Amalgamated Spoon

[Slayer 0]

And no, I don't care what you think

[Guest Scotzenjunge]

I have twelve threads for me right now. Och Aye the Noo.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Do you think your lack of wanking could be part of the reason as to why you have not been sleeping?

This has been happening for nearly a month.

[Art Sandusky 0]

It's fun having a whole folder dedicated to me.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Good one.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Have you ever had any gimmick accounts?

 

If so, please reveal them. I need to add their profiles to my favorites.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

He was Human Jukebox.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I refuse to reveal my gimmick account. It went over like a flaming Bible in Rome.

[Art Sandusky 0]

And it wasn't Human Jukebox.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

What the fuck did I miss?

[Guest Vitamin X]

ah what the hell

[Art Sandusky 0]

To Kotz V: Electric Jive would have been so much better. Last time we let George Lucas name these films.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

holy shit, the fucking JOKE is over.

 

It saddens me to see that you didn't recognize this. You are now officially the worst poster in TSM history. Fuck off.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Combining threads makes things weird.

 

Furthermore, ban anyone who starts another one of these goddamn things.

[Guest Vitamin X]

holy shit, the fucking JOKE is over.

It was never funny to begin with.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Now it'll be just be one thread what with all of them merging..

[Art Sandusky 0]

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Agent is combining all the Kotz threads into one huge, nonsensical Kotz thread.

 

And then he's putting it in Classics.

[Art Sandusky 0]

That is going to be so confusing.

[Slayer 0]

The greatest thread in the history of all threads!

[Art Sandusky 0]

Jesus, might as well call it "The One and Only Confusing Thread Whose Only Common Subject is Kotz."

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I prefer "Amalgamated Spoon"

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ooh, flashy.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Edit the subject's title to say that.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

That took about three cigarettes time to do. Longer than I figured.

 

The mule walking in circles to drive the system's server is probably ready to drop.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Only now, at the end, does the thread become somewhat coherent.

[The Mandarin 0]

Too weird.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

What the fuck?