Boiler Room Brawl... JD vs. TNT

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

This was Aril 9th, 2003.

 

I was the ICTV champ, and TNT had just lost the title to Taamo Mc Flesher for his first dominant title run. I would later go on to also beat Taamo in his own match... but enough talking about me... you guys talk about me for a while.

 

nah, kidding aside... Read the match I suppose... I don't really remember if it's good or not... but I guess we'll see by response.

 

 

The screen lights up as the SWF show Lockdown returns, the camera panning around it’s host for the evening, the Mellon arena. It catches such signs as “Superior Dicksucker!” and “FLESHER WILL FEAR THE DYNAMITE!!” before settling in front of the desk of Stevens and Riley.

 

Stevens: “Welcome back to the action packed show! If you are tuning in, park your bottoms on the sofa, lock the channel in place because it is time for our Main Event!”

 

Riley: “TNT is about to get annihilated by Jay Dawg in a Boiler Room Brawl! WHEE!!”

 

Stevens: “TNT is looking to bounce back after his disappointing world title loss!”

 

Funyon: “The following contest is the Main Event… and it is a BOILER ROOM BRAWL!!!” The crowd pops big for the match stipulation, despite the fact that they have to watch it on the Smarktron. “The two combatants must enter the Mellon Arena Boiler room, and in order to win, must escape and enter the ring! The two combatants… The current ICTV Champion… JAMIE ‘JAY DAWG’ DRAZON!! The former SWF Heavyweight Champion… TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON!!!”

 

With that, Funyon points to the Smarktron. As it lights up, we see a set of broad shoulders walking down the hallway. Imprinted on the back, in-between the shoulder blades is the infamous tattoo of the letters ‘TNT’ which causes the crowd to pop like a 13 year old just watching his first porno. Taylor Thompson walks down the white hallway, spotting the red doorway, which is labelled Boiler room. He places his hand on the doorknob, followed shortly by the cameraman, he takes a deep breath, thinking deeply to himself before pulling open the door.

 

Stevens: “TNT was taking one last moment, prepping himself for this sure to be brutal battle.”

 

Riley: “He hesitated because he had a flash of Jay Dawg beating the piss out of him, now he had to eliminate from that empty head of his.”

 

“Drazon!” shouts TNT, as he looks left and right for the current ICTV champion.

 

Stevens: “Thompson making the assumption that Jay Dawg is already in the Boiler room!”

 

Getting a look of his surroundings, he sees a second level about eight feet above him, a ladder leading up to it, skids and crates, pipes, three gigantic tanks… and Jay Dawg standing in between. Drazon calmly walks forward, stepping up to the exploding one.

 

Stevens: "A correct assumption!"

 

Riley: “Drazon and Thompson… these two have been in the same ring on two occasions. The first time, Jay Dawg came out on top with the one, two, three.”

 

Stevens: “The second, Taylor eliminated the returning Jay Dawg from this year’s Clusterfuck.”

 

They stand up to each other, chest to chest, Thompson looking down just two inches to avoid the eye-to-eye contact. JD swings only for Thompson to block, Thompson swings in counter, but Jay Dawg blocks as well. In the background, the fans roar in approval as the Main event has just begun. The two men hold each other’s wrists down, keeping it away from strikes. JD smiles at TNT, laughing as they hold each other down…

 

CRACK

 

Jay Dawg drives his forehead into TNT with a headbutt! TNT backs up a step as Jay Dawg boots him in the gut. JD fires with a right hook, but TNT blocks and returns fire with a fist to the jaw. Jay Dawg staggers back, tottering towards the wall. JD rests his head there and TNT throws a right hand, straight on target for the nose bridge. Jay Dawg moves his head to the left…

 

SMASH

 

TNT’s fist punches through the drywall! TNT pulls his hand out of the wall, dust covering the back of JD, he looks at the fist, then at TNT.

