BIRDS IN THE HOTEL LINKED TO JOHN KERRY CAMPAIGN

[Guest DRUDGE REPORT 2004]

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX FRI JULY 16, 2004 3:51 PM ET XXXXX

 

BIRDS IN THE HOTEL LINKED TO JOHN KERRY CAMPAIGN

 

 

Annoying (post)whoring? Flip-flopping about unimportant issues for the sake of convenience? Who does this sound like?

 

It could be either Birds in the Hotel, or John Kerry. Both are annoying and were probably previously dead (i.e. Kerry, probably in Vietnam, and Birds in the Hotel as a previously banned poster at a little known wrestling message board known as TheSmartMarks.com), but both were seen out on the campaign trail together on Friday, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned. And that's not all...

 

The DRUDGE REPORT has also learned that the two were seen in the back restroom of Kerry's campaign jet, says a Kerry staffer who wished to remain anonymous.

 

"What the hell were they doing back there? I'm not sure, but I heard plenty of chatter coming from the back rows of the jet. It sounded a lot like anal sex to me," the staffer added.

 

Other senior Democratic Party officials have confirmed this contention, noting that John Kerry's silent support of gay marriage may be related to his relationship with Birds in the Hotel. One noted that Kerry makes offhand remarks about Birds in the Hotel's "loose anus" on occasion, drawing criticism from right wing observers and praise from the Catholic congregation.

 

DEVELOPING...

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

:::applauds:::

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

you can't beat the siren

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

"What the hell were they doing back there? I'm not sure, but I heard plenty of chatter coming from the back rows of the jet. It sounded a lot like anal sex to me," the staffer added.

Hahaha. I bet Drudge himself was jealous.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

It could have been worse, I guess...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Can I be apart of this rouse?

[Guest Nelly's Bandaid]

You lost me when you called Kerry annoying. A drone, dull, boring, hell stupid even would of kept me in it, but annoying? No.

 

It was creative, but a little long to let us know something we already knew.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Can I be apart of this rouse?

Go away.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Can I be apart of this rouse?

Go away.

And who are you? go fuck off, son.

[Guest UncleJesseMark]

QUOTE (Birds in the Hotel @ Jul 16 2004, 10:59 PM)

QUOTE (The Bitch @ Jul 16 2004, 05:24 PM)

Can I be apart of this rouse? 

 

 

Go away. 

 

 

And who are you? go fuck off, son

 

Are you really that fucking stupid? Nipples.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

QUOTE (Birds in the Hotel @ Jul 16 2004, 10:59 PM)

QUOTE (The Bitch @ Jul 16 2004, 05:24 PM)

Can I be apart of this rouse? 

 

 

Go away. 

 

 

And who are you? go fuck off, son

 

Are you really that fucking stupid? Nipples.

What in BLAZES are you talking aboot?

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

This gimmick is great.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Can I be apart of this rouse?

Go away.

And who are you? go fuck off, son.

I don't want to me the son of a poor tradesman. Oh why god, WHY????

[DerangedHermit 0]

This gimmick is great.

Sure beats the shit outta AP Newswire~!

[DerangedHermit 0]

Can I be apart of this rouse?

Go away.

And who are you? go fuck off, son.

I don't want to me the son of a poor tradesman. Oh why god, WHY????

Fuck you both.

 

In the ass.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Can I be apart of this rouse?

Go away.

And who are you? go fuck off, son.

I don't want to me the son of a poor tradesman. Oh why god, WHY????

Fuck you both.

 

In the ass.

I knew I smelled a shit-dick in here! I just thought it was Rob E at first, now I realize it's this guy that everyone hates MORE THAN ME! That's sayin' something.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Can I be apart of this rouse?

Go away.

And who are you? go fuck off, son.

I don't want to me the son of a poor tradesman. Oh why god, WHY????

Fuck you both.

 

In the ass.

I knew I smelled a shit-dick in here! I just thought it was Rob E at first, now I realize it's this guy that everyone hates MORE THAN ME! That's sayin' something.

I don't know about that, but since you've "registered", you've somehow been such a bad poster that no one has called me out for being shit.

 

Thank you and fuck you. Please die.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Can I be apart of this rouse?

Go away.

And who are you? go fuck off, son.

I don't want to me the son of a poor tradesman. Oh why god, WHY????

Fuck you both.

 

In the ass.

I knew I smelled a shit-dick in here! I just thought it was Rob E at first, now I realize it's this guy that everyone hates MORE THAN ME! That's sayin' something.

I don't know about that, but since you've "registered", you've somehow been such a bad poster that no one has called me out for being shit.

 

Thank you and fuck you. Please die.

Is this a death threat?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Death wishes are encouraged in the new rule system here.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

quality posts

[TheBigSwigg 0]

BitH makes Deranged Hermit look like a god.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

BitH makes Deranged Hermit look like a god.

Yo quiero Birds!

 

Sut yo mouht, little sip!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

BitH makes Deranged Hermit look like a god.

don't ever say that.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I think he just did.

[DerangedHermit 0]

BitH makes Deranged Hermit look like a god.

And not one of those jobber gods, either. We're talking father of Christ here...

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I was actually thinking more like a greek god. Maybe Hermes.... Definitely not the Father of Christ, that's a capital G.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

I could make Deranged Hermit my bitch like that! ::snaps fingers::