The Official What I think You Look Like

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Whoa, hey..I forgot spiny norman. I actually like this kid, too.

 

Spiny looks very effeminate. Pouty lips, long eyelashes, long hair. He's fair-skinned and light haired, thin, medium height..(about 5'7") Poorly dressed, but he's naturally pretty. He has strange hobbies that most people don't understand at all, but he keeps up his dauntless pursuits. Also an Australian who I think is English, which means he's basically English. I wouldn't be miffed if someone called me a Swede instead of an American, so you Southern Hemisphere Englishmen can just relax about your nationality. Drink some beer-tea and fart, which spiny does also in a girly manner.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Also, I definitely know croweater will have a heart attack before me, since he's conscious of it.

[Guest croweater]

What....??

That's ridiculus. As if I would have a heart attack before a chain smokaw aa ,

 

 

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[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Well, that and I'm not cut from the cloth of people who die easily. It took three heart attacks to kill my grandpa, and he was 90. Grandma's still sharp as a tack and of sound body at 87.

 

Male members of my family on my dad's side go insane long before heart troubles can set in.

 

You very well could be a ticking time bomb, and all the healthy diets and nonsmoking can't change that. You're a med major, so you know that.

[Guest croweater]

yeah indeed. Though 3/4 of my grandparents are still alive and the only real history of anything in my family is breast cancer.

 

My Uncle was a smoker for almost everyday of his 84 year old life and it was only in his last year he had any effects from it. So I don't believe that smoking = death everytime, but it's likely enough to make me not want to try it. That and I can't get within a meter of the stuff before allergies kick in.

 

There is only one UNFORGIVABLE CARDINAL SIN OF SMOKING that I won't tolerate and that's smoking pregnant mums. If you don't want to care for it get an abortion but for CHRISTS SAKE, even you AoO wouldn't want to give birth defects to your own baby.

 

EDIT: .... and for some reason I though this was the smoking thread. First time I've ever been lost on the board.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I can't get pregnant, Doc. Were I to do so, I would indeed stop (or cut back very dramatically at the very least) for nine months. I added the parentheses because I've known plenty of kids from smoking mothers, and they were born with hands instead of flippers. Myself included.

 

I don't blow smoke in the faces of babies for fun. I do it as a duty to my employers.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Yeah no shit. Although now that I've covered pretty much everyone worth a shit, and some people who aren't, it's now a smoking thread as well. I can do that because it's my thread.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Actually, new rule. All of my threads are smoking.

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

now that I've covered pretty much everyone worth a shit

 

 

Ouch

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Fuck forgot Brujo.

 

"Hi, I'm Jimmy Carl Black, and I'm the Indian of the group."

 

there.

[EL BRUJ0]

Yeah no shit. Although now that I've covered pretty much everyone worth a shit, and some people who aren't, it's now a smoking thread as well. I can do that because it's my thread.

You changed man, it used to be about the posting!

[Slayer]

*peeks in, looks around*

 

Good, now that you've finished those losers, you can concentrate your descriptive abilities on the greatness that is me.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I really don't have the energy to make this shit up anymore. At least not right now. Heart's not into it.

[Guest Dids]

I'm new on the boards and for the most part don't post unless it's to mark out for Jeff Hardy..

 

I'm in.. if you're still doing these.

I'm not AoO, but given that limited information I'll assume you're either a 14 year old girl with too much eyeliner.

either a 14 year old girl with too much eyeliner, or what?

 

Or maybe you didn't mean to say either...

 

Well EITHER way, next time you want to blindly zing someone, make sure your sentence makes sense.

I was going to say "either a 14 year old girl with too much eyeliner or a flamming queermo" but since for once people were having a mature conversation about homosexuality in here I thought better of it.

[Guest suplexmasta]

now that I've covered pretty much everyone worth a shit

 

 

Ouch

I feel honored to at least be nominated, er, get a big "fuck you".

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hoff looks like the Kool Aid man if he were full of buttermilk, and wearing a toupee. I bet that cat's a hell of a bowler.