 

“IMPRESSIVE!!!” shouts Jay Dawg, as he fires back with a boot to the chest. TNT is knocked back three steps and JD thrusts forward, propelling out his arm as he flattens the Dynamic one with a clothesline. Jay Dawg looks over to the skids, he walks over to the structures and stands on top, about two feet in the air. TNT sits up off the ground, and dives at Jay Dawg, latching onto his legs, he yanks them out…

 

CRASH

 

Jay Dawg lands back first on the top skid. TNT dives in-between the legs of Jay Dawg, following the double leg takedown and punches JD in the face. Jamie’s head rocks backward and TNT punches him two more times. He grabs a hold of Jay Dawg’s hair, yanking him to sit up straight, while holding the hair he stomps JD in the chest. He then pulls JD to his feet, stands side-to-side, applies a side headlock, grapevines the leg, pushes forward then slams him back into the wall with a Russian legsweep! TNT sits beside JD who is now holding the back of his head, and throws an elbow out, clobbering JD in the mouth with it.

 

Stevens: “Ha! TNT is taking it to Jay Dawg!”

 

Riley: “Bah! Jay Dawg will fire back!”

 

JD absorbs the blow; sitting upright on the crate TNT pulls him up. He steps down off the crate with JD still on top, applies a three quarter nelson facelock and snapmares him over top of the skid and onto the hard cement! Jay Dawg sits upright with his body hanging forward…

 

SMACK

 

TNT kicks him in the back of the head!

 

Riley: “Owe! Come on Jay Dawg! Don’t take that crap!”

 

Jay Dawg shifts over to his hands and knees, rubbing the back of his head. TNT grabs a hold of his hair and assists him to his feet. Jay Dawg shakes his body off, and wraps his arms around the waist of TNT. Jay Dawg lifts up, and drops quickly with a belly to back suplex onto the cement! Jay Dawg kip ups to his feet, holds his arm out for a second, and flips off the knocked down TNT. Jay Dawg reaches down; grabbing hold of the dreadlocks he pulls TNT upward, and drives his knee right into his face! Jay Dawg applies a front facelock with his left arm, and pops TNT in the face three times with his right.

 

Riley: “Atta boy Jay Dawg!”

 

Jay Dawg throws TNT’s spare arm over his shoulder and lifts up for a snap suplex, or tries to lift, but TNT grapevines his leg in a block. TNT breaks free of Jay Dawg’s facelock, applies a facelock of his own, spins, and steers Jay Dawg into the cement with a spinning neckbreaker!

 

Riley: “Crap!”

 

TNT returns to his feet, arches his back, and then stomps JD in the face with a boot! In the background, the audience can be heard cheering as TNT stomps JD again with a second boot. TNT throws his right arm in the air, shouts out “KA-BOOM!!” and then stomps JD in the chest. Absorbing the boot related assault, JD slowly sits up and TNT hauls him to his feet. He pulls JD up off the ground, and walks him to the wall. TNT drops to one knee, flexes back and thrusts forward, forcing his shoulder into the abdominal of Jay Dawg. TNT pulls back, and drives in with two more shoulder thrusts, making Jay Dawg feel nice and sick. TNT walks away from the wall, letting ten feet come between him and Jay Dawg. He rubs his foot off the floor, and then let’s himself kick forward, charging straight for the vulnerable JD…

 

CRACK

 

But Jay Dawg explodes off of the wall and kicks TNT in the face with a huge freaking boot! TNT connects with the cement as Jay Dawg shakes off the earlier blow.

 

Stevens: “TNT was softening Jay Dawg up, but fell victim to that ultra stiff boot to the face!”

 

Jay Dawg turns to the skids, and pulls two of them off the pile. JD lets them both fall onto the floor, the only thing in between them is the body of Jay Dawg. He pulls TNT to his feet and lets him limply fall into a facelock. JD tosses TNT’s spare arm over his shoulder, grabs hold of the cargo pants, and snaps him over his head…

 

CRASH

 

And caves the skid in with the body of TNT via snap suplex!

 

Stevens: “Whoa! Jay Dawg just crushed the top half of that cargo skid with a snap suplex!”

 

But Jay Dawg isn’t finished. He pulls TNT up again, still in the snap suplex setting; he releases the facelock and lets his grip fasten onto the back of the pants and neck. Jay Dawg makes a quick dash forward, heading for the wall with the body of TNT, JD stops short but uses the momentum to launch TNT forward…

 

CRASH

 

And headfirst through the drywall! The wall engulfs up to TNT’s shoulders as Jay Dawg steps behind him, and kicks him straight in the ass! JD pulls TNT out of the wall, and fires a knee right into his ribcage!

 

Stevens: “Jay Dawg just tossed TNT headfirst through that wall!”

