The swan song of my summer vacation

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Back to the cigarette mines in two hours. I had a pretty enjoyable ten paid days off work though, what with the Bonnaroo journey and plenty of required partying here at home.

 

Did anybody else do anything worth a shit this summer?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I've got two weeks in Boston coming up, with my parents admittedly. Hopefully something will happen worth retelling.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Back to the cigarette mines in two hours. I had a pretty enjoyable ten paid days off work though, what with the Bonnaroo journey and plenty of required partying here at home.

 

Did anybody else do anything worth a shit this summer?

Dude.....summer doesn't start for an hour.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Nothing yet, although in the next 3 months I will probably having 2 demo thingies done. Word around the campfire is that I get to see a show by, then later party with the Cryptopsy boys the first week of september. But that's hardly official.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You son of a bitch. If you meet Cryptopsy before I do, so help me..

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

What's funny is this is gonna be at a death festival, there's gonna be like half a dozen other quality bands and the house I go to for rehearsal/recording is also the most notorius metal house in the province. The owner has had many bands play private shows/parties there that have been video'd(Neuraxis comes to mind...you need to know this band).

 

I imagine Cryptopsy could do the same. I'm not getting hopes up at all though because it's far from a for sure thing. But the promoter that does metal shows has been on a serious role lately. But I'm skipping the july Cannibal Corpse/Black Dahlia murder show because I like neither of those bands.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'd like to get laid at some point this summer. That'd be nice.

[KingPK 0]

I'm probably heading up to Toronto for a few days; I've heard a lot of good things about the city, and it shouldn't be that hard (or expensive) to score a good ticket to a Jays/Sox game.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'd like to get laid at some point this summer. That'd be nice.

Yeah and I'd like a Million dollars. Neither of us are getting what we want.

[Hoff 0]

 

Ha, suck it Kotz.

[Nevermortal 0]

I love Hoff.

[Slayer 0]

I'd like to get laid at some point this summer. That'd be nice.

Yeah and I'd like a Million dollars.

A million Canadian dollars...?

 

Why not just ask for a paperweight while you're at it

[Hoff 0]

That might be asking a bit much.

 

Has anyone seen the ep of South Park where Kenny and his family go to Romania and they're fithy rich? That's how I'm picturing Canada right now.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Anyone see that episode of Star Trek The Next Generation where they crew was put under mind control by an alien probe and then they were convinced by an imposter officer that they were to go into an alien territory and fuck up the species that lived there because the fake officer's actual race couldn't get the job done? Then they flew their galaxy class star ship in there and fuck upped a bunch of little pussy alien ships that were in their way on the way to the central command right. But then they figured the situation out because human's always ALWAYS win because we are better than aliens who are fake human officers right so they eventually killed the faker and made kissie kissie with the aliens and all was right.

 

Hoff, you're the little alien ships that got all fucked up.

 

I'm the Enterprise. You get blowed up now.

 

Fheg

[Hoff 0]

Commander Kieran MacDuff, if memory serves. That episode was great. But nowhere near as good as the ep where Dr. Crusher (and by the way, how bad-ass a last name is "Crusher") gets trapped in the Incredible Shrinking Universe.

 

Beverly: "Computer, what is the nature of the universe?"

Computer: "The universe is a spheroid region 725 meters in diameter."

Beverly: "Oh, fuck.."

 

Good times. But anyway, *spinebuster*

 

Don't compare me to some asswipe bitch aliens, bitch I'll kick your stank ass.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Shut up slut, you're that one Borg planet and I'm species 8472 on that episode of Voyager. Takes nothing for me to nuke the fuck out of you.

[Hoff 0]

I never watched Voyager, NERD.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

You are a worse liar than a Ferengi

[Hoff 0]

Untrue! Well, mostly. I saw maybe two eps in its first run, a few in rerun. BUT a very good friend does have the first two seasons on DVD, so I have seen some. But no Borg yet.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Oh god.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Typical Romulan

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Agent, delete thread.

[Nevermortal 0]

Are you guys speaking Swahili again? Did I miss an inter-office memo?

[Hoff 0]

Agent, delete thread.

If you don't like the thread, there's always the following option:

 

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

My summer begins wednesday, on the coach to fuckin' glasto.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Dr. Crusher sucked teh ass.

 

It's all about Worf.