Real F'n Show's WWE Booking

[Guest Real F'n Show]

This won't be completely realistic, as I have a few ideas that are a bit unrealistic in WWE standards, but otherwise, I'll try to keep it fairly realistic. I'll be starting at this year's Summerslam and using all the matches that have been announced. From there on it will be my booking of the WWE. Summerslam up shortly.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

At Summerslam in Toronto:

 

In the opening match, John Cena def. Booker T cleanly in the first match of a Best of 5 Series for the US Title. Cena leaves with the title. Nice little opener as Cena gets the crowd into the show. He beats Booker with the F-U after some nice action.

 

La Resistance def. Rhyno and Tajiri to retain the World Tag Team Titles. Conway used the ropes to pin Tajiri. Rhyno and Tajiri dominated the whole match, but La Resistance has to resort to cheating to pin their opponents.

 

Paul London, Billy Kidman, and Rey Mysterio def. Buh Buh Ray, D-Von and Spike Dudley in a 6-man tag match. Spike tags out everytime Rey gets in the ring, and the Dudleys control most of the match. The faces rally late however, and Kidman pins D-Von with the shooting star press. After the match, the Dudleys attack the faces, eventually 3Ding Rey through a table, much to Spike's delight.

 

Batista def. Jericho and Edge in a triple threat match to win the IC Title. Decent little match. Ending sees Edge and Batista both down, and Jericho trying to decide who to pin. He goes over to Edge and puts him in the Walls of Jericho instead. Batista clotheslines Jericho from behind and gives him the Batista Bomb to win the belt.

 

Till Death Do Us Part Match: Matt Hardy def. Kane. Kane destroys Matt in this match, at one point doing the Chokeslam off the top through the announce table that Shane McMahon took from the Undertaker a few years back. Lita begs Kane to stop the match, but Kane continues on. He's about to pin Matt when Lita gets in the ring and jumps on Kane's back. Kane doesn't want to hurt her because of the baby, but he turns right into a superkick from Shawn Michaels! HBK rolls Matt on top of Kane for the win.

 

Heavyweight Title Match: The Undertaker def. JBL via DQ, JBL retains the title. Craptastic match here, with Undertaker mostly controlling, except when Orlando Jordan interfered. Taker fought Jordan off though, and was about to pin JBL with the tombstone, when the lights went off. They come back on as Heidenreich is in the ring, and Paul Heyman is at ringside. Heidenreich gives Taker his finisher as the ref calls for the DQ. JBL and Orlando Jordan leave as Heidenreich continues to destroy Taker.

 

Eugene def. Triple H cleanly. Triple H and Eugene have an actual back and forth match, with Triple H being surprised at points by Eugene's strength. The ref gets bumped and Triple H busts Eugene open with the sledgehammer. Triple H goes to the well one too many times though, and ends up getting busted open himself from a sledgehammer shot from Eugene. Trips fights back and destroys Eugene as the ref recovers. Triple H goes for the Pedigree, but Eugene uses the pin counter that HBK used at Summerslam 2002 to pin the Game. After the match, Flair and Batista come down and lay a beating on Eugene, until a bandaged Regal makes the save! Evolution takes care of him too however, as it's 3 on 2. Suddenly the Rock comes out to a huge pop! He clears the ring of Evolution and checks on Eugene.

 

Eddie def. Angle. Great match here, although not topping their WM match in terms of work. The heat is better though. Finish sees Eddie try for the Frogsplash, but Luther Reigns distracts him. Angle then tries to run up the ropes and give Eddie a belly to belly, but Eddie kicks Luther off the apron and pushes Angle back down to the mat, hard. Eddie then comes off with the Frogsplash to pin Angle. After the match, Kurt isn't moving, as Chioda does the "X" calling for paramedics. Angle is hauled off in an ambulance as Eddie looks concerned.

 

Main Event: Orton def. Benoit by submission (sorta). Great 30 minute main event here, with Benoit carrying Orton to his best match yet. Ending sees Benoit lock Orton in the sharpshooter to a huge pop. Orton somehow reverses the move though, drawing tons of heat for using the sharpshooter. Benoit nearly gets to the ropes, when Vince McMahon makes his way out and calls for the bell. Randy Orton is the new World Champion following the Survivor Series screwjob finish. Vince and Orton celebrate the victory to tons of heat from the Canadian fans. Suddenly BRET HART jumps Vince from behind!!! Orton gets the hell out of there as Bret locks Vince in the sharpshooter and the fans go CRAZY. Vince taps out like a madman but Bret isn't letting go. Eventually Vince passes out as Bret releases the hold. He and Benoit hug as Summerslam goes off the air.

 

Raw coming soon.

[The Mandarin 0]

The booking for Kane/Matt Hardy sounds pretty good, I can see that going down. Rock and Bret Hart returning would be insane. I don't wanna get my hopes up, though.

