Getting to know each other better

[Jingus 0]

Best international match you've ever seen: what's an international?

They mean Japs.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

First name: Darren

Last name: Ferrato

Old Smarkboard name: snoot

Age: 20

From: Toronto, ON

Music genre: Jazzy Folk

Fav drug: mushrooms

Fav alcholic drink: 2/3 Raspberry Vodka 1/3 sunny delight

Fav movie: SLC Punk

Fav wrestler: Raven, Jeff Hardy, Christian, DDP, Chris Jericho

Fav series of matches: None

Brand of cigarettes: Shh, I'm trying to quit

Fav site (wrestling or not): hotmail.com

Newsletter subscriber?: No

fav writer: Bill Nye

Who promises the most?: Penis enlargement commercials

Who promises the least: McDonalds

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF

Best international match you've ever seen: I don't watch any

Past post count title: What? You mean like that Jeff Hardy mark thing I used to have?

Fav poster: Milky

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): I watch porn sometimes, but not enough to know their names.

Fav wrestling bitch: Maria

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Inside Joke

[Retard Girl 0]

Best international match you've ever seen: what's an international?

They mean Japs.

 

 

you mean, there's a world outside the US?

[Jingus 0]

It's weird looking back on all the people I haven't heard from in years. There's like a 3-to-1 ratio of people who've vanished into the mists of time compared to us losers who hung around. Whatever happened to Tony149 and Jaw Bower, anyway?

Looking around in the odd corners of the board, I found Tony149. He's still here, but all he does is post in the OAOAST folder. He never comes out to do anything else. I don't know whether to be impressed at his long-term determination or appalled at the shocking waste of it all.

[Slayer 0]

Music genre: metal, baby

Tread carefully, from here ye shall be judged

[Retard Girl 0]

*looks up a spiffy judgement quote*

 

 

"Feeling without judgment is a washy draught indeed; but judgment untempered by feeling is too bitter and husky a morsel for human deglutition."

[Copper Feel 0]

First name: Adam.

 

Last name: Gilbert.

 

Old Smarkboard name: Wasn't there.

 

Age: 16.

 

From: Wiltshire, England.

 

Music genre: I suppose that most of the music I listen to would fall under the all encompassing title of "rock".

 

Fav drug: Never tried any.

 

Fav alcholic drink: WKD is the only alchohol I can stand.

 

Fav movie: V for Vendetta.

 

Fav wrestler: Stone Cold Steve Austin was my favourite when I watched.

 

Fav series of mtches: Mitsuharu Misawa .vs. Jumbo Tsurata.

 

Brand of cigarettes: I don't smoke.

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): This one.

 

Newsletter subscriber?: No.

 

fav writer: George Orwell.

 

Who promises the most?: Tony Blair.

 

Who promises the least: Mohammed.

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: I held WCW in the greatest esteem.

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Erm, Kenta Kobashi .vs. Stan Hansen, some time in July or August of 1993 I think.

 

Past post count title: I've no idea.

 

Fav poster: The one for the first Rocky movie that I have on my wall.

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): Tiger Juggs.

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Trish Stratus.

 

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: "Cock shots" and "The Bible is literally true" showcase the disparity of what you'll find at this forum well, and were both created by the same poster to boot.

[luke-o 0]

Meh, I've got nothing better to do.

 

First name: Luke

 

Last name: Owen

 

Old Smarkboard name: Wasn't there.

 

Age: 22

 

From: Reading, England.

 

Music genre: I don't like to limit myself to labels, but at the moment, any band with a female lead vocal is in my good books.

 

Fav drug: Weed I guess, but I gave that shit up

 

Fav alcholic drink: Kronenburg, Fosters or Carlsberg

 

Fav movie: Clerks

 

Fav wrestler: Raven

 

Fav series of mtches: No clue.

 

Brand of cigarettes: Marlboro lights when I do smoke.

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): Facebook, it's the only other website I check other than this one.

 

Newsletter subscriber?: No.

 

fav writer: No clue.

 

Who promises the most?: Vince Russo

 

Who promises the least: Too tired to think of one.

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: ECW

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Never watched that many in all honesty.

 

Past post count title: One Knee Slapping Reason To Watch Smackdown

 

Fav poster: k thx, Venkman, Throth, AndrewTS, Slayer

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): Kerry Marie

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Mickie James, Shelly Martinez

 

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Anything that wasn't started by me.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

First name: Nope

 

Last name: Nope

 

Old Smarkboard name: Evander Holyfields Missing Ear

 

Age: 20

 

From: Calgary, Alberta

 

Music genre: Hip Hop

 

Fav drug: Chronic

 

Fav alcholic drink: Beer

 

Fav movie: Do The Right Thing

 

Fav wrestler: MVP

 

Fav series of mtches: The Rock/HHH

 

Brand of cigarettes: Don't smoke

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): mmajunkie.com

 

Newsletter subscriber?: No

 

fav writer: Nope

 

Who promises the most?: What the fuck?

 

Who promises the least: What the fuck?

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what: WWE

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Not a big fan of international wrestling

 

Past post count title: I don't fucking know

 

Fav poster: Anyone who posts in the MMA portion of the forum

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): Nicole Narain

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Queen Sharmell

 

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: There are a lot of e-stalkers here.

 

[Copper Feel 0]

EMHE, that was terrible even by your lofty standards, hang down your head in shame.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Guys,

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Wow, this board had someone from else my city years ago. That's about all I have to add to this.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I'll answer the questions I have the slightest interest in.