 

Riley: “That’s my boy!”

 

Jay Dawg fires another knee into the body of TNT, wraps his arms around his waist, lifts up, pivots, and slams him down into the cold cold concrete with a belly-to-belly suplex!

 

Stevens: "OWE!! Jay Dawg is just laying on the offence!"

 

Riley: "He's just kicking the piss out of the former champ, that's all!"

 

TNT rolls onto his rib section, exhaling in pain as he tries to absorb the more painful then usual suplexes. Jay Dawg looks at the quivering body of TNT from his hands and knees, grinning as he sees TNT sucking it up. TNT sits up, but has to hold himself up with his right arm as his body tries to collapse again. TNT takes the breathes, his face looking like he just went a little too far in his coke shack. His body receiving the beating that puts his mind elsewhere doesn't help matters either...

 

Drazon turns back to the pile of skids. He pulls the top one off, and tosses it on top of the skid that wasn't caved in by TNT's body. JD looks at the pile of skids, behind it is the tanks that assumingly help keep the arena running, and cold during the ice time. Beside the skids is a small pile of pipes. Jay Dawg looks behind him, seeing the ladder, the shattered skid, and the level, which the ladder leads to.

 

Stevens: "Oh no... Drazon has to be looking for something painful here!"

 

Riley: "Yah think!?"

 

Jay Dawg grabs a third skid, and tosses it on top of the small pile he is building. Taking a look at the original pile, he sees two skids left; he pulls them up, and stacks them on top of each other. Jay Dawg grabs a hold of one of the lead pipes and tosses it by the ladder. Jay Dawg peels the recovering TNT off the floor, and quickly pulls him into a front facelock. Jay Dawg fires a knee straight up, connecting with the forehead of TNT. The blow makes TNT want to straighten up, but he is held in position with the facelock. JD takes a step back then leaps in the air with the JD DDT, or tries to, but TNT doesn't fall down to the very hard floor. Jay Dawg staggers in mid air, as TNT wraps his arms around his waist. TNT squeezes with a modified bearhug, having JD casually loosen the front facelock, as he lowers him to the cement, then throws him over his head and into the pile of crates...

 

SMASH

 

With a northern lights suplex! Jay Dawg's body hits the pile of wood hard, but the sturdy forklift assistants hold their ground as they refuse to give in to Jay Dawg's weight.

 

Stevens: "And TNT hits a suplex of his own!"

 

TNT drops to his knees, holding his back for a second. He returns to his feet and takes a pair of deep breathes, looking down at the fallen JD, he leaps into the air, pulls his body over top of his adversary's, and impacts his elbow into the exposed chest of Jay Dawg!

 

CRACK

 

Three 1x4's in the top of the pile cave in a bit, as JD is now three inches into the pile of wood. TNT rolls off the pile, holds his elbow for a second and out of the corner of his eye, the ladder catches his attention! TNT slaps his elbow then points to the ladder, and even in the boiler room the crowd reaction is deafening! TNT calmly saunters toward the ladder, grabbing it's middle rung and placing his foot on the bottom rung, he begins to climb.

 

Stevens: "Taylor Nicholas Thompson is climbing that ladder to take him to that walking space above!"

 

Jay Dawg pops his head up. He pulls his body out of the crate, leaving the imprint inside it behind him.

 

Riley: “TNT can't jump on Jay Dawg this time!"

 

Stevens: "Jay Dawg and TNT have won titles in a ladder match, TNT with the US and Jay Dawg most recently with the ICTV! The ladder is not the key tonight though, folks, just another weapon!"

 

Jay Dawg gets to his feet as TNT nears the top of the ladder. Jay Dawg ignores TNT for a second and grabs the lead pipe he left by the ladder. A mission now placed in his mind, JD begins to climb the ladder as well, stalking the former exploding champeen. TNT gets the top half of his body onto the second level concrete, resting his head/chest and arms over it, he struggles to climb a little further, when Jay Dawg reaches the top of the ladder behind him...

 

CLANG

 

And hits TNT in the back of the head with the steel pipe! Thompson's head rocks back and forth from the impact, but he is able to absorb it enough to slide his left leg on top of the second level cement. Jay Dawg pulls the pipe back again, and swings with brutal force...

