

 

Did the cool kids not start liking you even though you imitated them?

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Even CWM throwing a weak, childish jab doesn't get me down.

 

Especially seeing as it's from someone that probably thinks that smoking is/was cool.

 

:)

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

UYI seems to be the answer man. Why not ask him?

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UYI seems to be the answer, man. Why not ask him?

Edited for correction.

 

-iB- is fun because we can flame him anywhere on the board we want and get away with it. Woot.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Who's -iB-...?

 

I take it "we" is your pissy little team, and the only thing resembling "flames" are your attire.

 

A glorious SmackDown! awaits me, no doubt.

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Who's -iB-...?

You're -iB- as long as you're on this ma'fuckin' board. No name change is going to help you escape your reputation as one of the worst posters we've had in the last year at least.

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Even CWM throwing a weak, childish jab doesn't get me down.

 

Especially seeing as it's from someone that probably thinks that smoking is/was cool.

 

:)

 

 

I know you're type.

 

You're one of those little goth wannabes,

 

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who hasn't had a date since he ejaculated in his pants after a girl in 5th grade tried to hold his hand.

 

You see all the cool kids outside having a cool refreshing tangy smoke:

 

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So you rush home and steal your mommies cigs from her purse. You light up in the backyard after everyone's gone to bed and wind up coughing your lungs out so you decide to not enhale.

 

You skip merrily along to school the next morning eager for the cool kids to embrace you as one of your own.

 

You pull out that nice big smoke and after a couple of misfires manage to light that baby up. You take a deeeeep pull...and then blow it out right away.

 

The cool kids are dissapointed:

 

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They call you out for being a wannabe. You run home distraught, vowing never to smoke again:

 

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A lesson has been learned.

 

Next week we'll deal with, Masturbation: The Do's and Dont's.

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Even CWM throwing a weak, childish jab doesn't get me down.

 

Especially seeing as it's from someone that probably thinks that smoking is/was cool.

 

:)

 

 

I know you're type.

 

You're one of those little goth wa...

No.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

Christ kid. How long have you been smoking?

 

A month? a week?

 

YOU ARE 15. stopping smoking then is not an accomplishment. It's not something to brag about. EVERYONE smoked at that age.

 

Come back here when you stop smoking crack and THEN we'll give you your due.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

CWM, stop already. I don't give a shit about you, your family, your health or anything else about you.

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I never smoked when I was 15 because I heard -iB- would be doing it in the future.

 

Let's see here...

 

Faux bad attitude... check.

Smokes... check.

Using curse words like a new blowup doll... check.

Lame band in an impossibly large sig... check.

Has an inflated sense of self-importance... check.

Dislikes color... check.

 

Yup, he's a Goth.

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CWM, stop already. I don't give a shit about you, your family, your health or anything else about you.

*looks around*

 

where did I mention any of that shit.

 

You goths are so uppity.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

I'm shakin'.

 

But I'll back off since this is General.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
CWM, stop already. I don't give a shit about you, your family, your health or anything else about you.

*looks around*

 

where did I mention any of that shit.

 

You goths are so uppity.

I just told that because you're a flamebaiting piece of shit. And it's not like I was lying when I said that.

 

Oh, and I'm just glad to go from 15-20 a day to none.

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Guest JacK

You stooge. 'I don't care about him, but I'll just reply to every thing he says and hang off his every word'

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Guest JacK

WHAT?!?!?! I thought this was an online car dealership! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?

 

Of course it's a forum. If you don't care about someone, then by definition what they say (or POST in this case) should have no relevance to you, and thus would be generally ignored. Your continual attempts at insults indicate this to not be the case.

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I thought it was a car dealership too. I even gave Dames a $5,000 US down payment on an M3!

 

(goes to find Dames and get his money back)

 

Should've known something was up where there wasn't a showroom...

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Kotzy, come back! The showroom's just above your head!

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.. the fuck?

 

And in the name of all things holy, SHORTEN YOUR SIG. Bad enough the picture's too big, but linking every internet site you've ever been to doesn't help either.

 

EDIT: Wow, I posted this and when my post was displayed, the picture was gone. I'M MAGIC, I TELLS YA!

 

... that or iB just found a new shitty band to have a picture of.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Indeed, it has been done.

 

And if you'll look above your head, you'll see the showroom.

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CWM's 'uppity' theory is true.

 

iB, or Beau (if that IS your real name), sent me a message asking for cyber sex on an instant messaging service. After replying with a friendly 'shut up', I get this:

 

Burn in hell.

 

Time to wring out your blood soaked leather panties, bitch.

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