[Ultra Violence]

*bursts into tears after having post ignored*

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

*bursts into tears after having post ignored*

*punches you in the face for crying like a little bitch*

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

::hands you a cheeto::

[Guest ian.]

now that I've covered pretty much everyone worth a shit

 

YES! I'm finally worth something!

 

Too bad it's on a message board, but you know what? I'll take what I can get.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Vitamin X is a little cuban guy who is very lazy.

Only as of late, and I'm not particularly little, but short yeah.

 

He's hygenic, but not particularly clean, and his room is a pig sty.

 

I don't have a room, but when I did it was absolutely and totally spotless. Except for a pile of clothes in a corner. Otherwise, pretty correct.

 

A go with the flow type, nothing particularly outstanding appearance wise. He runs with a few different circles of friends, and has about 2 good ones, one of which is a girl he likes.

 

This is right on, to a certain extent. I spend a lot of time with my girlfriend and a friend or two, and everyone else are mostly just acquiatances (sp?), unless it was my life in California where I did hang out with a lot more people and was extremely social, but this is the present not the past, so it's correct.

 

He's dark all over.

 

EXTREMELY incorrect. Well, if referring to skin color or such, anyways. I'm as white as it gets, and probably whiter since I don't get out often. When I do, it's at night, but in terms of clothing I'm pretty much a black and dark blue guy, so it's either correct or extremely incorrect depending on what the dark thing is.

[Hoff]

I don't know whether to be happy I got described or sad that I got..described.

[Art Sandusky]

Describing me drains anyone who tries to do it.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Me next

[Guest Horse hockey!]

If you're up for it, I'd love to see what my wavelengths tell you.

[Guest cellardoor]

Cellardoor has to be fairly geeky.

Fairly? Psh, you're hardly giving me credit! GEEKCORE 4 LYF!

 

Glasses (contacts, at least, if she's imagine conscious), darker hair and hazel eyes.

I have both. But I only wear my glasses at home during the evenings. P.S. What's imagine conscious?

 

Also, my hair is dark (+1 for you), and my eyes are light brown (-1).

 

She wears pajama pants places other than bed, which is hot.

No.

 

She's got an alright body, and is prone to looking at herself nude in a big mirror. She stands sideways and pinches a little bit of belly. No more than a thumb and forefinger full.

I try not to look at myself at all, thanks.

 

Loves baths and muscular men.

Baths are a good stress reliever, but I'm all about lanky guys. I don't really care for muscle.

 

Her measurements are 34, 28, 36, cup size B, and she spends too much on undies and bath accessories.

Maybe in a perfect world.

 

I do spend too much money on undies and bath accessories, though.

 

Pretty much a down to earth regular chick with a dorky hobby or two.

I wish I was "regular." Would make life a lot easier, but probably boring.

 

Try three or four dorky hobbies. I'm posting on Internet forums after all

 

No kids. Kotz, hit on her.

Too late.

[Art Sandusky]

What.

[Guest Dumb Fuck]

Hilarity.

[Guest croweater]

I wish I was "regular." Would make life a lot easier, but probably boring.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAA

 

You should try eating some bran!

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

 

 

If I had a pound of meat for every inch of funny I was, I'd be having you all over

for a BBQ right now.

[spiny norman]

Whoa, hey..I forgot spiny norman. I actually like this kid, too.

 

Spiny looks very effeminate. Pouty lips, long eyelashes, long hair. He's fair-skinned and light haired, thin, medium height..(about 5'7")

I'll accept all of that, but I'm 5'11/6'.

 

Poorly dressed, but he's naturally pretty. He has strange hobbies that most people don't understand at all, but he keeps up his dauntless pursuits.

 

All true, but I am the embodiment of dress sense.

 

Also an Australian who I think is English, which means he's basically English. I wouldn't be miffed if someone called me a Swede instead of an American, so you Southern Hemisphere Englishmen can just relax about your nationality. Drink some beer-tea and fart, which spiny does also in a girly manner.

 

Apparentally I don't have an Australian accent at all and it is fairly posh, so I can see why you'd think of me as being English. And I like my beer-tea. My farts are incredibly masculine, however. I have buns of steel.