 

CLAAANG

 

The sickening shot echoes as it scrambles the brains of TNT. Jay Dawg raises the pipe, and one more time...

 

CLANG

 

TNT can't even hold his head up anymore, letting it set on the cement with half his leg and his entire upper body. Jay Dawg pulls the leg down to a rung, and TNT is able to let it rest on a ladder rung. Jay Dawg grabs himself a handful of dreadlocks, and smashes the face of TNT into the concrete! Jay Dawg pulls TNT's face back off the concrete, pointing it down toward the floor where the camera can focus in. The combination of the dust from the busted up drywall, and a trickle of blood coming from the forehead, TNT's face turns a rather gruesome color as chunks of dusty blood start to crumble to the mat. Jay Dawg lifts the head again, and slams him facefirst into the concrete! TNT rests on the ladder, his left leg and arm, as well as Jay Dawg's grip on his hair is all that is holding him up. Jay Dawg simply shoves TNT off the ladder...

 

letting him fall...

 

 

TNT doesn't fight it, letting his body position itself...

 

 

 

above the crates...

 

 

 

 

 

CRASH!!!

 

Taylor Thompson falls eight feet and breaks through the top two skids!

 

Stevens: "Holy crap! Jay Dawg just bludgeoned Thompson's head with that pipe and concrete, then let him fall onto those crates!"

 

Riley: "Welcome to Asskicker's Anonymous.. your host today is Jay Dawg."

 

JD climbs the rest of the way up the ladder and onto the second level. Like someone walking along the diving board, JD calmly walks to the ledge, looking at the body of TNT imprinted into the three skids, the top two are no more.

 

Stevens: "What is Jay Dawg thinking here!?"

 

Riley: "Something not too smart, I'm betting!"

 

"Hey Taylor... WATCH ME EXPLODE!!"

 

With that mocking catchphrase, the hardcore maniac takes a dive, off the second level...

 

 

-soaring through the air, preparing his body for the eight foot drop...

 

 

 

 

 

 

-He flips forward!

 

CRAAAAASH!!!

 

CRAAAAACK!!!

 

CRUUUUNCH!!!

 

Lands back first on top of TNT with a somersault senton bomb, and knock the remainder of the skids into mere splinters! The crowd can't help but go nuts, as Jay Dawg lies back first on top of TNT's chest. Neither of the men show any signs of moving as the debris of skids surrounds them.

 

Stevens: "Holy Christ! Jay Dawg just annihilated TNT with that senton bomb!"

 

Riley: "That was a freaking bomb alright!"

 

Jay Dawg barely opens his eyes, and for the first time in a long while, they have a glazed over look. Jay Dawg somehow places a grin over his face like he just got laid, and rests backward. Suddenly, he begins to speak.

 

"Taylor. I owned your ass tonight. But I'm done now. I've got a fucking match to win."

 

Jay Dawg sits up off the ground, rolling to his hands and knees, he begins to crawl toward the door. Thompson rests on the cold floor, the camera getting a final glimpse of him surrounded by the shattered wood, before heading outside as it follows Jay Dawg. The camera makes it outside first, and it catches a close up of Jay Dawg pushing the door open on his knees and crawling through.

 

Stevens: "TNT isn't moving!"

 

Riley: "JD killed him! Ha ha!"

 

Jay Dawg crawls along the floor outside the boiler room, when suddenly the door behind him explodes open! The camera quickly looks behind to see the door no longer there, the hinges knocked off, now on the floor a few feet before JD, and TNT lowering his right foot to the ground. TNT shakes his powdered, bloody head as he looks at JD.

 

"We ain't done yet!"

 

Jay Dawg roars out in anger, looking at the wobbly TNT standing in the doorway. He presses himself to his feet and charges at the former world champion...

 

SMACK

 

Only to fall victim to the same boot that just demolished the doorway! Jay Dawg hits the concrete hard, promptly grabs the back of his head from hitting the ground so hard. TNT picks the door up, and stands it up by the nearby wall.

 

"Hey, can we get some lackie to fix this!"

