Guest Birds in the Hotel Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 Yes, have some cake, it's everyone's favorite poster's b-day!!! We've had some good time, some bad times. I remember when Dids told me I sucked. I remember when AoO told me to eat pizza or I was banned. I remember when that Moist Party Slut told me to stop posting so much. I remember when CWM told you all to go fuck yourselves. But most of all, I remember me. Because with out me, none of you look so damn good. Party.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 Oh the flames you're going to catch Birds.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 New rule. If a day passes where Birds doesn't post at least 25 times, he is banned forever. This will be like in Speed.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 i don't think he'll have a problem with that AoO
Guest Birds in the Hotel Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 New rule. If a day passes where Birds doesn't post at least 25 times, he is banned forever. This will be like in Speed. You are the most innovative mod I have ever even heard of.
The Czech Republic Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 But how will we know if HD posts don't count? Then we might inadvertently ban h....oh.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 they do count on the overall scale
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 He hasn't made his quota yet today..
Guest Birds in the Hotel Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 I'm workin on it boss! The day is young. I'ze can do n e thang!!
Guest FrigidSoul Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 You said it was "everyone's favorite poster's birthday" and yet today is not my birthday or subliminal_animal's birthday. You're misleading people.
Guest Birds in the Hotel Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 You said it was "everyone's favorite poster's birthday" and yet today is not my birthday or subliminal_animal's birthday. You're misleading people. You are nothing, no one. Either say "happy b-day", "i want your cock" etc...or get the fuck out.
Guest Birds in the Hotel Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 This is horrible. Well, a party is what you make it. Look at the guests for christs sake! What did you expect?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 This is horrible. Well we'll defer to an expert such as you on the subject.
Murmuring Beast Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 CWM, you are no better than Choken. I could never tell you two apart. Side note, anyway. This party needs more .....
Guest HungryJack Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 Must it take a life for hatful eyes To glisten once again Five hundred years like Gelignite Have blown us all to hell What savior rests while on his cross we die Forgotten freedom burns Has the Shepard led his lambs astray to the bigot and the gun Must it take a life for hateful eyes To glisten once again Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess Singin' drunken lullabies I watch and stare as Rosin`s eyes Turn a darker shade of red And the bullet with this sniper lie In their bloody gutless cell Must we starve on crumbs from long ago Through these bars of men made steel Is it a great or little thing we fought Knelt the conscience blessed to kill Must it take a life for hateful eyes To glisten once again Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess Singin' drunken lullabies Ah, but maybe it`s the way you were taught Or maybe it`s the way we fought But a smile never grins without tears to begin For each kiss is a cry we all lost Though there is nothing left to gain But for the banshee that stole the grave Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess Singin' drunken lullabies I sit in and dwell on faces past Like memories seem to fade No colour left but black and white And soon will all turn grey But may these shadows rise to walk again With lessons truly learnt When the blossom flowers in each our hearts Shall beat a new found flame Must it take a life for hateful eyes To glisten once again Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess Singin' drunken lullabies Oh, and Happy Birthday.
Guest Birds in the Hotel Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 Thank you Jack! See, someone sang to me on my b-day. I knew you guys cared. Hell, Dids even gave me lunch advice. I knew you'd all come around.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 This is horrible. He's been more interested in a week than you've been in a year. And I'm sure he doesn't look like the gapped tooth motherfucker from the cover of mad Magazine like you either. woof.
Guest Birds in the Hotel Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 This is horrible. He's been more interested in a week than you've been in a year. And I'm sure he doesn't look like the gapped tooth motherfucker from the cover of mad Magazine like you either. woof. Wouldn't have been a party til the Bitch stuck his dick in the mashed potatos.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 Consider it your birthday present. Happy birthday.
Guest Birds in the Hotel Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 Thank you. It's never a real b-day until someone's dick is imprinted in my food. Remember that, kids.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 Thank you. It's never a real b-day until someone's dick is imprinted in my food. Remember that, kids. I may have accidently dripped ..... sorry
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 Thank you. It's never a real b-day until someone's dick is imprinted in my food. Remember that, kids. I may have accidently dripped ..... sorry It's nice to see Banky having fun....even if it is messy.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 This party needs more ..... BOOZE! Do I win? Sweet mother of Mary do you fucking suck. Go away. Now.
Murmuring Beast Posted July 23, 2004 Report Posted July 23, 2004 This is horrible. He's been more interested in a week than you've been in a year. And I'm sure he doesn't look like the gapped tooth motherfucker from the cover of mad Magazine like you either. woof. Take more time when you're typing, Bitch, please.
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