Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 2, 2004 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: someone think of a username for me to use on a messageboard i'm going to mess with...go FrznBlockofPiss: CWM Angelslayed: CWM Angelslayed: Shit Angelslayed: Trolly McTrollsalot MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i want to make it less obvious than that Slayer MrAdamFromMass: Trolly McTrollsnotalot Angelslayed: Not Really a Troll MrAdamFromMass: Quality Poster FrznBlockofPiss: I dislike this Board. MrAdamFromMass: Choken One MYSTERIOUSONETSM: hmmm MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I used Choken already Adam MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and Popick, anglesault, etc MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Agnes and I have been plaguing this board on and off for the last 4 months FrznBlockofPiss: CAncer Marney with hoff's pic as avatar NY Italian 412: CobainWasntMurdered? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Quality Poster could work UpStateMit: APO Angelslayed: Cobaindiedofnatualcauses FrznBlockofPiss: MYCAPLOCKKEYISSTUCK MrAdamFromMass: SpaceBarsAreGhey NY Italian 412: "African American Guy." Then they can't ban you without being accused of being racists.... MrAdamFromMass: African American from Japan MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Quality Poster it is... MrAdamFromMass: as long as I win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Good, we shouldn't have jacked the other thread. C&p'd: MYSTERIOUSONETSM: should I invite JSYK in and watch him and Piss fight in very polite language? Angelslayed: Yes FrznBlockofPiss: YES!!! TsunamiWaveChain: That would be entertaining, yes MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i sent the invite buildingonapathy has entered the room. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Jon Angelslayed: Jony buildingonapathy: what's going on, boys? FrznBlockofPiss: JONY 2 X 4! MYSTERIOUSONETSM: We are waiting for Piss to attack you buildingonapathy: hold on a second, Piss, I got a phone call. FrznBlockofPiss: I find your character lacking and feel you should take the beccesary steps to correct it. FrznBlockofPiss: That typo was a solid indication of my disaproval MYSTERIOUSONETSM: gold MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *waits for JSYK to get back from call* FrznBlockofPiss: I find it rather preposterous that such a phone did in fact occur. FrznBlockofPiss: I also cast dispersions on JSYK's choice of E-Friends. FrznBlockofPiss: I await your response to my previous comments buildingonapathy: you point to flaws in my character, yet you don't even know me. RCdawgs78: like that House Ampoliros: Let's drop Piss and JSYK and talka bout ME. ShootersBeau has entered the room. TsunamiWaveChain: .... buildingonapathy: ...... House Ampoliros: ..... FrznBlockofPiss: ,,,, MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ........ whoisnikjohns: >>>> TsunamiWaveChain: !!!! buildingonapathy: ????? RCdawgs78: MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *everyone reaches for the ignore feature at the same time buildingonapathy: say something. RCdawgs78: IB is here TsunamiWaveChain: No shit ShootersBeau has left the room. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: there MYSTERIOUSONETSM: now back to Piss Vs. JSYK buildingonapathy: he didn't even say anything. House Ampoliros: *ignore only CWM* MYSTERIOUSONETSM: bah buildingonapathy: Piss would have to respond to me for it to be Piss vs. Me FrznBlockofPiss: I feel that the fact that JSYK doesn't recognize his obvious failings, leads to the fact that anything I say will be promptly ignored. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: there ya go buildingonapathy: I suck at being relevant on a message board. buildingonapathy: that's basically it? buildingonapathy: or are you just going to resort to these stupid "well if you don't know I won't tell you" type of insults. House Ampoliros: If only more people would admit that. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: yeah DUTCH FrznBlockofPiss: Your clever attempt at subterfuge leds me to believe that you enjoy peanut butter to dangerous ammounts MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Piss is the best flamer ever House Ampoliros: I'm awesome at being relevant. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: if it was 98 House Ampoliros: Piss is my internet god. House Ampoliros: Well, there's an exception. buildingonapathy: outstanding. buildingonapathy: anything else you'd like to point out about me, Piss? FrznBlockofPiss: I was just waiting for the rebuttal MYSTERIOUSONETSM: JSYK where's your rebuttal buildingonapathy: Where's my rebuttal to a claim that I like Peanut Butter? buildingonapathy: I, in fact, dislike Peanut Butter a good deal. Angelslayed: Liar MYSTERIOUSONETSM: liar buildingonapathy: liar. Angelslayed: Lair MYSTERIOUSONETSM: rail Angelslayed: arli TsunamiWaveChain: Lari! Angelslayed: Cousin Lari buildingonapathy: the only actual contact I've had with peanut butter in the past year has been to give my dog her medication. Angelslayed: You put your dog's medication on your crotch? FrznBlockofPiss: I beleave that speaksfor itself. