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An interview with Rob Feinstein

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Nobody believed me. The interview you have all been waiting for.

 

 

Me: Hi Rob, how are you doing today?

 

Rob: How am I doing? What kind of question is that? Haven't you seen all the lies that have printed all over the net? This is absolutely absurd. I did absolutely nothing wrong.

 

Me: Uh, Rob, nothing wrong. You went into a chatroom and tried to solicit a 14 year old boy. You got caught on tape. Nothing wrong?

 

Rob: Ok, let me make this perfectly clear. What I was trying to do was research. I was doing a research project to garner statistics on exactly how many young boys are picking up older men on the internet. I was going to submit all of this information to Harvard. What happened got blown completely out of proportion. (at this point, Rob's cell phone goes off...what strikes me as odd is the fact that Rob is giggling and at one point says...."sure, just don't tell your dad)

 

Me: Don't tell your dad?!?!?!??!

 

Rob: uhhhh, oh, yeah right, I was talking to Dustin Rhodes about a booking opportunity and I didn't want his dad knowing. Now, where were we?

 

Me: Yeah, uhhuh uhhuh, anyway Rob, it is now a well known fact that you are a pedophile. Don't you think this gives ROH a bad name?

 

Rob: Now listen. How does this ROH a bad name? Like I said, this is all lies.

 

Me: If this is all lies like you try to claim, why did you run when you seen the video cameras?

 

Rob: Because I had a very bad case of the runs. I had to get out of there, my bowels were discharging.

 

(At this point, his cell goes off again. During the phone conversation, Rob says "yeah, I had a great time last night as well, did you end up being late for school?")

 

Me: ROB??????? That's disgusting.

 

Rob: What is?

 

Me: That quote right there tells me that you are a pedophile.

 

Rob: (Starting to look uncomfortable) I was uh, talking to my son.

 

Me: Rob, you don't have a son.

 

Rob: Oh shit, that's right. FUCK.

 

Me: So you are telling me that after text and video evidence, you are not a pedophile.

 

Rob: Absolutely not.

 

Me: Bullshit. Something that has been bugging me for awhile Rob is something that happened awhile back. In his shoot interview, Vampiro claims you were a "little boy fucker". You tried to sue him. Don't you find this very ironic?

 

Rob: Why, I didn't do anything. Vampiro and his agent Bob Barnett can go to hell for all I care. Bob Barnett is just an ugly man who spends his day on the computer.

 

Me: Now wait a minute Robert. Judging from this AIM conversation, it seems to me that you spend a frequent amount of time on the computer yourself, trying to lure boys into sexual acts.

 

Rob: ALRIGHT LOOK, he was 18 years old.

 

Me: Um, no he wasn't. When you found out in the conversation that he was 14, you seemed shocked, but excited at the same time, then you said you would just pretend that he was 18.

 

Rob: (Turning red) noooo

 

Me: YESS

 

Rob: (his voice getting higher) NOOOOO

 

Me: Oh yes Rob

 

Rob: Can we just end this interview right now. Hey, you look pretty cute. You wanna catch a movie later?

 

Me: Ummm, no Rob. I don't swing that way.

 

Rob: OHHHH CMON silly. It'll be fun. How old are you anyways?

 

Me: I'm 21 Rob.

 

Rob: Oh never mind then, that's a little too old for me.

 

Me: AHAHHAHA. BUSTED.

 

Rob: OH SHIT, I MEAN...FUCK FUCK.

 

(Rob runs off to his lexus and drives away, leaving a trail of dust)

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