Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Whatever Incandenza's post count is, but he's special, so it will have to be a million less than that. Do you pledge me your entire spirit/soul for all eternity, to do with whatever I please, renouncing completely any former beliefs of your alleged creator/savior? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Why not. 7388607 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Having the biggest post count possible has left me feeling empty. What is there for me to accomplish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Get someone to renounce Christ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 What is that like? Makes you feel like a big man, I imagine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Shit. Now what do I do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 There's always drugs to turn to. You should make a thread about rating other threads. Then people will shamelessly tag along with that idea and make three or four just like it, one of which will be started by Mr. Zsasz and end with 16 posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Been there, done that. I already know what it's like to be ripped off by others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Could quit the board, I guess. Unless you want to play chess via mail or watch some tv or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Perhaps the death of Ironicandenza is in order. How about an Incandenza who only contributes to serious discussions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Ironicandenza Should I just kill myself now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 You just Deranged your own Hermit, there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 I need a drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 How cwm of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 We need a little rimshot smiley. Ah well. :rimshot: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Say, why don't you join the OaOAST? That's hours of fun, I'm betting. If anything can pull you out of this slump, it's an e-fed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 AoO, make my post count 100 less than Inc's. I renounce this and that, yadda yadda yadda. (signs contract) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Wow. That's three. Hey Spiderpoet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 If I choose a post count below 100, would I still be able to change my user title at will? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Nope. I'll change it for you in exchange for naked pictures, though. This goes for everyone, and I don't care who's naked, as long as possessing the photo won't get me arrested. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 I want my fucking question mark post count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Ok, you can have my soul, but I want my post count to be 10,000,001. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 15, 2004 I want my fucking question mark post count. Don't think I didn't try. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2004 I understand. So I guess it's just limited to the number range then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