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: indeed buildingonapathy: Congrats, Piss, you've got your own team of sack danglers. buildingonapathy: Maybe one day Dave and Drew will get an opinion of their own MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Oh I have an opinion Jon FrznBlockofPiss: Oh, you feeling left out of your usual routine? Angelslayed: I'd dangle on yours, but the peanut butter would make me slide off House Ampoliros has left the room. buildingonapathy: this is fucking pointless. Angelslayed: I love you Jon MYSTERIOUSONETSM: chill out RCdawgs78: I'm hungry FrznBlockofPiss: I loves ya baby, I just utterly dislike your personaility. Angelslayed: Jon has some peanut butter for you, RC buildingonapathy: For the last time, Piss. buildingonapathy: you don't know me. buildingonapathy: how can you dislike my personality? buildingonapathy: You can gauge someone's personality through text now? TsunamiWaveChain: Yes MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Ugh, Jon that's a weak arguement buildingonapathy: HE PUT A SEMICOLON THAT MUST MEAN HE RAPES DOGS. RCdawgs78: I got oreo's and I know he wants some filling MYSTERIOUSONETSM: You talk about thinks you like MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and dislike FrznBlockofPiss: I believe your current responses show my point loverboy. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: you talk about music, women, sports, stc MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *etc MYSTERIOUSONETSM: people can get a rough idea of what you might be like Angelslayed: If it'll make you feel better, I'll start asking Dave personal questions TsunamiWaveChain: And when you engage in conversation, your thoughts are put into text MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Shoot Drew FrznBlockofPiss: ok Angelslayed: ... MYSTERIOUSONETSM: heh Angelslayed: Well I'm shot Angelslayed: I think I used up all my personal questions last time MYSTERIOUSONETSM: yes you did whoisnikjohns has left the room. Angelslayed: Whatever happened to that cock ring anyway? FrznBlockofPiss: did you ask if he had a turtleneck? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: some chick swallowed it Angelslayed: A hooded sweatshirt? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: yes MYSTERIOUSONETSM: 5 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: See Jon, they've found out I like Hooded Sweatshirts FrznBlockofPiss: I meant a slightly different type of turtleneck Angelslayed: And rapes dogs MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and I spell poorly FrznBlockofPiss: hopefully a different type buildingonapathy: dear Christ. buildingonapathy: alright, ask me a question, then. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: so that likely means I'm not the best educated fellow Angelslayed: You're just a product of Canada Angelslayed: It's perfectly understandable FrznBlockofPiss: What is the capital of Historia? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I don't need to ask you a question myself, I think we know each other well Angelslayed: Historia City? buildingonapathy: I have no idea, Piss. FrznBlockofPiss: Or do you feel discussion of this nature is below you? you make me gag with rage and utter anger and abandonment. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: abandonment? FrznBlockofPiss: my cat went into the other room. buildingonapathy: this discussion isn't below me, no. RCdawgs78: don't worry piss, I'm here MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I think you two should like see a marrige counsler. What do you think Slayer? FrznBlockofPiss: oh, now you like to "go slummin" to get your kicks, huh? You are a disgase to your fellow bank employees. buildingonapathy: "I have an idea but I need to check it with everyone else first" buildingonapathy: I don't work at a bank Angelslayed: Slayer approves buildingonapathy: and if I wanted to "go slummin" I'd walk two streets away MYSTERIOUSONETSM: OMG CWM ASKED FOR SOMEONES OPINION HE MUST HAVE A NEED FOR APPROVAL LOL 2004!1 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i'm just sittin here enjoying this MYSTERIOUSONETSM: no need to snipe at me Angelslayed: You live in Tuscon, right Jon? buildingonapathy: Tempe FrznBlockofPiss: So you frequently visit building of an insideous nature? I can't believe you are allowed to walk the streets that children walk. Angelslayed: D'oh Angelslayed: Wrong college town Angelslayed: You ever been to Tuscon? buildingonapathy: when I was younger, but not recently buildingonapathy: everyone that I hate from school is going to college there, so I'm staying here Angelslayed: Is it true the light fixtures are all weird there, bowled downward? Sheol123987 has entered the room. buildingonapathy: in Tucson? Angelslayed: yes Sheol123987: I have managed to bore myself stupid so I'm making two trips into this room today Angelslayed: Thumbtack's here now *cranks up the Manowar* MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Tack you've joined intime to see Piss Vs, JSYK buildingonapathy: no idea, Slayer buildingonapathy: haven't been there in a long time, and when I went I went with my family so we did a lot of touristy stuff FrznBlockofPiss: You involve you family with you nefarious deeds and actions. this is beyond belief and comtempt. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: heh buildingonapathy: have I mentioned this is pointless? