Guest FakeRazor Report post Posted April 28, 2002 In case your not familiar. A Haiku is a type of Japanese poem where the first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7, and the third has 5. It's only 3 lines. It doesn't have to rhyme at all or anything. After the poem just name another wrestler to be haiku-ized, just like in the theme game. For Example: I'll start: Jake Roberts: He's drunk off his ass Snake was squashed by Earthquake Has done two with toys Next: Big Show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Inspired by his match on Heat against Stevie Richards and Justin Credible. Double superkick Does not phase this giant ass Make extreme team job Next up: Kurt Angle! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FakeRazor Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Kurt Angle Beautiful Moonsault Olympic Gold Medalist Oh, It's true, it's true! Next: Hulk Hogan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Great Wesuke Report post Posted April 28, 2002 What'cha gonna do When HulkaMania runs Wild on you... Brother? Next: Ric Flair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 28, 2002 To be the man, Whoo You gotta beat the man, WHOO! Four Horsemen break legs Next: Big SHow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Big Show Son of the Giant? nWo again He's worse than before Next up: Eddy Guerrero! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Frog splashing Rudo drinking, drugging, car crashing Eddy~! still kicks ass next: Benoit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Rabid Wolverine The Best Worker in the World Zero Charisma Next: Kevin nash Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Seven foot Monster Horrible worker, but tall he sucks Vince's ass Next: Hulk Hogan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Big in the 80s Politicing no good jerk Now, really bad tan next: Maven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Maven Needs eyebrow plucking But still gets cheers from the chicks How does he do it? Next up: Vince Russo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Dumb Overbooking Mae Young's pregnancy angle Ugly unibrow next: Barry horrowitz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Barry Horowitz "Horowitz wins!" had smarks marking out for Barry. Best jobber ever. next up: Daffney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 28, 2002 screaming lunatic wasn't very attractive out of a job now? Next: Hurricane... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted April 28, 2002 (she was recently called up for WWF tryouts, btw) Hurricane Helms Went from bad singer to hero with a sidekick. No vertebreaker? Next up: Jerry "The King" Lawler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Jerry Lawler: A horny old man His younger wife dumped his ass For some guy named "Dupp" next: Lance Storm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 29, 2002 storm Canaidian guy likes to be serious for a minute, workrate Next: Macho Man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted April 29, 2002 Macho Man: Oooh yeah, Macho Man Randy Savage likes to step into a SlimJim Next: Tatanka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FakeRazor Report post Posted April 29, 2002 Tatanka Undefeated streak annoying, shrieking music decent in ring skills. Next: Honky Tonk Man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Great Wesuke Report post Posted April 29, 2002 Got pink cadillac, Got the Colonol in the back. Elvis Presley who? Next: Rockabilly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted April 29, 2002 Rockabilly He thought his career had sunk to an all-time low. Here comes Mr. Ass. Next up: Bart Gunn (great thread, FakeRazor) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 29, 2002 My name's Bart Gunn, I Won the Brawl for All contest Butterbean killed me Next: Jim Ross Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted April 29, 2002 Jim Ross is so fat He cannot sit in his chair. Lose some weight fat ass Next: Ricky Steamboat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted April 29, 2002 the dragon flies high but never reaches the top the belt eludes him. next: Yokozuna Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted April 29, 2002 Yokozuna: Champ for a minute Mr. Fuji challenged Hulk Salt missed, Yoko lost Next: Road Dogg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted April 29, 2002 "Road Dogg" Jesse Jammes "Oh, you didn't know" was a catchphrase that made no sense. Please stop breakdancing. (RD pronounced "didn't" as 1 syllable, so I do too) Next up: David Arquette Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 29, 2002 David Arquette is the worst World Title holder EVER! Should be shot! Next: Eric Bischoff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted April 29, 2002 Eric Bischoff He never shut up about "Where the Big Boys Play". Now he's with Matrats. Next up: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted April 29, 2002 HBK: He ain't your boy toy, Or so his music told us. Fell asleep backstage. Scott Hall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted April 29, 2002 I like pills and booze And no selling finishers make the boys angry Next: Lou Thesz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
