Guest ferrero3000 Posted July 3, 2004 Report Posted July 3, 2004 I am a fucked midget. I am only 4'11 and 19 y/o. My 15 y/o sister is 6', and even my 11 y/o bro is taller than me!! He's 5'1. I fell very fucked every time i have to look up to the baby... WHAT CAN I DO????????
Youth N Asia Posted July 3, 2004 Report Posted July 3, 2004 Find people smaller than you...push them around to feel like a big man
Giuseppe Zangara Posted July 3, 2004 Report Posted July 3, 2004 I once dated a girl who was 4'11". She insisted she was 5'0", but no one believed her; the one time I insisted she was in denial about her height, she slapped me.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted July 3, 2004 Report Posted July 3, 2004 She probably wouldn't have slapped me had I not been brandishing a tape measure at the time. That was a my bad.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 3, 2004 Report Posted July 3, 2004 It would be funnier to measure her while she's sleeping, and let her wake up with it next to her at 4'11". Then it could soak in.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted July 3, 2004 Report Posted July 3, 2004 I should also note that I was crouching down at the time. But that goes without saying, I suppose. I certainly wasn't standing up; she doesn't have that kind of reach.
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