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: but you said this wasn't beneath you? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it's not like Piss is calling you a cocksucker Sheol123987: I want to see some bloodletting on aim tonight FrznBlockofPiss: Next you are going to say it was just for fun, some jolly happy time. But we all know the anger and insanoity that dwell behind those evil eyes. buildingonapathy: Piss vs. JSYK is pointless MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it's been entertaining buildingonapathy: it's absolutely pointless MYSTERIOUSONETSM: even if it is one sided buildingonapathy: yeah, it's hard to combat someone telling you that you like peanut butter Sheol123987: i should be vs. somebody Angelslayed: It may be pointless, but I'm turned on buildingonapathy: Piss: You eat poop. Angelslayed: Thumback, I mock you and your value system buildingonapathy: CWM: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HE SAID POOP! PISS IS MY FAVORITE FLAMER! MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that'll make you look better Jon FrznBlockofPiss: Now he resorts to wild accusations. I can't believe this. Sheol123987: fuck off manosimpsonslayer Angelslayed: Silent Enigma > Judgement MYSTERIOUSONETSM: No Jon. Piss is making you look like a dick. I enjoy it when I see someone get so mad over something so stupid Sheol123987: oh Sheol123987: no Sheol123987: the Sheol123987: fuck you Sheol123987: didn't Angelslayed: I meant every word of it Sheol123987: wait Sheol123987: this doesn't actually bother me given the source Angelslayed: pft, like it would bother you from SOMEONE ELSE Sheol123987: someone with any sense or taste maybe i would MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I have good taste buildingonapathy: whatever. buildingonapathy has left the room. Sheol123987: i want the script of what happened before i came in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 2, 2004 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: dutch and eagan killed the chat MrAdamFromMass: fucking Dutch PJones2K2: I'm not this Eagan guy you're talking about MYSTERIOUSONETSM: indeed House Ampoliros: fine then. House Ampoliros has left the room. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: yep, dutch and eagan PJones2K2: No MYSTERIOUSONETSM: evil old dutch and ghey old eagen PJones2K2: I think YOU'RE eagan MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that's just the sort of thing eagan would say, right FS? MrAdamFromMass: my aunt wants me to gup to Maine and beat up her husband.... MrAdamFromMass: go up even PJones2K2: I'm confused MrAdamFromMass: ya, that's right CWM....mhmmm, you sure know it! MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Eagan is often confused PJones2K2: I'm not confused MYSTERIOUSONETSM: PJones2K2: I'm confused MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Now you're lying...just like you used to, Eagan MYSTERIOUSONETSM: You going to call us Prince Paul next? PJones2K2: Shut up Prince Paul MrAdamFromMass: ~! MYSTERIOUSONETSM: And Just like Eagan you're trying to be amusing and faling MYSTERIOUSONETSM: You've got alot to learn Eagan PJones2K2: So, if you're saying I'm "just like Eagan" that means I'm not Egan, right? PJones2K2: Eagan* MYSTERIOUSONETSM: No it's a cmment to FS so it still applies to you, eagan MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Nice try MrAdamFromMass: I'm just a failure though, they've come to accept that MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Now you've gone and depressed FS, Eagan MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Apologize to the poor man PJones2K2: I apologize MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Always trying to placate people isn't cool Eagan PJones2K2: I'm sorry MYSTERIOUSONETSM: You should learn to be your own man MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Real men don't say Sorry PJones2K2: Ok, I'm learning MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Oh No Eagan, You've just began Angelslayed: Rejoice I am returned MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Slayer, Eagan's talking MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Read the last 5 minutes of the transcript MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Do you have anything to say for yourself Eagan? Angelslayed: Eagan, you rock MrAdamFromMass: Be your own man, even if people hate you MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Your silence condems you Eagan PJones2K2: Thank you guys. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that's "Sirs', Eagan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 2, 2004 TxChyna9th has entered the room. Nevermortal: I'm going to buy TSM. TxChyna9th has left the room. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ... MYSTERIOUSONETSM: hahahahahaha Angelslayed: Who the hell was that MrAdamFromMass: TSA MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that was TSA Angelslayed: BWAHA MYSTERIOUSONETSM: HAHAHA Nevermortal: Transportation Security Agency? