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Giuseppe Zangara

Someone send me booze.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Thunderbird is under three dollars a bottle. You can find that much money on the walk to the liquor store. There's no reason anyone should ever have to go sober, David.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Grocery store jug wines are an economical buzz, also.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

You could find an empty bottle and piss in it after drinking some real alcohol. Same difference.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
True story: 40oz. are not legally available in Florida.

You've got to be shitting me.

 

Can't buy beer in Indiana on a Sunday.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

The fuck's wrong with those other eight ounces, Florida?

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Guest FrigidSoul

Can't buy alcohol on Sunday before Labor Day here in Mass. Bars are still open however.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Kentucky knows how to party. They've got 24 hour liquor/porn/fireworks stores all along the interstate.

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Guest FrigidSoul

I know people who drive all the way to NH, buy cartons of ciggs and a ton of alcohol because there's no state tax on ciggs in NH and the alcohol is cheaper.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

No one's too poor to afford cheap wine, that's why bums drink it. It gets you the most trashed for the least amount of money.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
no state tax on ciggs in NH

 

I doubt that. It might be less, but I've never heard of a state not tax-stamping cigarettes, and that's my job..

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

That's because I'm on vacation, and it's been raining all day, so I'm inside tonight.

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Guest FrigidSoul

New Hampshire hardly taxes anything due to the fact its all really expensive already. Their properties are insane in price and because of which everything costs quite a bit up there to begin with. However some stores on the stateline charge less to get the bussiness from Mass and Maine, so they make alot more anyways. Its caused such a big problem that Mass state police will randomly pull people over coming from NH. No clue what they could charge them with though.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

The excise tax on smokes in NH is 52 cents, I just looked it up in my cigarette bible.

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Guest FrigidSoul

Isn't it like $1.25 in Mass now?

 

Edit: Keep in mind I'm a non-smoker, so I go by what I hear

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Buck fifty one, which is outrageous.

 

Be glad you don't live in Cook County, IL

 

Not only do they have the $.98 Illinois state tax stamp, but a county tax stamp ($1.25 in 2002) also, which is just unbelievably crooked.

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It's been awhile since I've had a pint of Guinness. I'd love that more now than anything else, really.

That is not beer its alcoholic gravy!

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