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What should I do this evening to unwind?  

45 members have voted

  1. 1. What should I do this evening to unwind?

    • Get drunk.
      2
    • Get high.
      3
    • Go to local hipster bar and bang a scenester slut.
      6
    • A and B, but not C.
      1
    • A and C, but not B.
      11
    • B and C, but not A.
      14
    • Other.
      3


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Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

You left off the option for "All"

 

Also, you could stay home and watch Smackdown!

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

How about you specially order some dainty pizza and a microbrew since you're too good for regular pizza, you whiny indie fop.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

I chose the drinking and fucking option. You must listen to Iggy Pop while you are getting ready and prepping yourself to be drunkenly seductive.

 

ps. Whats the point of getting high and banging a broad? Unless he's intending on freaking on mushrooms or snorting a line - drugs just wouldn't help him reach the desired passionate sensation as well as booze. But no whiskey.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Ban Agnes.

Its amazing how long bad jokes run around here.

 

Preferebly, I'd be thrilled if I never read "Ban Agnes" or "LA PARKA~" again. Inc's gonan be pissed you made me ruin his thread. Feck off.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
My post was right there.

 

...

 

OK I'm sorry. Let's never fight.

Ban Alfdogg

 

..see, I can play this game too.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted
ps. Whats the point of getting high and banging a broad? Unless he's intending on freaking on mushrooms or snorting a line - drugs just wouldn't help him reach the desired passionate sensation as well as booze. But no whiskey.

Are you kidding? Dank bud blows your capillaries and lungs wide open. More oxygen=more energy. More blood=better boner.

 

Good pot is an excellent aphrodisiac.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

 

ps. Whats the point of getting high and banging a broad? Unless he's intending on freaking on mushrooms or snorting a line - drugs just wouldn't help him reach the desired passionate sensation as well as booze.  But no whiskey.

Are you kidding? Dank bud blows your capillaries and lungs wide open. More oxygen=more energy. More blood=better boner.

 

Good pot is an excellent aphrodisiac.

dope = lack of motivation = sitting in the sidelines feeling groggy = no/bad sex

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Well then, you're smoking pot wrong.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Well then, you're smoking pot wrong.

I snort it...

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Some day when stupid stories are in fashion, I'll talk about the guy I saw smoke an entire joint through his nose.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Did he still get cotton mouth?

You ask the dumbest questions

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

I thought that stupid things had become the point of this thread

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
I thought that stupid things had become the point of this thread

TOUCHE

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Yeah, and Banky, how the hell are you going to have sex on mushrooms? Bodily functions become absurd hilarity whenever I'm on hallucinogencis or disassociatives.

Posted

I chose B & C ... get lit up and bang the scenester. If the scenesters by you are anything like the ones here in Boston you do run the risk of her actually putting you in a WORSE mood, though. So use caution.

 

And, I partially agree with AoO. Sex while high on pot is a good time. But I've also thought that sex on coke & sex on mushrooms were a good time, too. Basically, sex is good. Drugs are good. The two together are, yes, still good.

Posted
C is going to happen no matter what, so I'll say get high before going.

C could happen, but it's not feasible as a stand alone option. Based on past experiences at the bar in question, I need to be under some sort of mind-altering substance just to tolerate it.

Posted
Some day when stupid stories are in fashion, I'll talk about the guy I saw smoke an entire joint through his nose.

And then I will tell the story of the guy who insisted that Bidis got him buzzed, and then when I hung out with him once and he lit up, he sparked the filter.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Yeah, and Banky, how the hell are you going to have sex on mushrooms? Bodily functions become absurd hilarity whenever I'm on hallucinogencis or disassociatives.

You're one of the few who pisses themselves on zoomers?

 

Fag

Posted

I hope you people that are choosing my night's activities to include sex with a scenester realizes I'll have to put up with the Postal Service or something just to get some play. Or worse, Get Up Kids.

 

Those names may mean nothing to some of you, but believe me, it's not good.

Guest Fire and Knives
Posted

If the godddamned Postal Service are going to be involved, then I'm changing my vote to B.

 

K.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

Oh he's gonna be pissed...

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