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that was fucking gold Nevermortal: lolomg House Ampoliros: awesome. Kingpk19: Wanted to brag about her sex life, but forgot her notes, I guess MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *kills self* it starts running and then it says it's missing ANOTHER .dll file FrznBlockofPiss: heh FrznBlockofPiss: you suck at computering MYSTERIOUSONETSM: seriously Sheol123987: what are you trying to crack FrznBlockofPiss: wallnut MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I am going to kill EVERYONE MYSTERIOUSONETSM: nothing it says it as soon as it opens MYSTERIOUSONETSM: DIE COMPUTER FrznBlockofPiss: banplz CrAnDaMoNiuM: can you just severly maim me? Sheol123987: cwm should just format/reinstall Sheol123987: get rid of the windows 95 he's clearly running MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I need to get a new computer that's waht FrznBlockofPiss: 98 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: god damn girlfriend broke it Sheol123987: what's the stats on yours? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: uh...it's a computer Sheol123987: ... MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and um MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it's windows 98... FrznBlockofPiss: he got a floppy stuck in his disk drive before Sheol123987: that beautiful Sheol123987: is Sheol123987: how do you even do that MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I did not FrznBlockofPiss: do you want me to search the logs again? CrAnDaMoNiuM: how old is your computer? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: you'll just make it up MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it's like made of spare parts FrznBlockofPiss: like I madeup your pic huh? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: because my good computer died FrznBlockofPiss: squirrel peed on it MYSTERIOUSONETSM: no Sheol123987: cwm peed on it MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it got hacked MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and stopped working Sheol123987: 1337 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and the store guy said it would cost some huge amount to fix so i said fuck that MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i'm not rolling in cash MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i'm canadian man Sheol123987: what program are you trying to crack CrAnDaMoNiuM: my computer almost got hacked because of all them invasions, tho them kids were just stupid MYSTERIOUSONETSM: nothing now because my compputer has frozen except for this window. I can't even move my fucking mouse FrznBlockofPiss: Answer to fixing cwm's comp MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *weeps* MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I've become dutch FrznBlockofPiss: little penis? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i hate you Sheol123987: win MYSTERIOUSONETSM: nobody better post this transcript FrznBlockofPiss: *posts* MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i bet you will too CrAnDaMoNiuM: hmmm.... Sheol123987: he suspects that this cheap attempt at self awareness is going to prevent it MYSTERIOUSONETSM: you are all evil FrznBlockofPiss: no, laz I mean tack can do it Sheol123987: I'm not cool enough to post logs yet FrznBlockofPiss: and cwm is? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it'll be Cranda MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it's always the one you least suspect FrznBlockofPiss: go go crandaRAAAAANGEEEERSS! MYSTERIOUSONETSM: or more Likely I will because I don't care if I look like an Idiot CrAnDaMoNiuM: damn!...umm...I mean I'm not going to do it Sheol123987: good thing to MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *bangs head* FrznBlockofPiss: dave's pic MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i can tell that one was fake FrznBlockofPiss: he clicked it, cran knows it MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I had things that were unsaved and I can't save them now FrznBlockofPiss: don't use comp as bong MYSTERIOUSONETSM: well I geuss Kotz'll have to write Board Wars today because I'm not rewriting it FrznBlockofPiss: heh FrznBlockofPiss: help him out, he may have been ditvhed tonight. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: heh MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i don't think that it's a question of mayhave MYSTERIOUSONETSM: It's more a quesion of if he even made it out the door FrznBlockofPiss: well, i'm trying to be nice again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted July 2, 2004 You guys are such nerds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 2, 2004 That's nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted July 2, 2004 That's nice. Are you drunk and on drugs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 2, 2004 No, I just really don't give a shit about your opinion of wether or not we're all nerds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 2, 2004 you should come in there sometime Shadow, we always enjoy someone intelligent who doesn't act like a dick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 We just had our first heated argument too. Whee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 2, 2004 wait...why am I not invited to these nifty things? