Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 2, 2004 Report Posted August 2, 2004 I was once foolish and thought sobriety was the way to go, too. Yeah, I wonder how I ever got by before I started drinking.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 2, 2004 Report Posted August 2, 2004 Like, before I started drinking regularly, I would go to parties or social gatherings and just nurse a Bud Light, only to humor the other people there. I was a horrible loser.
1234-5678 Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Posted August 2, 2004 1. Switch to beer, period. No more hard liquor. 2. Smoke pot when you drink. You'll get fucked up quicker and won't pound so much beer if you keep your head. I'm already getting a damn gut from beer, I was hoping to switch to just hard liquor, but oh well. The "smoke pot while drinking" theory may work for me though, if I cut down on the boozing, but in the past, it has only produced violent vomiting.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 2, 2004 Report Posted August 2, 2004 Good, that'll learn you a lesson. It's how I quit.
1234-5678 Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Posted August 2, 2004 Well, I am on Day 2 of sobriety..............what's that? RAW is on tonight? Aw man, sober Raw? I am doomed...........
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 2, 2004 Report Posted August 2, 2004 Wrestling will end you, son. Don't get into that foul stuff. Huff paint first.
1234-5678 Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Posted August 2, 2004 I haven't attempted to watch Raw in quite some time, don't worry.
Damaramu Posted August 2, 2004 Report Posted August 2, 2004 Nah, I really have more fun when I'm fucked up. I was once foolish and thought sobriety was the way to go, too. I drink to.......but only at parties. And I really have about the same amount of fun drunk and sober. I only drink beer though......maybe that's it.
1234-5678 Posted August 3, 2004 Author Report Posted August 3, 2004 Well I am on day two, and I snapped on 4 people today, including a new coworker. This suuuuuuuuuuucks. There is a bottle of Seagram's 7 calling me from upstairs, this is taking a lot of willpower, kids.
1234-5678 Posted August 3, 2004 Author Report Posted August 3, 2004 Well I am on day two, and I snapped on 4 people today, including a new coworker. This suuuuuuuuuuucks. There is a bottle of Seagram's 7 calling me from upstairs, this is taking a lot of willpower, kids.
Damaramu Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Well I am on day two, and I snapped on 4 people today, including a new coworker. This suuuuuuuuuuucks. There is a bottle of Seagram's 7 calling me from upstairs, this is taking a lot of willpower, kids. Pfft.......weakling.
1234-5678 Posted August 3, 2004 Author Report Posted August 3, 2004 Nah I am doing ok on holding out. Getting off work and not immediately going out was a bit of a strain, but other then that I am ok.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 What's the over/under on JAxl making it to Friday?
1234-5678 Posted August 3, 2004 Author Report Posted August 3, 2004 Tuesday: $2 EVERYTHING at a bar around my way where the hot girl bartenders wear cutoff referee shirts............ Wednesday: 50 cent drinks and drafts as well as live music and a plethora of girls 18-25 Thursday: $1.50 bottles at my favorite local bar.....the bartenders gives me half of what I drink for free.......... Shit man, I'll have enough trouble making it through tomorrow.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 You need to make a bet with someone. If you're a notorious lush, they'll take it, you can win with some willpower, and get rewarded for your behavior. Use conditioning to your advantage, because no one likes to lose a bet.
1234-5678 Posted August 3, 2004 Author Report Posted August 3, 2004 I'm notorious for not paying off on bets if I lose (yet still feel I won), but being the biggest prick ever when I win. Nobody would be down for it.
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Weird that, thus far, I'm the only person in this thread to say something non-smarmy or suggest that he replace one vice with another. Given the kind of people who post around here, I don't find that weird at all.
PLAGIARISM! Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 I've always just thought that i was gonna get twatted throughout my 20s and slow down at 30. Update in ten years. Will I be drunk?
Guest Dids Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Here's the thing I see. The problem isn't the drinking, it's the doing stupid shit. Just stop doing things that are retarded. Then you can be one of those "I love you man" drunks. It's fun.
1234-5678 Posted August 4, 2004 Author Report Posted August 4, 2004 I never do stupid shit when I drink, I am usually the guy who is just chillin, making fun of those who cannot handle their booze. It's the last two weekend's mishaps that made me reconsider things...........maybe it's just that whiskey doesn't agree with me anymore. Anyways, tomorrow I am supposed to rehearse with this band for the first time. Any ideas on how to accomplish that sober?
Gert T Posted August 4, 2004 Report Posted August 4, 2004 Jaxl, I saw this the other day and thought about it, as my situation pretty much mirrors your scenario. My problem is that almost all the time I am hanging out with my friends there is drinking involved, so that does make it tough. My advice, which isn't fool proof, is to identify the days of the week you always drink, then see if you can drop one, and DO NOT drink on other days. Here's my week, usually. Sunday - Usually do not drink, may change during football season. Monday - I usually drink a fair amount while watching wrestling/MNF. Tuesday - Fricker's for wings & beer. This may happen every other week though. Wednesday - No real specials lots of people going out this day. Thursday - $ 1.99 36 ounce beers at Burrito Loco, so lots of beer is consumed. Friday - I try not to drink this night, since I do enough during the week. Saturday - Lock the women & children away! So if I usually drink Monday/Thursday/Saturday each week, I try to only do it one other day during the week, although it does not always work out so well.
1234-5678 Posted August 4, 2004 Author Report Posted August 4, 2004 Sunday: Only during football season, and maybe WWE PPVs if someone orders, especially during the Rumble or Wrestlemania. Monday: During the rare occasions I watch Raw, I might have a couple. If the Eagles play MNF, then definitely. Tuesday: Almost never, unless we get a case and plop down on my friend's deck, but that is very very rare these days. Wednesday: Stopped for a while, but recently started going back to this place around our way because of the 50 cent drinks and the load of girls that chill there. Thursday: Every week I go to the bar around the corner cause me and my boys know all the people, and I get hooked up with plenty of free beers. Friday: Every week. Party or bar or both. Saturday: Every week. Party or bar or both or 3PW or all of the above.
1234-5678 Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Posted August 5, 2004 I've made it through day 4, rehearsal was cancelled.
Guest Retro Rob Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 I've made it through day 4, rehearsal was cancelled. You lucky bastard, heh? I was supposed to drink tonight too, but shit happened. Oh well, guess I'll wait until Friday night. That's gonna be one hell of a day. 8 hours of working hand and hand with my boss for a 200 case shipment. God help me, break out the liquor.
1234-5678 Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Posted August 5, 2004 And the experiment ends at 4 days 4 hours. Sure rehearsal was cancelled, but........I wanted to come up with some new material. And what do writers do? Drink. I just started my first Seagrams and Coke, and I am attempting to get into Radiohead here, after an awful experience with Death Cab For Cutie. Anyways, wish me luck.
PLAGIARISM! Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 Alarmingly, whilst I don't consider myself dependent, I think I would be snapping on people about as quick as you did, especially after work.
godthedog Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 last week i drank every night for six days. that's WAY over my record, which is i think once every 4-5 months.
Kinetic Posted August 6, 2004 Report Posted August 6, 2004 I basically had to give up large portions of my social life a few months ago because I can't get drunk around large groups of people without saying or doing something totally embarrassing and offensive to everyone around me.
1234-5678 Posted August 6, 2004 Author Report Posted August 6, 2004 I somehow managed to spend $60 at a bar last night. Excuse me while I go slap myself in the forehead quite a few times.
Lord of The Curry Posted August 6, 2004 Report Posted August 6, 2004 That was quick. Better luck next time.
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