 

The exploding one does his bit for community service today, before picking Jay Dawg up and throwing through the doorway and into the boiler room! TNT places his hand on his forehead, and wipes away the dust, allowing a few trickles of blood to flow through with normal coloring. He takes a deep breath and re-enters the boiler room. Jay Dawg rises to his hands and knees, his back to TNT. Not one to miss the opportunity, TNT rushes for JD just as he stands to his feet, side headlocks him, leaps forehead, and smashes JD into the cold, painful ground with a bulldog face smash! Through the headsets of Stevens and Riley, and even in the boiler room of the arena, the crowd makes their voices heard. TNT hears the voices, faded due to the stuff in between. He huffs and puffs as he listens, letting the crowd shout his name.

 

"T-N-T!! T-N-T!! T-N-T!!"

 

He gives a nod, acknowledging that he heard them, and turns back to the fallen Jay Dawg. He grabs a hold of the back of his hair, some splinters of wood inside it. He takes a look at the three cylindrical tanks, five feet wide, ten feet tall, about a meter in between the three. TNT grabs JD by the back of the pants while hanging onto the hair, runs toward the tanks, stops about a foot before the tank...

 

CLANG

 

Only to throw Jay Dawg head first into it! Drazon's cranium echoes so loud, that Mario Lemieux wonders what the noise is. Jamie falls to his hands and knees, as the tank doesn't even have a dent in it. TNT puts JD in a side headlock, gives him a small noogie, and then runs for the tank again.

 

CLANG

 

Battering rams Jay Dawg's head into it! JD drops to a knee, but TNT forces him up and slams him head first into it again!

 

CLANG

 

TNT lets his vice-like grip on Jay Dawg's neck loosen, pulls him to his feet, and smokes him with a knee to the face! Jay Dawg's head launches up, and he smiles at TNT. So TNT swings his elbow...

 

CRACK

 

Smashing Jay Dawg's face in with the ultra stiff blow.

 

Stevens: "Roaring elbow! Jay Dawg put Danny Williams, the master of those out last week!"

 

Riley: "Probably not the best idea to get in a striking match with JD then!"

 

TNT pulls back and swings again...

 

CRACK

 

Connecting hard with the jawbone of JD. The hardcore maniac absorbs the blows enough to stay standing, but he is still at TNT's mercy. TNT just starts swinging his elbow rapidly, the blows not quite as stiff, but the repetitiveness is just as effective.

 

CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK

 

JD stays standing, and feebly throws a right hook. TNT effortlessly blocks, and throws out his right arm...

 

SMAAAACK

 

Annihilating Jay Dawg with the Burning Lariat! Drazon rests on the floor, holding his chest in pain, feeling the burning ((Y) @ Puns)effects of the blow that came from the trunk like arm.

 

Stevens: "A fire has been lit up in TNT! He's just beating the crap out of Jay Dawg in this boiler room!"

 

Riley: "Jay Dawg pissed him off, I think TNT has a short fuse!"

 

Stevens: "Hilarious."

 

TNT pushes JD toward the tank, letting him sit in front of it, he stomps Jay Dawg in the face. TNT stomps again, two more times in the chest. Bored of stomping, TNT grabs JD by the hair and drags him to his feet. Not sure how the landing will end up, TNT puts Jay Dawg in a front waistlock, turning his back to the tank.

 

Stevens: "I think TNT wants to suplex Jay Dawg into that tank!"

 

TNT does a slight squat, ready to throw...

 

CRACK

 

Wait a minute, suplexes into tanks don't sound like two heads colliding? Oh my bad, Jay Dawg headbutts TNT in between the eyes! His eyes beginning to water, TNT maintains the waistlock, which has turned itself into a bearhug. Jay Dawg swings his head again, getting more momentum...

 

CRAAAACK

 

TNT drops to a knee, maintaining the waistlock as JD stands more confident. JD steps inward as he fires his head forward like a heavymetal headbanger...

 

CRAAAAAAAAAACK

 

Stevens: "Jay Dawg breaks the bearhug!"

 

Riley: "And Thompson's freaking nose!"

 

TNT shows no signs of blood, but bruises focus in the area between his eyes. His senses distorted, he swings a right hook at Jay Dawg! Knowing full well that it was coming, JD ducks down, spins 180 degrees, propels his right leg out...

 

CRAACK

 

TNT staggers into the tank from the spinkick, his legs give out, and he sits down on the floor. Sadism takes over for Jay Dawg, as he sees the head loosely lying on the tank. Jay Dawg slaps his right leg for a second, and then begins to take a few strides back, giving him a distance of about ten feet between him and TNT.