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Can Choken One even read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Because we fucking hate you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Choken One, I'll invite you. Give me your AIM handle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted July 2, 2004 If I hadn't spent the whole night on IRC I'd make fun of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Choken should look at the main site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 2, 2004 No he shouldn't Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted July 2, 2004 No, I just really don't give a shit about your opinion of wether or not we're all nerds. So you are...that explains it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Choken One, I'll invite you. Give me your AIM handle. This had better not be to our messageboard for cool people, or I so quit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 No way I'm reading all that quoted shit. Somebody give me the highlights, if any... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 It's a bunch of stuff that was slightly amusing—if that—at the time, but only for the people who where there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Yeah, sort of like every thread in here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Well, that settles it. Close the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 2, 2004 FrznBlockofPiss: a found a toad the size of an apple. I named it dave. FrznBlockofPiss returned at 9:34:21 AM. FrznBlockofPiss: now i go. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ok FrznBlockofPiss signed off at 9:34:34 AM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Yeah, sort of like every thread in here. This is true, though the board has the advantage of being far more aesthetically pleasing in its layout. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 3, 2004 K J Brackish: I'm just glad I don't have KJ Jock-Itch anymore FallToZero428: I love how K-Rock went from White Snake and Def Leppard to Ozzy, Judas Priest, and Spinal Tap. Indiana Cone: . . . K J Brackish: That was just annoying, sorta Agent, I think you know what needs to be done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KJ Brackish Report post Posted July 3, 2004 I don't think so..... it was annoying last time and I think it will still be AS annoying. Do what you must though. I've learned not to take things personally at this board. Especially in HD though~! KJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest KJ Brackish Report post Posted July 3, 2004 why is there a copyright sign in your sig in the middle of your quote of me? It's just made me confuzzled. KJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Best chat EVAR Kotzenjunge: Tyler and I are laughing about Mike getting his ass kicked for 20 minutes by his girl. Eagan469 has entered the room. MrAdamFromMass has left the room. K J Brackish: She could tell you the same..... we don't know many mormons ChicagoLoop979: Mike? The Mike SC? Kotzenjunge: Yes. K J Brackish: There are some, but they stay in their cliques Kotzenjunge: Find the thread in LSD. Kotzenjunge: He let his girlfriend kick his ass for 20 minutes. Kotzenjunge: She broke a phone over his head and blooded his face heavily. ChicagoLoop979: Conservatives are so kinky on the inside. Kotzenjunge: And he refused to even push her away. SuperSpinebuster: your one friend, Eagan SuperSpinebuster: NO ONE LOVES YOU Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: hahahaha Indiana Cone: Mormons are interesting. K J Brackish: I know some great mormon jokes, but they're too long to write out Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: why do I find that so fucking funny. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: i actually giggled in real life. ChicagoLoop979: find what funny Kotzenjunge: I mean, 20 minutes. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: Kotzenjunge: He let his girlfriend kick his ass for 20 minutes.Kotzenjunge: She broke a phone over his head and blooded his face heavily. Kotzenjunge: Someone set a timer. Kotzenjunge: I'll do it. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: sadftyoij ChicagoLoop979: Was this some sort of post-match stipulation? ChicagoLoop979: She gets 20 minutes alone with him? Kotzenjunge: No. Kotzenjunge: They got into an argument and she started swinging. SuperSpinebuster: So they weren't KJ Brackish ass wrestling? Kotzenjunge: 20 minutes, starting now. K J Brackish: what? SuperSpinebuster: ha ChicagoLoop979: I'd love to see a domestic dispute between Mike and his gf Indiana Cone: Where's this thread? Kotzenjunge: What dispute. ChicagoLoop979: "We have to go to a funeral, my aunt died." "File this under tough shit" Kotzenjunge: It's not a dispute if it's one-sided. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: LOL!!!! Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: ChicagoLoop979: "We have to go to a funeral, my aunt died." "File this under tough shit" SuperSpinebuster: ha, Czech, is that from something? Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: aslkdfjlk;sadjf;lksdjfkl;sdjf;lksadjf;lksadjf;lksadjf;lksdjf K J Brackish: Damn those pictures to hell.... I hope they all contained a self-killing virus that will destroy them Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: Because you're fucking ugly in real life. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: Go sit on a dick. Kotzenjunge: Let me find the thread, SP. ChicagoLoop979: I hope you contain a self-killing virus that destroys you. CreemosKCR: I bet that Mike's GF is a democrat Kotzenjunge: Only now has a minute gone by. CreemosKCR: and she's kicking his ass because.. um. ;-) Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: No way. Because if she was, he'd never let her have the last word. Kotzenjunge: Imagine getting beaten on for that whole minute. Kotzenjunge: But it's not over. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: *SMASH* "HAHA! I HAVE THE MORAL ADVANTAGE HERE!" Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: *SMASH* K J Brackish: No self-killing virus' here...... :-( SmartHelmet: damn, I leave and Tyler goes cookoo for Cocoa Puffs CreemosKCR: His GF is one of the strongest democrats in this nation, she makes him give her oral CreemosKCR: ;-) ChicagoLoop979: Does Mike's girlfriend create a pie graph to show why he's an asshole? MarvinisaLunatic: lol SuperSpinebuster: heh Kotzenjunge: Mike has been getting his ass worn out by a girl for 2:30 now. ChicagoLoop979: "Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" "Oh, enough of your asinine comments." CreemosKCR: Mike finds new ways to say that she's not ugly, like how he's helped redefine torture Kotzenjunge: The dogs weren't RABID! Baughopper20: is 411's new thing not giving credit to the site they C/P the news off of? MarvinisaLunatic: At some point I would have left..instead of staying and keep getting my ass kicked ChicagoLoop979: Could somebody please put the MikeSC/MikeSCGF thing in their sig? SmartHelmet: um you could do it? ChicagoLoop979: Liberals have hot girlfriends because hot girls are liberals ChicagoLoop979: I could, goodhelmet SuperSpinebuster: I know a lot of hot conservative girls CreemosKCR: Most bisexual women are Democrats, or not fans of President Bush SmartHelmet: brings up janet Reno ChicagoLoop979: But I can't quote myself without feeling dirrty inside Kotzenjunge: Mike has gotten his ass kicked by a girl for four minutes now. K J Brackish: I hate Bush.... it's all about horse-faced Kerry SuperSpinebuster: True. Kotzenjunge: I hate Hoff, it's all about horse-faced DFA. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: FOUND IT Kotzenjunge: YES Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=40974 K J Brackish: I do NOT have a horse-face Kotzenjunge: (was going nuts trying to find it) SuperSpinebuster: Why am I Bush? Fuck you, Spoon. CreemosKCR: "Snce July, she had beaten me 4 times. Usually, it was nothing more than slaps, an attempted kick to the groin, and hair-pulling." Kotzenjunge: "I was a guy who was beaten - rather savagely -..." K J Brackish: Kerry sincerely has a horse-like face Kotzenjunge: So do you. Kotzenjunge: Horseface. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: Kerry looks like he's dead. Get over it. SuperSpinebuster: Maybe he IS dead K J Brackish: Hustler had a cartoon showing that he iron's his face on a regular basis ChicagoLoop979: Kerry needs Botox to live K J Brackish: I do not dammit SuperSpinebuster: ZOMBIE IN '04 Kotzenjunge: Quiet, horseface. CreemosKCR: "On Thursday, when I informed her I was, in fact, leaving town immediately, she beat me for 20 minutes straight. She smashed her portable phone over my head" Baughopper20: kerry's really a robot ChicagoLoop979: "As your President of Zombies, I promise more dead flesh than FDR!" SuperSpinebuster: YES! Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: LOL Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: Spoon: "Am I the only one who finds this absolutely fucking hilarious? Your fiancee beat you? Drew blood? For 20 minutes?" Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: HAHAHA. ChicagoLoop979: That is gonna be one HOT wedding night. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: You actually posted that IN THE THREAD, too. CreemosKCR: did Mrs. MikeSC put a Gimp hood on Mike? Kotzenjunge: Maybe she attacked him while he was asleep. Kotzenjunge: And he took... umm... 20 minutes to wake up. CreemosKCR: "She accused me of causing her house to be possessed by Satan --- and she MEANT it" Kotzenjunge: For seven minutes, Mike has been getting his ass kicked. CreemosKCR: so.. Mike's the SANE one in this relationship? SuperSpinebuster: HOW? SuperSpinebuster: How does he not FIGHT BACK by now? Baughopper20: i don't get why he didn't do anything ChicagoLoop979: Real men don't hit girls. SuperSpinebuster: They do if the girl is KICKING YOUR ASS Kotzenjunge: Even if it's clear they want to CRIPPLE you? SuperSpinebuster: *I* do, anyway SuperSpinebuster: ...with a SPINEBUSTER ChicagoLoop979: You just take it like a man. Baughopper20: geez, put her in a headlock or something until she settles down, there are plenty of non-violent ways to subdue a person SuperSpinebuster: sorry. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: He's been still getting his ass kicked by the girl without fighting back for almost eight minutes now ChicagoLoop979: A man with no dignity left. Kotzenjunge: 8:20, Tyler. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: I would hold her hands behind her back carefully, personally. K J Brackish: Gore the fucking chick...... it's not a full on hit SmartHelmet: This puts all of the recent drama into perspective Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: Because it won't hurt her and I can calm her down like that. