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I must say that this day has gotten off to an interesting start. I woke up this morning expecting to go to my girlfriends place for lunch. Before I jump in the shower I went to the living room to check to see if my mom had left me any notes, because sometimes she tells me stuff that I need to do. I get to the computer and see a notebook, and on top there's a note that says "Your License Tag is gone off your car".

 

Thinking this is a bad joke, I run outside to see if that's the case, and lo and behold my tag is gone. The only thing that I could think of being the reason it's gone is that there was a car jacking at my work yesterday. An older couple left the keys in the ignition, and a man jumped in it, backed it up, a woman got in, and then left. If that's the case, I hope the motherfuckers wreck off a bridge then. Or get shot up Bonnie and Clyde Style

style.

 

 

*Edit* It's my 2600th post. Yay me!

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This happened to my wife, she got her plates stolen (not her car) and the car that her plates were put on was used in a bank robbery...sure enough the cops questioned her immediately, but right before they came to our house she had called in to report her plates stolen, so it all worked out...

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I think the rule is that more than one shitty thing has to happen to qualify for a "what a day post". Please find more about your day that sucked.

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You MOM stole your License tag. Here's a simple four step plan to fix it.

 

1. By a Gun

2. Shoot your mom.

3. Go to jail.

4. Post on TSM from Jail to increase the amount of gay jokes in the HD folder.

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