 

First name: Gene

 

Last name: Silverman

 

Old Smarkboard name: Agent of Oblivion

 

Age: 25

 

From: Huntington, IN

 

Music genre: Doom and drone.

 

Fav drug: LSD, by far.

 

Fav alcholic drink: Appleton reserve rum.

 

Fav movie: Either Fargo or UHF.

 

Fav wrestler: Earthquake.

 

Brand of cigarettes: Camel

 

fav writer: I'm assuming this means fiction. Kerouac, I guess.

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Ali vs. Frazier III, if that counts.

 

Past post count title: can't remember.

 

Fav poster: Mole

 

 

[Smartly Pretty 0]

First name: Harry

 

Last name: I'd rather not.

 

Old Smarkboard name: I don't even think I was alive for the old Smarkboard.

 

Age: 15, 16 a month from now

 

From: Bergen County, New Jersey, but I live in Jacksonville Florida now.

 

Music genre: "Well you can keep the punk rock, ska, rap, and house, fuck me, I'm twee!"

 

Fav drug: Don't do them.

 

Fav alcholic drink: Only gotten drunk once. Beer is kind of cool. I had some of that iced tea stuff, and that was, like, delicious, but I think drinking it makes me a giant pussy.

 

Fav movie: Anchorman.

 

Fav wrestler: My school's wrestling team just got disbanded for hazing. How rad is that?

 

Fav series of mtches: Pfffft.

 

Brand of cigarettes: Don't smoke.

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): Facebook

 

Newsletter subscriber?: No.

 

fav writer: Chuck Klosterman. Or Mario Puzo.

 

Who promises the most?: Miracle Blade Knife Set guy.

 

Who promises the least: I don't promise much.

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF?

 

Best international match you've ever seen: I don't know, I haven't watched wrestling in a long time.

 

Past post count title: Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!

 

Fav poster: Milky's pretty dope. Alkeiper is up there.

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): I don't know names, I just enter phrases into limewire.

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Keibler always seemed nice.

 

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: I think I sort of am a newcomer.

 

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Not that it matters almost 6 years later, but I'm pretty sure "favourite writer" is about wrestling writers, not authors or what have you. Of course, you're free to answer the questions however you feel fit, but if Guest_Maurizio C... Version 2_* comes looking in here for answers, he might be a bit confused.

[Guest rockaustin]

First name: Aydin

 

Last name: Sevimli

 

Old Smarkboard name: none. I posted at wrestlingtalks as rockaustin/kazoo

 

Age: 22

 

From: Simsbury, CT

Music genre: Metal mainly

 

Fav drug: t'weeds

Fav alcholic drink: I don't drink because it all tastes like crap but I can tolerate red wine

 

Fav movie: Forrest Gump

 

Fav wrestler: RVD

 

Fav series of matches: RVD vs Jerry Lynn or TLC

 

Brand of cigarettes: Marlboro/Camel

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): aydiniscool.com

 

Newsletter subscriber?: No

 

fav writer: Foley

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: 92-2001 WWF, ECW all years, ROH from what I have seen so far

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Some Kaientai match from Junior Cup from some year

 

Fav poster: All I know so far is Anya

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): Aneta Keys

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Mickie James

 

 

 

[The Niggardly King 0]

First name: Jason

 

Last name: Flagg

 

Old Smarkboard name: Never had one

 

Age: 20

 

From: Lakewood, CA

 

Music genre: A Touch Of Everything

 

Fav drug: Back when I did drugs I liked Acid and Opium the most

 

Fav alcholic drink: Back when I drunk, I liked 'em all

 

Fav movie: Oldboy

 

Fav wrestler: Eddie Guerrero

 

Brand of cigarettes: Don't smoke, when I smoked it was only cigars

 

fav writer: Richard Matheson

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Fedor vs Cro Cop

 

Past post count title: What the fuck is that?

 

Fav poster: My Pal, the Tortoise

[Guest Skye Sweetnam]

Maurizio C... lolz. That brings back memories when this board wasn't quite as shitty.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

[Vampiro69 0]

First name: Jason

 

Last name: Fagg

 

Old Smarkboard name: Never had one

 

Age: 20

 

From: Lakewood, CA

 

Music genre: A Touch Of Everything

 

Fav drug: Back when I did drugs I liked Acid and Opium the most

 

Fav alcholic drink: Back when I drunk, I liked 'em all

 

Fav movie: Oldboy

 

Fav wrestler: Eddie Guerrero

 

Brand of cigarettes: Don't smoke, when I smoked it was only cigars

 

fav writer: Richard Matheson

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Fedor vs Cro Cop

 

Past post count title: What the fuck is that?

 

Fav poster: My Pal, the Tortoise

 

Your last name is Fagg?

 

[The Niggardly King 0]

Oh fuck... shitty L key.

[Red Baron 0]

First name: Steven

 

Last name: Simon

 

Old Smarkboard name: Never had one

 

Age: 22

 

From: Port Colborne, Ont. Currently residing in Fort McMurray, Alberta and St. Catharines, Ontario.

 

Music genre: Metal, Rap, Country.

 

Fav drug: None

 

Fav alcholic drink: Skyy Vodka and Jim Bean Bourbon

 

Fav movie: Star Wars: A New Hope

 

Fav wrestler: Chris Benoit, Ultimo Dragon

 

Brand of cigarettes: Colts

 

fav writer: um.....

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Liger vs Sasuke

 

Past post count title: Goddess

 

Fav poster: Czech, CanadianChris, CanadianGuitarist, King