Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Maybe child porn will draw him out
Ravenbomb Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Hotbed of pedophilia bring the kids EDIT: Damnit!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Don't make satanists look bad. Dress christian, then you can claim the devout christian defense. You dress like some gay Ozzy and get caught in there, they'll take your dumb ass to jail.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Devout Christians visting an abandoned tomb at a locked up church 40 miles from their home.....at midnight?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Perhaps that's when Father Oswald croaked, and you were holding a candlelight vigil for the 100th anniversary..haven't you ever lied to a cop before? You're a slimy fucker, think of something. I can say without hesitation that anyone sporting a pentagram in a graveyard is going to jail if caught. No questions asked.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 I need Frigid Soul back, he was fucked up enough to have a evil plan for me. /uncreative
Use Your Illusion Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 I think it'd really put me in my place if, after the date had passed for your visiting this place, you vanished from cyberspace never to post here again. That'd be tits.
Guest Anticrombie Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 That'd be tits ...and ass? Please?
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Going tomorrow night, so Memphis, you can hope I never come back around these parts after that.
Guest Anticrombie Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Don't worry man. With UYI's tits and my ass, nothing could possibly happen to you. There's nothing your cross can do, that our tits and ass can't do better.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Father Oswald told me in a dream.... Actually I dreamt about Ken Patera last night...but let's not talk about that.
Ravenbomb Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 was he wearing a plastic Donald Duck mask and playing Classical Gas on a ukulele?
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 No he wasn't......should I get that reference?
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted August 11, 2004 Report Posted August 11, 2004 Okay So we get to the place at 12 30 ish, and spotlights are everywhere, we pull up and park in a abandoned driveway about 1/2 mile from the place, and walk through a hay field to the front of the Church grounds..... We examine the rotating lights, and try to figure out how to sneak in there....motion lights are supposedly placed around the joint as well We try going through a wooded area but its to dense and we can't risk using a flashlight to guide us so we turned back and stood by the front gate, talking about what we should do..... A car drives by....we dive in the woods..... We get out....talk some more......another car......driving much slower drives by we jump in the woods......it turns around.....drives by slow again.....then again....then again.....I said fuck it and ran like hell back to the field trying to avoid being caught (200 $$$ trespassing fine)..... My group follows shortly..... The car drives by again...slowly Then it turns down the road where we parked and drives by slowly......twice, then turns around and pulls in right behind our car. We figure Shit BUSTED at this point....we wait for 5 tense minutes.... it pulls out.....and stops near the field.....I figured they spotted us up there and were gonna come get us..... we wait another 5 mins..... then the car pulls slowly back past the church..... I run like hell back to the locked car and dive in the woods, hiding.....my crew catches up and we pile in quickly....pulling out right in front of the car that had been stalking us..... We took off and didn't look back We figure this was a good scouting mission and next time, we'll find a better parking spot....walk in from behind the grounds (throught the woods) to avoid the road.....and somehow check out the many large and freaky buildings that reside there Not quite what we wanted, but oh well....we got a thrill out of it.
Use Your Illusion Posted August 11, 2004 Report Posted August 11, 2004 He made it back? Tell me that at least one of your friends died!?
Guest Temet Posted August 11, 2004 Report Posted August 11, 2004 I hope you encounter some type of benevolent apparition that only wants to give you candy canes and sing Kumbayah. Now *that* would be hilariously awkward.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 11, 2004 Report Posted August 11, 2004 The plates on that car are hit. Don't go back in the same vehicle.
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