 

Stevens: "Jay Dawg! Don't do it!"

 

Riley: "I think JD might want to send TNT to go visit Danny!"

 

"ARRRGH!!" The anger rising with Jay Dawg, he charges forward, five feet, three feet, a foot, JD steps onto TNT's left leg....

 

 

 

 

 

-but TNT moves his head just as JD raises his right foot.

 

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNGG!!!!!!!!!!

 

Jay Dawg kicks the tank so freaking hard, that he leaves a imprint of his foot in it! The fans in the audience are relieved, but pop for the powerful kick that Jay Dawg just did. JD clenches his fists and stomps the ground, pissed off that he missed the lethal blow. He doesn't see TNT beginning to stand.

 

Stevens: “Holy freaking crap! Jay Dawg just missed the Shining Black!”

 

Riley: “He freaking dented that tank!”

 

JD turns to TNT, and spots the explosive one throw a right hook, but Jay Dawg blocks and returns fire with a right of his own. TNT blocks and JD throws a left. TNT blocks again, but doesn’t spot the right chopping down for him!

 

CRAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

 

Jay Dawg buries his fist into Thompson’s forehead, knocking TNT back down to two knees. JD pulls Thompson to his feet, scoops him onto his shoulders, and throws him face first at the tank!

 

CLANG!!

 

Jay Dawg lets TNT stagger on his feet for a second before latching onto the dreadlocks. With the leverage of the roots in his hands, JD walks toward the doorway, forcing reluctant TNT to go along. They walk through the doorway, and Jay Dawg throws TNT toward the door that is standing on the wall. TNT rests chest first on it, but JD grabs him by the back of the hair, turns him around, feeds him a right hook that knocks him back first onto the door. Jay Dawg steps backward, giving himself several meters once more for running room.

 

Stevens: “I think JD is going to try and put TNT through that door!”

 

Riley: “What’s TNT going to do about it!?”

 

Jay Dawg rotates himself back to face TNT, squatting down in the process and he glares at TNT. Jay Dawg dashes forward, sprinting the short distance between himself and TNT.

 

Stevens: “I can’t look!”

 

But TNT blasts out of the corner, latches JD in an ever so brief bearhug before he arches backward…

 

“Oh shit!” shouts JD as he flies over the head of TNT…

 

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAASSH!!

 

“HOLY SHIT!!!”

 

And through the freaking door body with a railgun suplex! Jay Dawg lies on top of one chunk of wood, two more chunks are beside him, one above and one below. TNT sits up, placing his arm on his knee and looks over his shoulder at the motionless JD.

 

Stevens: “TNT just needs to find his way to the ring! Jay Dawg is out of it!”

 

Riley: “I hate to say it! But there is no way any fight can be left in Jay Dawg!”

 

TNT takes a deep breath before rolling to his hands and knees, crawling along the floor for a few moments. His stride gets weaker though, and his arms collapse, lying chest first on the floor.

 

Riley: “It’s a wonder if these guys can make it to the ring!”

 

TNT begins to drag his body as the distant cries from the fans encourage him to continue. JD slowly lifts his head, shaking away the cobwebs, and then rests back down once more. TNT continues to crawl, rising to his hands and knees. Determined, he continues moving forward, slowly stumbling to his feet in the process.

 

Stevens: “TNT is on his feet!”

 

TNT stumbles down the hallway just as Jay Dawg begins to show motion. He finally lifts his head up, and then follows with the rest of his body. Resting on his ass, JD shakes his head off. The eyes begin to let the rage glaze over them as JD returns to his feet. He coldly stares forward, seeing TNT stumble toward the inside of the arena. Like he’s Michael Myers in Haddonfield, Jay Dawg begins to stalk TNT, coldly looking to make him his Jamie Lee.

 

Stevens: “Jay Dawg got up! This can’t be good for TNT!”

 

Holding his chest, TNT staggers forward, hacking and wheezing on the way as he walks along the hall. Going at the same speed as his stumbling opponent, Jay Dawg follows from behind. TNT passes some crewmembers; one dressed up like Ash Ketchum. He sighs before making it to behind the curtains. JD walks past the Ketchum impersonator.

 

WHACK

 

And punches him in the face. JD looks down at the obvious Ketchum fan. “Bitch.”

