DDT 7/31 results

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

DDT 7/31 – Korakuen Hall

 

1. Daichi Kakimoto/KENSHIN/Riki Sensyu beat Mineo Fujita/Iifushi Kota/Masahiro Takahashi in 8:50 when Sensyu used a lariat on Kota.

 

2. Super Uchu Power defeated Muscle Sakai (Yoshihiro Sakai wearing Naoya Ogawa’s HUSTLE suit) in 7:20 with an ankle hold. Sakai announced after the match that he was starting MUSCLE-1 soon and would have the first show at Kitazawa Town Hall. Sakai then did the MUSCLE dance.

 

3. Iron Man Heavy Metal Title: Hollywood Hulk Ichimiya (Shoichi Ichimiya) defended his title against 4 different fans in a hilarious spectacle.

 

4. HERO!/KUDO/Futoshi Miwa/Showa-ko beat Gorgeous Matsuno/Yusuke Inokuma/Para Para Kuma-san/Poison Sawada JULIE in 15:00 when HERO! used the HERO! Splash on Para Para Kuma-san.

 

5. Handicap Match: Tomohiko Hashimoto & Seiya Morohashi defeated MIKAMI in 13:22 when Hashimoto used the X.C.T. on MIKAMI. JULIE came out after the match and ordered Para Para Kuma-san to kidnap MIKAMI which he did, but when they looked at the ladder, they left the ladder in the ring.

 

6. 3 Way Dance for the KO-D Tag Titles: Gay Machine Guns (Danshoku Dino & Glenn Spectre) beat The Akarangers (GENTARO & Takashi Sasaki) and Ryuji Ito & Sanshiro Takagi in 16:32 when Dino used the Drill-A-Hole Danshoku Driver (Dino grabbed Takagi’s dick as he drove him in the mat) on Takagi to win the titles. There was a lot of gayness here as Dino & Spectre ran wild kissing guys, Ryuji Ito used a barbed wire bat to protect himself, but was overcome by Dino. Dino announced after the match that he was going to change the name of the titles to the Gay O-D Tag Titles. Dino & Spectre dry humped each other to celebrate.

 

Here's a short summary of DDT history for those of you who are "out of the loop"

 

Let's start with the ladder, which was featured in the Mikami match. Let's go back to September 28th

 

MIKAMI’s Ladder Retirement Match for Poison Sawada JULIE’s Head – KO-D Tag League – Block B: Yoshihiro Sakai & Sanshiro Takagi [6] beat Dumboo Matsumoto (Futoshi Miwa) & Gill Nakano (Shoichi Ichimiya) [5] in 10:32 when after Takagi used a Stone Cold Stunner on Dumboo, he climbed the ladder and captured the bag with JULIE”s head. After the match, Takagi laid the bag and his Iron Man Heavy Metal Class Title down in the ring, when the lights went out and all of a sudden JULIE came out of the bag. JULIE added a lot of muscle mass to his upper body while he was recovering from his injury and as a thanks for resurrecting him from the dead, JULIE spit green mist in Sakai’s face and gave Takagi a nodowa otoshi and a MOAI of Easter, to which after that MIKAMI’s Ladder fell on Takagi and pinned him for the Iron Man Heavy Metal Class Title and became a 2-time champion.

 

After all of this, it was time for MIKAMI’s Ladder’s retirement ceremony which Misato Tate & MIKAMI presided over. ZERO-ONE sent a letter of proclamation wishing the ladder the best in its future endeavors and then Weekly Pro sent a representative and he said that the ladder would have a special piece in the next issue of Weekly Pro. After this, DDT’s ring announcer went over the ladder’s career such as being the 2-time and current Iron Man Heavy Metal Class Champion, while special music played and a video played on the Korakuen Hall video wall and after that they did a 10-bell salute for the ladder. Of course after the salute, the fans covered the ring with streamers in a class move and after that MIKAMI took his ladder and went back to the lockerroom.

 

Other things I've found on research:

 

The Iron Man Heavy Metal Title is defended 24/7

 

A frog puppet grew to human-size and won their Iron Man Heavy Metal Title, then he shrunk to puppet size and lost the belt

 

It appears that Ichimiya is doing a gimmick where he mimics various guys.

 

Their roster is here:

 

http://www.ddtpro.com/cgi-bin/allstars/pro...?tpl=list&hor=5

 

DDT or HUSTLE.. hmm..

[Mecha Mummy 0]

"Super Uchu Power defeated Muscle Sakai (Yoshihiro Sakai wearing Naoya Ogawa’s HUSTLE suit) in 7:20 with an ankle hold. Sakai announced after the match that he was starting MUSCLE-1 soon and would have the first show at Kitazawa Town Hall. Sakai then did the MUSCLE dance."

 

... God bless DDT. That's all I have to say.

[DangerousDamon 0]

That review is the funniest thing I've read all day.

[Vyce 0]

6. 3 Way Dance for the KO-D Tag Titles: Gay Machine Guns (Danshoku Dino & Glenn Spectre) beat The Akarangers (GENTARO & Takashi Sasaki) and Ryuji Ito & Sanshiro Takagi in 16:32 when Dino used the Drill-A-Hole Danshoku Driver (Dino grabbed Takagi’s dick as he drove him in the mat) on Takagi to win the titles. There was a lot of gayness here as Dino & Spectre ran wild kissing guys, Ryuji Ito used a barbed wire bat to protect himself, but was overcome by Dino. Dino announced after the match that he was going to change the name of the titles to the Gay O-D Tag Titles. Dino & Spectre dry humped each other to celebrate.

 

This is everything the Billy & Chuck tag team should have been.

[Guest DeathBecomesYou]

Ah DDT, that is some funny shit. I've got to get some more tapes of this fed.