 

Good stuff, I hope the actual show turns out something like that. That would be worth the assload of dolla-dolla I paid for this event.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

The following night on Raw:

 

We open up backstage with Triple H and Evolution staring down Randy Orton who is with Vince. Randy tells Triple H he's sorry that he has to leave Evolution, but he's moving on to bigger and better things now. Triple H says he understands, and the only thing that's on his mind tonight is Eugene.

 

Victoria def. Jazz to become the #1 Contender to the Women's Title at Unforgiven.

 

Orton and Vince cut a long promo, leading to Benoit making his way out. Benoit retells the history of Vince and Bret, and how the history was retold last night with another victim. Benoit says that he deserves a rematch. Orton says he doesn't have to defend the belt until Unforgiven, and even then, it doesn't have to be against Benoit. Vince agrees with Orton, but tells Benoit that if he can beat an opponent of his choosing tonight, he'll have Orton at Unforgiven.

 

Backstage again, and Kane is going beserk, destroying staff members left and right.

 

Rhyno def. Sylvan Grenier via Gore. Short match that the crowd wasn't really into.

 

The new IC Champ Batista is out next. He challenges anyone in the back to a non-title match, and if they can beat him, he'll give them a shot at the IC Title at Unforgiven. Stevie Richards accepts the challenge, and is promptly destroyed by Batista. Batista still has no match at Unforgiven.

 

Triple H promo up next. He basically says that Eugene has no place beating him last night, and claims to be one of the greatest wrestlers to ever step foot in this ring. Triple H says that Eugene is lucky not to be here tonight, because he would be destroyed by Evolution. And this time the Rock wouldn't be able to save him. Right on cue, the Rock's music hits to a HUGE pop. Triple H says this doesn't concern the Rock. Rock says it damn well DOES concern him, because Triple H won't leave the Rock's friend alone. The Rock goes on to say that The Rock may not be Eugene's favorite wrestler, but Eugene is damn sure The Rock's favorite. Suddenly Regal attacks Triple H from behind. Triple H tries to roll out of the ring for safety, but walks right into a right hand from the Rock. Batista and Flair run out as we have a pier 5 brawl.

 

In the main event, Benoit def. Kane to get a shot at Orton's title at Unforgiven. Kane is revealed as Vince's opponent, and it's hyped that he is severly pissed off about last night. Another HBK run in leads to Kane being superkicked once again, and Benoit gets the Crossface on Kane for the submission win. After the match, Kane leaves through the crowd, going after HBK. Meanwhile, Orton runs in and beats down on Benoit. BRET HART makes the save however, and runs Orton off, before grabbing a mic. Bret says that Orton may have Vince in his corner at Unforgiven, but Benoit is going to have Bret Hart in his corner! Raw goes off the air with Bret and Benoit staring down Vince and Orton.

 

Smackdown is up next.

[natey2k4 0]

Looking great so far.

 

One tip, would be to bold the matches/segment titles. like Taker vs JBL, bold it. It makes it easier on the eyes, and more people will read it IMO. Good luck, and great job so far.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

Smackdown:

 

The show opens with a promo from Paul Heyman and Heidenreich. Paul basically says that Heidenreich needed to cement his spot as a monster, and what a better way to do it, then to attack the Undertaker. A gong interrupts the promo, but Undertaker is nowhere to be seen. Heyman is too scared to continue the promo, and he and Heidenreich leave.

 

Spike Dudley def. Nunzio to retain the cruiserweight title. D-Von comes down to the ring to distract the ref as Buh Buh Ray gives Nunzio his finisher. Spike gets the win.

 

Eddie comes out and he wants to apologize to Kurt and his family. Cole tells everyone that Kurt is paralyzed from the neck down and will never wrestle again. Luther Reigns comes out and accepts Eddie's apology on behalf of Angle.

 

RVD and Charlie Haas def. Mark Jindrak and Rene Dupree. Van Dam pins Dupree with the 5 star in a decent tag match.

 

Meanwhile, Heyman and Heidenreich leave the arena in a limo, as Paul looks around to make sure Undertaker isn't near.

 

London and Kidman def. Chavo and Noble to retain the tag titles in a great 15 minute match.

 

JBL comes out to cut a promo. He says that at Summerslam, he retained his title against the biggest man on Smackdown, and that he's unstoppable. Suddenly the returning Big Show comes out to correct him, to a big pop. JBL tries to cheapshot the Big Show, but Big Show grabs him for a chokeslam. Orlando Jordan attacks Big Show from behind however, and JBL gets away, as Big Show destroys Jordan with a chokeslam.

 

In the main event, Booker T def. John Cena in match 2 of their best of 5 series. Booker got the win following the axe kick, and left with the title. Match 3 will be next week. Smackdown goes off the air with Cena taunting Booker with "You Can't See Me" gesture.