Guest ferrero3000 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 I am a fucked midget. I am only 4'11 and 19 y/o. My 15 y/o sister is 6', and even my 11 y/o bro is taller than me!! He's 5'1. I fell very fucked every time i have to look up to the baby... WHAT CAN I DO???????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Start a career in porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Find people smaller than you...push them around to feel like a big man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 I once dated a girl who was 4'11". She insisted she was 5'0", but no one believed her; the one time I insisted she was in denial about her height, she slapped me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Ooh. I like that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 She probably wouldn't have slapped me had I not been brandishing a tape measure at the time. That was a my bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 3, 2004 It would be funnier to measure her while she's sleeping, and let her wake up with it next to her at 4'11". Then it could soak in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 I should also note that I was crouching down at the time. But that goes without saying, I suppose. I certainly wasn't standing up; she doesn't have that kind of reach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