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: But, nine minutes now! ChicagoLoop979: Maybe he should keep some sort of airborne sedative around, like in a perfume bottle Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: !!! Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: hahahahahaha Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: ETHER SmartHelmet: I used to hold my girlfriends hands and make them slap themselves Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: Yes! Kotzenjunge: How 'bout this, you moronic little shit --- you find somebody you legitimately loved and have her assault you. What are you going to do? Just blast her in the mouth? ChicagoLoop979: She gets sassy! Zap! Vaporized Valium Kotzenjunge: YES ESPECIALLY IF SHE POUNDS ON ME FOR TWENTY MINUTES Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: if this was a thread, it'd be in classics by now. CreemosKCR: PUT HER IN A FRONT FACE LOCK Indiana Cone: CHICKEN Indiana Cone: WING Baughopper20: who was that that punched out a girl on a bus? SuperSpinebuster: I'd read her poetry in hopes of quelling her fiery blood. SmartHelmet: man, you treat threads like SK treats matches... given everything under the sun ***** Indiana Cone: Solves all problems. Kotzenjunge: You think the police would notice that you're considerably worse for wear than the girl. Kotzenjunge: But Will, the Mike Getting Beaten thread is a solid ****. MarvinisaLunatic: the only time Id hit a woman is if she was coming at me with a knife/scisors pointed at my crotch ChicagoLoop979: MikeSC should go NWA on her with the ether-soaked rag SuperSpinebuster: what about your FACE Kotzenjunge: WE'VE PASSED THE HALFWAY MARK! SuperSpinebuster: or HEART MarvinisaLunatic: and that actually happened to me once.. SuperSpinebuster: IF HE HAS A HEART!!! Kotzenjunge: Come on Mike, you can make it! Kotzenjunge: Just 9:25 to go! SmartHelmet: only in retrospect because of the recent drama... when it happened, it was clearly a ** thread MarvinisaLunatic: I dont think Mike's gonna make it CreemosKCR: LOL Baughopper20: there's no way it could've gone 20 minutes Kotzenjunge: I thought it was *** at the time, easy. ChicagoLoop979: Maybe...did this ever occur...RUN THE FUCK AWAY SuperSpinebuster: heh, true Kotzenjunge: But now it's ****. Baughopper20: she'd have to be in damn good shape to wail on him for 20 minutes Kotzenjunge: I should bump it. SmartHelmet: yeah, but I am more critical ChicagoLoop979: Just run around the house going "You can't catch me ya crazy bitch!" Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: BUMP IT! SuperSpinebuster: Ha! Kotzenjunge: Yeah yeah. I'm too easily entertained, Will. MarvinisaLunatic: maybe she locked him in hell in a cell SuperSpinebuster: Yeah, antagonize her. SuperSpinebuster: good call. SuperSpinebuster: :-) SmartHelmet: see... SK ratings SmartHelmet: the state.... **** Kotzenjunge: I bumped the WWE-ian Rhapsody thread and Nik got on me for it. SmartHelmet: establishment -*** ChicagoLoop979: Well that's no excuse because if you look at a Cell funny it breaks SmartHelmet: gang wars DUD Kotzenjunge: Gang Wars was like, fifty threads. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: like anyone mods the LSD boards. rofl. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: that's funny. MarvinisaLunatic: so you cant bump threads anymore SmartHelmet: I compare it to the Katie GVick angle ChicagoLoop979: LSD needs work. ChicagoLoop979: I love bumping threads! Kotzenjunge: "My favorite part was when he just stood there." Kotzenjunge: AoO wins the fucking medal. FallToZero428 has left the room. ChicagoLoop979: Nobody will stop me from bumping threads ever Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: ahaha Kotzenjunge: 13 minutes, and she's still kicking his ass. SmartHelmet: I do have athe ability to ban you SmartHelmet: Chicago Loop Indiana Cone: Alright kids. I'm out. It's movie and sleepy time. SmartHelmet: that would disprove your statement Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: THIRTEEN MINUTES! I was about to ask you for the update. ChicagoLoop979: aw SmartHelmet: just saying ChicagoLoop979: But I'm a good guy Indiana Cone: LATORZ. Just for Hoff. ChicagoLoop979: and I agree with Eagan that we should forget about all this protocol and procedure Indiana Cone has left the room. SuperSpinebuster: O<MG! ChicagoLoop979: A bumped thread isn't hurting anyone ChicagoLoop979: unlike Mike's girlfriend Kotzenjunge: HAH Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: ChicagoLoop979: "We have to go to a funeral, my aunt died." "File this under tough shit" <--- still the quote of the night, even better than KJ's Jock Itch. Kotzenjunge: Czech's first comment that made me laugh. ChicagoLoop979: ever? ChicagoLoop979: aw ChicagoLoop979: two years and that's the best I've done Kotzenjunge: (gunshot) And at the end of three quarters of play, it's Mike's girlfriend: 2957, Mike: 0. