14,000 Things I Hate About Myself

[Art Sandusky 0]

 

 

 

 

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[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

How the fuck does that happen, anyway? I don't remember posting here over nine THOUSAND times...

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Only 14,000? I can think of a few more. And remember, HD posts aren't counted...

[DerangedHermit 0]

Kotz is 4.3478260869565217391304347826087 times more of a loser than I am. Just remember, Kotz, you have more posts than Bob Barron now...

 

Anglesault is 106.2881987577639751552795031055901 times more of a loser than I am. (100 added for being a Yankee fan)

[razazteca 0]

Maybe Beck should be your hero now instead of that 40-ish blond you lust after.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Welcome Kotz, your seat is waiting.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Back when I had access to the internet at work, I posted here significantly more.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Maybe Beck should be your hero now instead of that 40-ish blond you lust after.

... Madonna?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Fabio isn't that old, is he?

[DerangedHermit 0]

Fabio isn't that old, is he?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Only 14,000? I can think of a few more. And remember, HD posts aren't counted...

We also all lost like two months worth of our post count from DaBoardCrash. For some of us, these were our two most prolific months of posting. (Me)

[Guest netslob]

look on the bright side, things could be worse...you could be me, and end having a really bad time all the time.

[nl5xsk1 0]

And to think that I was depressed and embarrassed about having almost 2,000.

 

Man, thanks guys ... I feel better already.

 

/nl5: goes back to posting like the message board loser that he is.

[Art Sandusky 0]

look on the bright side, things could be worse...you could be me, and end up having a really bad time all the time.

Neil, shut up or I'll kill you.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm gonna reach 3,000 one of these days.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

But I can't find any non-HD threads I want to post in right now.

[justsoyouknow 0]

If I really focus, I might break 100 by the end of the summer.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

There are people with five-to-ten times as many posts as us, yet have not made the impact on this board that we have.

 

Quality over quantity.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Was that a compliment?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

How can that be construed as anything but?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Jsyk's made an impact?

 

Fireball was cool but that cool?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

He is a member of my super secret message board, so yeah, he's made an impact.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Oh, awesome, I have more posts now.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I'm going to hurt you, CWM.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm gonna reach 13,000 one of these days.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The postcount time continuum is a fickle mistress.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

What's the highest the number will go.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Only one way to find out.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Now that's fuckin' interesting, man.

 

I put in a solid line of 9's and got that.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Someone call that number. I think I just discovered a government secret. 838-8607.