Need advice...

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

You're black and you can't fight? Are you a homosexual?

 

It's not that I can't fight, the fights I have lost has been with bigger guys.

[Art Sandusky 0]

What's the reason for all this hullaballoo?

 

And I know he said in the first post he didn't want to say, but when someone says it's a long story about someone wanting to fight them, it's usually them who is in the wrong.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Fuck all these suggestions.

 

Kill his mother.

Kill his father.

Kill his siblings.

Kill his grandparents.

Run over his dog.

Fuck his sister's dead corpse.

 

No way in HELL will he fuck with you after that. The smart fighter attacks his opponents emotions, not his body.

 

*gong*

 

UYI

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

What's the reason for all this hullaballoo?

 

And I know he said in the first post he didn't want to say, but when someone says it's a long story about someone wanting to fight them, it's usually them who is in the wrong.

Can't really say I had nothing to do with it, and I'm completely innocent. But it is mostly his fault.

[Art Sandusky 0]

So you had something to do with it, and it's mostly his fault, yet you're COMPLETELY innocent?

[Slayer 0]

Where the fuck do you live? Pleasentville, USA?

Montreal.

This means you're French, so its understandable if you just wave a white flag or run away.

Yeah, but that means the other guy's probably French too

 

You can see the kind of humorous situation this creates

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

So you had something to do with it, and it's mostly his fault, yet you're COMPLETELY innocent?

No I meant I'm not completey innocent.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Fuck all these suggestions.

 

Kill his mother.

Kill his father.

Kill his siblings.

Kill his grandparents.

Run over his dog.

Fuck his sister's dead corpse.

 

No way in HELL will he fuck with you after that. The smart fighter attacks his opponents emotions, not his body.

 

*gong*

 

UYI

This is true. I had an enemy in High School and he said he was going to jump me with some of his friends. So I found his brother and took him prisioner.

 

then we strung him up from a lightpost.

 

Mother Fucker knows to back off then,

[Guest FrigidSoul]

When is this fight suppose to take place? Maybe you have enough time to put aside the Bob Marley and become a real black person.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Fuck all these suggestions.

 

Kill his mother.

Kill his father.

Kill his siblings.

Kill his grandparents.

Run over his dog.

Fuck his sister's dead corpse.

 

No way in HELL will he fuck with you after that. The smart fighter attacks his opponents emotions, not his body.

He won't get the chance to mess with him again if he kills his whole family. He'll be in a lovely correctional facility receiving thorough anal rape from other guys who need plenty more correction than himself.

I was conveying my message in the most extreme way possible. I don't expect him to actually slaughter his entire family.

 

Just his immediate family.

 

UYI

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

When is this fight suppose to take place? Maybe you have enough time to put aside the Bob Marley and become a real black person.

In all likely hood, monday or tuesday.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You could tell this person to come over and have a friendly game of Nintendo with you, then offer to get him a drink and come back with a pistol. Make sure he sits down on the large sheet of plastic though.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Either fight or just shut up. If you aren't gonna use the advice given to you then stop your pitiful whining and go, fight the fucker and be a man about this if you can't bring yourself to pull the smart move of involving the police. My advice: Go in, fists balled and let his anger overcome him thus he makes mistakes and you capitalize. Do the whole jump in and pepper then back off, etc. if need be.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

You could tell this person to come over and have a friendly game of Nintendo with you, then offer to get him a drink and come back with a pistol. Make sure he sits down on the large sheet of plastic though.

Do this one.

[Slayer 0]

I suspect this thread will end up as disappointing as the "Will he fuck her?" threads in LSD

[Use Your Illusion 0]

No one cares, Slayer.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Maybe I should wear a sweater and hide a metal pipe in the sleeve of it and hit him with an overhand.

[spiny norman 0]

That's a great idea.

[Eclipse 0]

I still say the bat....

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Pull guard.

[eiker_ir 0]

Kick him in the nuts, then when he's down, get in your shots.

 

reading the stuff he doesn't want to do, this would be my choice.

 

Just kick him as hard as you can in teh fucking balls, he will not expect it and it hurts to aaaaaaanyone. Just make sure you don't miss and hit him in the knee because he will

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Just let him beat your ass since you obviously probably brought it on yourself and are too stupid to resolve this the smart way.

 

If I was in your situation he would've been arrested as soon as he threatened me. Don't be a dumbfuck and think the cops are out to get you. They don't give two shits about you other than whatever complaint you file.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

Bite part of his ear off.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Maybe I should wear a sweater and hide a metal pipe in the sleeve of it and hit him with an overhand.

what kind of idiot are you?

 

This guy wants to fight then fight. Using a weapon in a one on one fight is not only incredibly cowardly but it's grounds for him and his friends to come after you and beat you to death.

[Guest Ghetto Bird]

So, is this going to be like one of those threads in LSD where you ask for advice, but actually either end up doing whatever you wanted to do in the first place, or following the dumbest advice that's offered to you?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Once again, screw honor, fight smart.

 

1. Use weapons.

 

2. Have your friends bring their own.

 

3. Profit.

[Guest combat_rock]

If you're only problem is that you are short, try running at him and uprooting him, and then pound him when your both on the ground. If your problem is that you are a skinny weakling, well, you're fucked.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Wear glasses. No-one could hit a guy with glasses.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It's better to have no balls than to have no brains.

 

Bullshit.

 

Stick him in the face as hard as you can. You're still in your teens, so it's possible to get in angry fights still. Who cares if he's bigger? Who cares if he wins? Just hurt him as badly as possible. If you go in fearless that way, with the sole intention of injuring or killing him with your bare hands, you will win. If you go in afraid of the big bad wolf, he will whip your ass.

[Guest DVD Spree]

Your problem seems to be that you're afraid "the worst will happen." For argument's sake, let's define that as big dude beats the living fuck out of you, bloodies you up pretty good, and of course wounds your pride because you got beat.

 

Okay, so that's the worst that could happen (unless there's stuff you aren't telling us, i.e. you fucked his sister and gave her VD or some shit and this guy is going to stomp your ass to death). And, given your track record against bigger guys, you ARE going to lose and the worst IS going to happen.

 

That being said, you can either:

a) Worry about it and freak yourself out to the point that you're too frozen to fight, or

b) Say "fuck it, this guy's gonna beat my ass, but I'm gonna take a couple of his fucking teeth before I go down."

 

At the end of the day, wounded pride and shiner aside, it's just an ass-kicking - you'll get over it, and he'll have got his aggression out so he won't bother you any more. Weapons are probably a bad idea in the long run - sure, you'll win the fight, but then the dude will just come back with his friends and they'll have THEIR weapons. If you're going to use a weapon, you've got to... you know, make sure he doesn't come back. Because you use a weapon in a fist fight and the guy gets up afterwards, it's open season on your ass.

 

Since you're in Canada, it's perfectly acceptable to wear a steel plate under your hockey jersey a la Bret Hart. Of course, if the guy attempts anything other than a spear, you're fucked.

 

Good luck man.