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What should I do this evening to unwind?  

45 members have voted

  1. 1. What should I do this evening to unwind?

    • Get drunk.
      2
    • Get high.
      3
    • Go to local hipster bar and bang a scenester slut.
      6
    • A and B, but not C.
      1
    • A and C, but not B.
      11
    • B and C, but not A.
      14
    • Other.
      3


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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
That I didn't get any tail only makes the direction this thread took in my absence even worse.

 

I'm hurt. Too hurt to say anything clever.

You wasted your 8388607th post to look like a pussy and a chump.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
As such, I'm quitting the board.

*farts*

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
As such, I'm quitting the board.

Depressed because:

 

a. no pussy

 

b. drunk

 

c. realising you post at a wrestling message board

Posted
I hope you people that are choosing my night's activities to include sex with a scenester realizes I'll have to put up with the Postal Service or something just to get some play. Or worse, Get Up Kids.

 

Those names may mean nothing to some of you, but believe me, it's not good.

First painfully sad admission of the day: I actually bought The Postal Service for the sole purpose of using it to de-pants scenesters.

 

Less painfully sad admission of the day: It actually helped this past weekend.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Incandenza, you should go fishing for metal chicks sometime. You might find some fat gothic dominatrix.

Guest Vitamin X
Posted
As such, I'm quitting the board.

*farts*

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Posted
Incandenza, you should go fishing for metal chicks sometime. You might find some fat gothic dominatrix.

A friend of mine who's kinda goth keeps telling me to go to "Goth Night" at this one club here in town. She says the place is loaded with sluts.

Posted
I hope you people that are choosing my night's activities to include sex with a scenester realizes I'll have to put up with the Postal Service or something just to get some play. Or worse, Get Up Kids.

 

Those names may mean nothing to some of you, but believe me, it's not good.

First painfully sad admission of the day: I actually bought The Postal Service for the sole purpose of using it to de-pants scenesters.

 

Less painfully sad admission of the day: It actually helped this past weekend.

Hey, whatever works.

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted
Incandenza, you should go fishing for metal chicks sometime. You might find some fat gothic dominatrix.

A friend of mine who's kinda goth keeps telling me to go to "Goth Night" at this one club here in town. She says the place is loaded with sluts.

Goths are often times sluts. At the same time they're into some of the weirdest sexual fetishes out there. I went out with this gothic chick before who wanted me to cut the area below my nipples slightly with a razor blade so while she kissed my chest she could lick up blood. I told her "no" and felt like smacking her for even suggesting it.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Your key to all the gothic pussy you've ever dreamed of:

 

Go to that gothic night in a big bunny suit. I'm telling you, they'll be all over you.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

You're such a closet metalhead.

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Will a big hug make it go away? Because if that's the case... y'know, I'm here.

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