I hope the Proceeds go to The Big Dig

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I really can't explain how stupid I feel this is

 

El Brujo, are you flying in for this?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

those people try to hard

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I'd hit the goth at the top.

 

That's about it.

[nl5xsk1 0]

The goth at the top isn't the only piece of talent on that page ...

 

And there's something really funny about a group of idiots celebrating The Feast of Samhain at a "a charming seafood restaurant overlooking the water at Salem’s historic Pickering Wharf." If it wasn't $55.00, I'd probably go.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Hey, these 2 aren't bad either:

 

 

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Would I have to listen to Skinny Puppy while having sex with these girls.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Hell, I'd even offer it to

if she asked me nicely.

 

And, DS, I think Skinny Puppy would be optional, but not mandatory. You might need to blare some while picking them up, but once you got them in the bedroom for the naughty touch, you probably wouldn't need to anymore.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Those are total Type-O chicks. Skinny Puppy would work if they were ugly.