Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Damn straight. Get that jackass midget in. He'd be fun. He can kick Orlando Jordan in the testicles, just to amuse me.
The Czech Republic Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 I can see it now... "So the 13-year-old fat kids on their daddy's computer want some lightweights? Well WE GOT SOME LIGHTWEIGHTS!"
RavishingRickRudo Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 How about puppets? Puppets vs. Midgets vs. 80's Gimmicks ... ... I'd buy it.
Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Mabel then walks out, to the disgust of everyone. Yeah, I suck.
Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 How about puppets? Puppets vs. Midgets vs. 80's Gimmicks ... ... I'd buy it. How about elves? They're kind of nutty. Or goblins. Or big hairy fat dudes. They would pass as suitable contenders to a LightWeight belt in WWE land.
Lord of The Curry Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 If Noble grew long hair he'd make a good hobbit. Ditto for Paul London. *Lord of The Rings storylines begins to form in LOTC's mind* It begins..................
Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 If Noble grew long hair he'd make a good hobbit. Ditto for Paul London. *Lord of The Rings storylines begins to form in LOTC's mind* It begins.................. We already have Gandalf with Fertig.
Lord of The Curry Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 No, Fertig is more Saruman-esque. Kidman would make a good elf,
Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Then who is Gandalf? Make McMahon's hair white and long, and it could work.
RavishingRickRudo Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Undergalf the Black "Undergalf, the ring, THE RING, the ring is taking over me!!" *sniff* "... and?" "Undergalf! If Sauricai gets his hands on the ring he will rule us all!" *spits* ".. eh.. " "Dammit Undergalf, now is not the time for your No Selling Wizardry!"
Rob E Dangerously Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 They should just make up a title switch, since they obviously didn't want to have Chavo job the belt before leaving
Lord of The Curry Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Benoit is Aragorn. That's a must. Jericho could play Legolas, seeing as how he's got the prettiest hair now that Nash is gone.
Lil' Bitch Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 This would be perfect for another (and hopefully better) Cruiserweight Open at the GAB.
Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Undergalf should SO be given the WWE Title. Or just give him the cruiserweight title. It will solve all problems.
Guest Brian Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Fuck the cruiserweight belt. They're never going to get behind a division so fuck it.
Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Hey don't blame the belt. It's not the belt's fault. What did the belt ever do to you?
RavishingRickRudo Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Fuck the cruiserweight belt. They're never going to get behind a division so fuck it. Isn't that what we're doing? The Lord of the Rings saga is for Smackdown only, Curry - your dreams of Jericholas must be put to a halt.
Lord of The Curry Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Fine, fine. Stupid-ass "Smackdown only" storylines.
RavishingRickRudo Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 And they should change the belt into a pie. I mean, who would want a belt when you can have a pie?
Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Ok that would rule. In fact make it a talking pie.
Lord of The Curry Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 There's a joke in here somewhere involving The Rock and the belt but I'm too lazy to think of it.
RavishingRickRudo Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 A talking pie? Are you out of your fucking mind. If it were a basket of glazed doughnuts, then yeah, of course, they'd be talking... but a PIE? How fucking cliched is that?! We're trying to rebuild the cruiserweight division here, not fucking make the fucking muppet show.
Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 The pie could be someone's best friend, and in a heartwarming scene, they must decide if the pie lives..... or dies. Simpsons Jokes: The last refuge of the damned!
Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 A talking pie? Are you out of your fucking mind. If it were a basket of glazed doughnuts, then yeah, of course, they'd be talking... but a PIE? How fucking cliched is that?! We're trying to rebuild the cruiserweight division here, not fucking make the fucking muppet show. The pie MUST talk. The whole thing just doesn't work without it.
RavishingRickRudo Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Hmm... You've sold me on the idea of a talking pie. But the pie mustn't talk for the first few weeks. And it should only begin talking when the champion -whomever or whatever they might be - has a moment of doubt.
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