LaParkaYourCar Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Evolution is a listerine, pocket change that no one sees. Mr. Polk teaches history. Todays a bong ego, Harry Carey camel-toe. I see the line in the sand... No, no, no. Evolution is a pissed Marine. Get it right, son I thought Evolution was vivid tangerine. Too many syllables.
iliketurtles Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Could any of you guys possibly give me an update on what has happened tonight? I just tuned in. Kane's not going to buy Lita a dishwasher. I'm going to take a guess and say Raw has sucked so far.
razazteca Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Flair calls out Benoit. Hm Flair does not like the headbutt.
NYU Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 ... Kane is NOT Al Bundy! But that little fantasy exchange got a few chuckles from me. "A gigantic, lard-assed jobber rolled out from behind the curtains today...said he needed a new gimmick. I told him to stand on his head, roll up in tinsel, put a star on his BUTT and become the newer, fatter, uglier Christmas Creature!" "Ugh, I just don't know what's been worse ......getting burned to a crisp in my parents funeral parlor and finding out my brother was the one who set the fire....having my girlfriend die in a terrible car crash, then getting accused of raping her afterwards....or selling women's shoes!"
Exslade ZX Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Holy crap Batista's oiled like woa...how he's gonna pull a move off without slipping, is just like..yea..(well a move on teh ropes)
DerangedHermit Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Why is Dave extra greasy tonight? Ask Patterson.
Guest Staravenger Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 ... Kane is NOT Al Bundy! But that little fantasy exchange got a few chuckles from me. "A gigantic, lard-assed jobber rolled out from behind the curtains today...said he needed a new gimmick. I told him to stand on his head, roll up in tinsel, put a star on his BUTT and become the newer, fatter, uglier Christmas Creature!" "Ugh, I just don't know what's been worse ......getting burned to a crisp in my parents funeral parlor and finding out my brother was the one who set the fire....having my girlfriend die in a terrible car crash, then getting accused of raping her afterwards....or selling women's shoes!" :lol: Al Bundy style jokes = classic.
Exslade ZX Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Damn...I just wanna see Flair shout "OK DAMNIT, STOP!"
Guest JMA Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Weird. That WCW/Ian Rotten fan is also a big Flair mark. That confirms my "wacko" suspicion.
Drury37 Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Flair is humping the air like never before here. Thanks.
Guest Quik Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Batista could probly slide stomach first across the ring with no problem. Christ.
DerangedHermit Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Batista: "You're never gonna get me! See ya next year!"
razazteca Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Why is Dave extra greasy tonight? Ask Patterson. Any second now I expect Dave to start singing Go Grease Lightning Go!
iliketurtles Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam?
ChrisMWaters Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 By the way, I don't know if you guys can tell, but there's a bulls-eye/gun target sight by the 4 in "4 Real" Hint of things to come, or just coincidence?
Guest Staravenger Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? It's that Summertime Blues song or whatever it's called.
LaParkaYourCar Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? San Antonio...and the SSlam theme song was announced a couple of weeks ago as "Summertime Blues" by Rush.
Exslade ZX Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? That Rush song has been the themesong for a while...
Drury37 Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 That guy with the WCW t-shirt on definitely has a WCW Ric Flair wrestling buddy. Thanks.
DerangedHermit Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? San Antonio...and the SSlam theme song was announced a couple of weeks ago as "Summertime Blues" by Rush. more like summertime boos amirite?
Exslade ZX Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? San Antonio...and the SSlam theme song was announced a couple of weeks ago as "Summertime Blues" by Rush. more like summertime boos amirite? *slap slap for the bad joke
AndrewTS Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? San Antonio...and the SSlam theme song was announced a couple of weeks ago as "Summertime Blues" by Rush. more like summertime boos amirite? Worst Rush song ever. Yes, I did hear their *last* album.
iliketurtles Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Shows you what I get for not watching.
Guest Quik Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 "By the way, I don't know if you guys can tell, but there's a bulls-eye/gun target sight by the 4 in "4 Real" Hint of things to come, or just coincidence?" What, they're gonna shoot him?
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