 

Riley: “WHAM!!!”

 

Stevens: “Now that was un…*snicker*…called for.”

 

Thompson keeps walking, stepping up a smallest of steps, before entering the curtains. Splitting them open, he walks through to the delight of the Mellon arena! Jay Dawg suddenly starts to run, booking it up the steps, he gets closely behind TNT before clobbering him in the back of the head with a forearm smash!

 

Stevens: “All they have to do is enter the ring! It is so close now!”

 

Riley: “They just have to make it down that ramp!”

 

TNT staggers forward, dropping to one knee as he seizes the back of his head. JD raises his arms in the air, letting his eyes roll into the back of his head. All of a sudden, TNT jumps back to his feet and dives at Jay Dawg…

 

CRAAAACK

 

Connecting square on with a running forearm smash! Drazon’s entire upper body pivots without the lower half upon impact. His legs collapse and he falls to his side, landing on his hands and knees. TNT suddenly slices his thumb across his throat, letting the whole wide world that the end is near. He squats low, patiently awaiting the fallen Dawg to get to a vertical stance. JD rises to one knee as TNT patiently waits, studying Dawg’s movements in the process.

 

Stevens: “TNT has something big here planned!”

 

Riley: “You don’t say!”

 

Although a struggle is felt, JD makes it fully off his knees, and walks right into TNT. The exploding one-steps side to side with JD, draping his arm over his chest and grapevines his leg…

 

Stevens: “Power Nitro Driver!”

 

No! Jay Dawg throws an elbow out, connecting with the jaw of TNT, releasing his grip. TNT staggers back a step, and Jay Dawg slaps his right thigh to an extremely loud and negative reception. Ignoring the petty fans, Jay Dawg thrusts forward with TNT, kicking him stiffly in the face! TNT remains standing, falling back three steps. JD rushes for him, ready to leap in the air, but before he can spin, TNT latches onto him again with the same set up. But instead of grapevining the leg, he cradles it with his arm.

 

Stevens: “TNT changing his mind might try the exploder!”

 

But another elbow by JD stops that. TNT staggers back, clutching his head; his face swelling up with cuts and bruises. JD kicks him in the gut and instantly follows with a standing headscissors. JD picks the arms of TNT up and crosses them over his throat.

 

Riley: “JD’s Revenge! On the ramp! Whoo!”

 

Stevens: “Jay Dawg is going to take a shot at ending this!”

 

But TNT breaks the grip over his arms, and stands up straight, back body dropping JD onto the ramp! JD hits the steel hard on his back but he sits up. TNT lets JD get to his feet, and the angered JD launches himself at him, in mid air he spins 360 degrees, thrusting his leg out with the Thai roundhouse…

 

-TNT ducks and lets JD spin a full circle upon landing. Taking advantage of the briefly dizzied JD, TNT kicks him in the gut and yanks him into a standing headscissors! Wrapping his arms around Drazon’s waist, TNT lifts up, pulling Jay Dawg onto his shoulders… and sits out…

 

SMAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

 

HITTING THE MUSHROOM CLOUD ON TOP OF THE RAMP!!!

 

Stevens: “OH MY GOD!!!”

 

Riley: “No way!”

 

Stevens: “TNT couldn’t hit the PNT or Exploder, but he sure connected with the Mushroom Cloud!”

 

TNT rolls JD off away, and shoves him down the ramp. JD rolls down the entire ramp, however falls motionless at the bottom. TNT looks down at the cataleptic JD and returns to his feet. He slowly limps down the ramp…

 

Stevens: “Jay Dawg maybe closer to the ring, but TNT just levelled him! I think we are looking at that winner walking down the ramp there!”

 

Riley: “Interesting case since as soon as he enters the ring, he will have to leave again!”

 

TNT staggers his whole way down the ramp as the crowd starts chanting his name.

 

“T-N-T!! TEE-EN-TEE!!!”

 

He places a hand on his hip and collapses down to one knee while beside JD. He takes a look at the hardcore maniac, but there is no need. He’s not moving. The audience begins to urge TNT to finish the match though, chanting his name faster and louder. He looks up at the crowd, gives them a nod… and walks toward the ring.

 

Stevens: “He just needs to enter the ring to be declared the winner… hey what the hell!!?”