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: perfect timing. ChicagoLoop979: I too imagine that Mike is an elderly Jewish man. CreemosKCR: "Dude, you were made a bitch. Own up to it. A swift single jawjack. That's all you would have needed. " K J Brackish: KJ Jock-Itch was a stupid annoyance Kotzenjunge: This isn't about you, horseface. Kotzenjunge: Four minutes to go! ChicagoLoop979: Mike doesn't have the homoerotic buddy (Jimmy Kimmel) though Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: "Dude, there had to have been a DOOR somewhere. Rather than get beat down, run like hell. At least we could have had a good ha-ha laugh about it instead of a good what-the-fuck laugh. " Kotzenjunge: Mike's eyes are getting glassy! CreemosKCR: GO MIKE GO K J Brackish: They were talking about me, thus it was about me SPOONY...... Baughopper20: what are we at on time? ChicagoLoop979: "Is it true that you were connected to Watergate?" "Is it true that you're a moron?" Kotzenjunge: Quiet, horseface. CreemosKCR: Mike should have blown green mist in her eyes K J Brackish: Die spoony~! K J Brackish: :-D ChicagoLoop979: No because green mist just blinds K J Brackish: I mean that lovingly ChicagoLoop979: he should've used red for burning Kotzenjunge: TWO MINUTE WARNING! Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: Where does the phone come in? Baughopper20: is black the kind that causes breat enlargement? Baughopper20: breast* Kotzenjunge: "Had I seen the phone coming, there would have been a different story." Kotzenjunge: Yes, getting hit in the face instead of in the back of the head. Kotzenjunge: Mike is staggering! He can barely stand! Kotzenjunge: ONE MINUTE! MarvinisaLunatic: she should have thrown him through a window K J Brackish: This is far better than the Gang Warz on TSM Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: WHY THE HELL IDD HE EVEN TURN HIS BACK ON HER? Kotzenjunge: His legs have turned to spaghetti! Kotzenjunge: THIRTY SECONDS! ChicagoLoop979: I call it pascetti Kotzenjunge: MIKE IS FIGHTING TO STAND Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: I mean, for chrissakes, he was getting the fucking shit kicked out of him CreemosKCR: it's a cheapshot in CE if I tell Mike "Get your GF to beat on you and give you the phone, because your ass better call somebody!", right? Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: AND HE TURNS HIS BACK ON HER. Kotzenjunge: Wait, she's going for a phone! Kotzenjunge: This can't be good! Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: SHE'S GOING FOR IT! Kotzenjunge: SEVEN SECONDS! K J Brackish: OMFG..... what could happen next? CreemosKCR: WATCH OUT MIKE Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: OH NO! SHE WOULDN"T! ChicagoLoop979: 6 Kotzenjunge: 3 Kotzenjunge: 2 Kotzenjunge: 1 Kotzenjunge: BOOM THERE'S THE PHONE ChicagoLoop979: Mike wins? Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: SDLKFJSDLKFJSLKDFJ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Kotzenjunge: MIKE IS DOWN Kotzenjunge: MIKE IS DOWN *OnlineHost*: Eagan469 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 6 K J Brackish: :-(( ChicagoLoop979: I don't believe what I just saw! *OnlineHost*: Baughopper20 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 6 Kotzenjunge: This is the greatest night in the history of our sport! CreemosKCR: what the fuck? CreemosKCR: we can play dice? K J Brackish: Heh *OnlineHost*: Baughopper20 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 1 ChicagoLoop979: NO WE CAN"T MarvinisaLunatic: BAH GAWD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD! Kotzenjunge: I forgot I said the thing about the door. K J Brackish: Damn dice.... Clever Drunk has entered the room. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: YOU MISSED IT SuperSpinebuster: Should Katie bar said door? ChicagoLoop979: BX you missed it SmartHelmet: BX owns you all Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: BX, we just had the greatest 20 minutes of Mike Bashing in the history of TSM Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: Mike just went down. ChicagoLoop979: he's right Kotzenjunge: Here's what worries me: ChicagoLoop979: it was grand SmartHelmet: Teke is better than you/... Kotzenjunge: "The cops would have eventally gotten involved as had I hit her back, she would have called. If she didn't call, her parents would have called had they seen a mark on her." K J Brackish: Bah GAWD~! That jisabel just used the PHONE~!..... I can't believe it. This a travesty. Never have I seen this since I've been in the BUSINESS....... Kotzenjunge: Why would the parents of the girlfriend of a then-27 year old figure into it? Clever Drunk: God. Damnit Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: ESPECIALLY WHEN HE HAD 100 BRUISES ON HIS FACE. ChicagoLoop979: they were watching the fight? Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: YEAH. GOOD ONE GUYS. MarvinisaLunatic: PSYCHO BITCH probably lives with her parents Kotzenjunge: Or she's 16. Clever Drunk: RECAP MOTHERFUCKERS Kotzenjunge: Okay. K J Brackish: He he he Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: ChicagoLoop979: "We have to go to a funeral, my aunt died." "File this under tough shit" Clever Drunk: CONVERT CHATLOG INTO HTML AND POST TEH BITCH Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: AND THE FIGHT BEGINS Clever Drunk: Please? ChicagoLoop979: "We have to go to a funeral, my aunt died." "File this under tough shit" ChicagoLoop979: started the fight Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: and the phone to the head ended it Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: at 20:00 Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: that was her finisher, we presume. Kotzenjunge: I bumped it. Kotzenjunge: And now I'm posting this in HD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
