Health Notice To Everyone

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Look people. I don't know why there's people in the world who find this difficult, too time consuming, unneccessary, whatever, but PLEASE.

 

Wash your hands after you go potty. I mean really, you're touching your dong(Lessun you're a chick) or your ass (unisex), and there will be excretory bacteria and other pathogens on your hands.

 

Because someone neglected doing this, I am fighting (and thankfully winning) against some rotten stomach bug. Probably E. Coli, or some common fucker like that which anyone can find on any doorknob or pay phone. Why can we find these bacteria there?

 

Because people are fucking dirty and neglect the most basic part of public and personal hygeine.

 

If you don't wash your hands, even SOMETIMES, you're an intolerably dirty son of a bitch. I've called out people at work for not washing their hands before. There was one kid, some order picker, tried walking out of the stall without stopping at the sink. I was at the urinal, and was like "Wash your hands, man, that's fuckin' gross." He did.

 

It disgusts me that I put my hand on something smeared in someone's poo, and it infected me with something.

 

WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU SHIT.

[Guest Fook]

Amen brother.

 

There's no reason to not wash up. Why people are willing to walk around with shit on their hands, literally, is beyond me.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

What about when you pee?

 

I have my technique down pat where I can do my thing and not touch anything...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Not even your dick?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Nope. I have this routine where I "swing it" and the only thing I come into contact with is the side of my pants -- no flesh or underwear are touched. I can't do it all the time because sometimes when you're limp you have to guide him to daylight, but a lot of times I have no need to wash my hands...

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Nope. I have this routine where I "swing it" and the only thing I come into contact with is the side of my pants -- no flesh or underwear are touched. I can't do it all the time because sometimes when you're limp you have to guide him to daylight, but a lot of times I have no need to wash my hands...

White culture sickens me.

[dubq 0]

Probably E. Coli

Or good old Hepatitis..

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

My immune system is insanely destructive to actual bad ailments and bodily harm. I only catch minor things, like the screamin' shits once in a while, or maybe some dandruff, worst case scenario. I almost never get ill, and haven't been this sick in years, probably. I'm all better now, though.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Would that have anything to do with your case of mysophobia?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Mysophobia?

 

I'm only afraid of two things; Japanese Giant Hornets, and being buried alive. That's neither of those, I don't think.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Look people. I don't know why there's people in the world who find this difficult, too time consuming, unneccessary, whatever, but PLEASE.

 

Wash your hands after you go potty. I mean really, you're touching your dong(Lessun you're a chick) or your ass (unisex), and there will be excretory bacteria and other pathogens on your hands.

 

Because someone neglected doing this, I am fighting (and thankfully winning) against some rotten stomach bug. Probably E. Coli, or some common fucker like that which anyone can find on any doorknob or pay phone. Why can we find these bacteria there?

 

Because people are fucking dirty and neglect the most basic part of public and personal hygeine.

 

If you don't wash your hands, even SOMETIMES, you're an intolerably dirty son of a bitch. I've called out people at work for not washing their hands before. There was one kid, some order picker, tried walking out of the stall without stopping at the sink. I was at the urinal, and was like "Wash your hands, man, that's fuckin' gross."  He did.

 

It disgusts me that I put my hand on something smeared in someone's poo, and it infected me with something.

 

WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU SHIT.

You didn't get E Coli O157:H7 from anywhere in a bathroom unless there are cows using the bathroom you used as well.

 

You commonly get E Coli from raw/undercooked beef and unpastuerized milk.

 

E Coli is a food borne illness.

 

Chances are, you came into contact with Staphylococcal (Staph) Bacteria or maybe The Rotovirus Gastroenteritis, which is a virus that comes from consuming ice that was obtained with bare hands (either yours or someone elses) or other foods that don't get cooked and are eaten as is (like a sandwich).

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Perhaps it was the nachos.

 

What's a shit borne illness, Marvin? you know this kinda thing.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Mysophobia?

 

I'm only afraid of two things; Japanese Giant Hornets, and being buried alive. That's neither of those, I don't think.

Mysophobia is an extreme fear of germs and bacteria. Well, I doubt it's extreme, but your posts in the pubic hair thread and this one among others leads me to believe you've got something of an obsession with hygiene.

 

Not like there's anything wrong with that. Better than the opposite.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Some people think I'm obsessive about it. I refuse to touch bathroom surfaces if I can at all help it, and I use that gel alcohol shit every time I get in my truck after work.

 

I have no pubes and shower daily. I'll wear jeans two or three days running, so I'm not psychotic about it.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hey, I ate a sandwich, too!

 

Fucking Rotovirus.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

These are the common bacteria/viri that can be passed in a bathroom (and Im going by cross contamination with food which means the person didn't wash their hands and then handled food, water, ice, utensils) either from feces, urine or exposed body parts.

 

Bacteria

Shigellosis

Staphylococcus

E Coli (not original source though)

 

Virus

Hepatitis A

Rotavirus Gastroenteritis

Norwalk Virus Gastroenteritis

 

And, I guess I was a bit wrong on the E Coli thing. E Coli can be transmitted through feces if the person had E Coli themselves, but that is very rare.

[Guest Vitamin X]

And, I guess I was a bit wrong on the E Coli thing. E Coli can be transmitted through feces if the person had E Coli themselves, but that is very rare.

 

So it'd be just shitty luck then....

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I would be willing to bet that AoO did in fact get one of the Gastroenteritis viri because the symptoms are almost identical to the flu (so much so that symptoms of infection are often refered to as the stomach flu), but its not caused by influenza. I really should have put 2 and 2 together when his first post said he had the flu (and I said he didn't, oddly enough). Its also probably the Norwalk Virus since Rotavirus commonly affects children only.

 

I have a certification in Sanitation. It was a really fun class, that was taught by a professor that was a combination of Col. Sanders and Ben Stein. Having to memorize all of the virus/bacteria/parasites for the certification exam was fun, although I admit, right now Im cheating by using my textbook with the info in it. Plus we had to watch all the 20/20 or Dateline specials on the fast food workers exhibiting poor hygenie (woman scratching her private area under her clothes before grabing a donut with her bare hands at a Dunkin Donuts, guy sneezing in his hands and going right back to rolling a pizza out at some pizza place..etc.)

[Slayer 0]

I'll make sure to wash my hands after taking a dump on your front porch

[A Happy Medium 0]

You probably just got the stomach flu, man. That comes from a lack of cleaniless, and touching infected things.

 

Had one back in February. It was freaking terrible. No energy, chills, intestinal cramps galore. Thought I was going to die. Amazingly, the same night I developed these symptoms, I went to a party at a hotel, and was stuck in the bathroom smoking cigarettes and handing beers to people out of a cooler nearby.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Plus we had to watch all the 20/20 or Dateline specials on the fast food workers exhibiting poor hygenie (woman scratching her private area under her clothes before grabing a donut with her bare hands at a Dunkin Donuts, guy sneezing in his hands and going right back to rolling a pizza out at some pizza place..etc.)

 

AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Also, whatever the hell I had, it's now completely defeated with nothing but about 30 hours of fluids and tylenol.

 

Basically, I got this because there was poop on my nachos, or on my change or something I touched immediately before eating. Imagine those chances, because I always wash my hands before eating, too, since I was raised in a civilized society with running hot water and soap. This means my place of work is really poopy. Fucking vile.

[1234-5678 0]

"You know when I wash my hands? When I SHIT on them!"----George Carlin

 

"I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my dick"----Don King

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

If I ever caught someone scratching their crotch before handing me food...I'd be across that counter, angry-like.