 

A fan leaps over the barrier, dodging security and heading straight for TNT, he swings a right fist…

 

CRAAAAAAAAAACK

 

TNT drops to the floor like a ton of bricks, as the man reveals that he hit him with a pair of brass knuckles. The man, decked in a hoody and a pair of street jeans, reaches for his head as the crowd begins booing him already. He pulls off his hood to reveal himself as…

 

Stevens: “It’s Tod deKindes! Tod deKindes! We haven’t seen him around in weeks!”

 

Riley: “I thought he quit!”

 

TdK pulls TNT off of the outside mat, grabs him by the back of the pants and hair and throws him chest first into the guardrail! “OOF!!” is all TNT can exhale before letting his body collapse to the outside. TdK goes to work, stomping directly into the chest of TNT. Unaware of what is going on, JD rolls onto his chest and begins to crawl to the ring.

 

Stevens: “Jay Dawg doesn’t know what happened!”

 

Riley: “I like Jay Dawg and all, but he isn’t going to appreciate what TdK is doing for him! He needs to be more grateful!”

 

TdK continues to stomp TNT as he rests on the guardrail. He suddenly pulls him up, and with an Irish whip, he throws TNT into the nearby steps!

 

CLANG

 

TNT flips over the steps upon impact as TdK follows with the onslaught, standing on the top step, he leaps off, and drives his right boot into the chest of TNT! The two men disappearing to the side of the ring, JD can’t spot them as he grabs onto the ring apron. He pulls himself upward and to the disappointment of the fans, he rolls inside the ring.

 

DING DING DING

 

Funyon: “The winner of this match! JAMIE ‘JAY DAWG’ DRAZON!!!”

 

The Mellon arena brings the noise up hoping to set a number on the Richter scale as they boo the ICTV champion. JD lies on his back and raises his arm while holding his head with the other. DeKindes peals TNT off of the outside mat and quickly rolls him inside the ring as Jay Dawg uses the ropes to help himself up. Tod holds out the brass knucks one more time, holding his right fist up and pulls TNT to his feet. He cocks his right arm back and swings full force…

 

-but JD grabs his arm! The audience pop like funky monkeys on acid trips as JD shakes his head at deKindes.

 

Riley: “I told you! Dammit JD!”

 

Stevens: “Jay Dawg likes to do things on his own!”

 

TdK swings at JD with his left, and then right, JD resulting in brief pops by the crowd blocks both. JD is unable to block a boot to the chest though, which knocks him into the ropes. TdK straightens out his knuckles to a negative reaction and runs for Jay Dawg! He comes swinging with his right, but JD catches him in a front waistlock, lifts him straight up and falls back with a falpjack… stun gun to deKindes on the top rope! Tod grabs at his throat while staggering on his feet. The crowd pop like crazy for the current ICTV champ as he flips deKindes the double bird, grabs him in a ¾ nelson facelock and drops straight to his ass!

 

Stevens: “Stunner!”

 

TdK bounces his jaw off the shoulder and upon impact; he staggers backward, and falls over the top rope and to the floor! He gets to his feet quickly on the outside and clutches his jaw as he points his finger at JD. Drazon replies by lifting up his right fist, and flipping out the middle finger. TNT staggers himself to his feet, grabbing his chest, and this promptly gets Jay Dawg’s attention as he turns around to face the former World champ.

 

Stevens: “Uh-oh! Jay Dawg is staring a hole into TNT!!”

 

Riley: “Good! Make up for that deKindes screw up by knocking the crap out of this guy!”

 

Jamie Drazon walks up to Thompson, who is using the ropes to hold himself up. JD coldly looks into his eyes, the audience half cheering and booing, unable to predict what the hardcore maniac is about to do. TNT looks back at JD, a look that says, “If you want to hurt me, just get it over with.” JD continues to look, before giving a nod to TNT before turning his back and exiting the ring. The audience starts to go insane as they pop for both Jay Dawg and TNT.

 

Stevens: “Jay Dawg and TNT just went through hell tonight! If it wasn’t for that blasted deKindes though, we might have saw a different result!”

 

Riley: “They both look like losers if you ask me!”

 

Stevens: “Folks! We are out of time! Tune in soon for SWF Storm!”

 

A final image of the bloody and bruised TNT accepting the ovation of the crowd before we fade out.