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Guest JHawk

Lou Thesz

 

A true true legend

Taken away from this earth

This sleeper's on me!

 

Next...Vince McMahon

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Guest treble charged

Vince McMahon:

 

Hates the term "Wrestling".

So he went and created

Sportz Entertainment.

 

Next:  Kane

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Guest goodhelmet

Burned by big brother

mask stolen by former friend

His life really sucks

 

Next: Harley Race

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Guest areacode212

Harley Race

Won title often.

And pioneered table spot.

Sabu can suck it.

 

Next up: Wendi Richter.

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You couldn't do Harley Race:(

 

Filthy white trash skank

Not good enough to be one

of godfather's hos

 

 

Next :Harley Race

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Guest areacode212

Harley Race (again)

Screamed "It's Vader Time!"

Until 1995.

Owen spiked my food.

 

Next up: Adam Bomb

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Guest goodhelmet

yellow eyes, muscle

with harvey whippleman there

too bad, had no talent

 

Next: Demolition

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Guest FakeRazor

Demolition

 

Cool back in the day

now look like bondage masters

Awesome tag team champs

 

Next: Mabel

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Guest goodhelmet

fat ass, slow as shit

why was he king of the ring?

blonde mohawk looks dumb

 

next: tito santana

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Tito Santana

"Chico" Santana,

as Jesse liked to call him,

was dumped by Martel

 

Next up: early-90s WWF!

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Guest goodhelmet

stupid gimmicks that

undermined great ring work and

made our sport a joke

 

Next: Tom Zenk

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Tom Zenk:

 

Brain Pillman's friend.

Spoke his mind on Meltzer's show

Called in all the time.

 

Next:  Stephanie McMahon

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Guest FakeRazor

Stephanie McMahon

 

Wasting TV time

Bottom feeding trash bag whore

Boning Hunter Hearst

 

Next: Goldust

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Guest goodhelmet

platinum wig on

booker t is not funny

I hope he retires

 

Next: Booker T

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Guest Some Guy

Booker T:

 

Dreadlocks, Side kicks, Smart

Now can you dig it Sucka?

His brother sucks ass

 

next: Bret hart

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Guest goodhelmet

kicked hard in the head

dysfunctional family

hates Vince with gusto

 

 

Next: Spike Dudley

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

Really little guy

Usually underdog

European champ

 

Next: Goldberg!

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Guest goodhelmet

kicked bret in the head

collecting a fat paycheck

streak ended by Nash?

 

 

Next: Arn Anderson

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Guest areacode212

Arn Anderson

One of the Horsemen.

Fearsome tag team champion.

Benoit's manager?

 

Next up: "Sensational" Sherri!!

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Guest JHawk

Sensational Sherri

 

Called Scary Sherri

Makeup an atrocity

Heenan thinks she's hot?

 

Next...Bobby Heenan

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Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

Gave a clever name

to Tatanka's finisher:

the "Papoose-to-Go".

 

Next up: Akira Hokuto

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Guest goodhelmet

star of the dreamslams

bloody against kandori

northern lights bomb finish

 

 

Next: Rick Rude

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"Ravishing" Rick Rude

Wife of the druggie,

had her likeness on his tights,

then slapped him for it.

 

Next up: Craig DeGeorge

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Guest JHawk

Craig DeGeorge

 

Coined the term "dark match"

Acted like Todd Pettingill

XFL called him

 

Next...Paul Heyman

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Guest FakeRazor

Paul Heyman

A great booker but

a bad money manager

better than Lawler!

 

Next:Bill Watts

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Guest goodhelmet

doctor death and gordy

cannot fly off the top rope

his son eric sucked

 

 

Next: Chyna

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Guest Some Guy

Chyna:

 

No talent dumb Bitch

Has big fake tits, quite ugly

she beat Jericho?

 

Next: Y2J

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Guest treble charged

Alex Wright:

 

Was a dancing fool

with pal Disco Inferno.

Then became Berlyn.

 

next:  Molly Holly

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