The guy I buy pot from occasionally was arrested.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

You're the reason I post, subliminal animal.

That is very sweet of you say, dear pal, but it does not sweep under the carpet the issue of your replacement. Whatever this joke is, it may be on its last legs unless it is somehow given new legs. All of these many reasons tie in to how you must to pick yourself a replacement.

 

 

But I'm killing myself when Hurricane Charley hits, anyway. 

I guess he will be a permanent replacement.

 

 

EDIT: Since you guys were nice enough to not post in the thread as per my commands, I'm going to open the floor to nominations. You posters can nominate a fellow poster as Incandenza's replacement, and then Incandenza will pick from your nominations. Or not from them, if your nominations somehow fall below par.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

I nominate subliminal_animal to construct several elaborate personalities for himself and to converse with them here for our amusement.

 

K.

[Nevermortal 0]

Hey Nevermortal, no one really wants you here so you can feel free to step out anytime now.

Alright

Actually, just to spite you I'm going to leave this window open when I go to buy some sarsparilla.

You do that.

I didn't actually live up to this promise, so I failed in my spite. You win this round.

[Guest Dids]

I suggest you buy from the guy on the bus with me today, the guy who was making deals out in the open and flashing what was probably over 1K (based on how much he gave the guy who gave him a 20) worth of weed around.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Kill yourself by overdosing on Children's Tylenol.

You just want him to do that so you can have sex with him..

And do you have a problem with that?

 

...I just want to know how much Children's Tylenol it would take for a man to die.

[Guest Vitamin X]

No, not at all.

 

It's sexy.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Inc, I heard the guy leaked your name to the fuzz in exchange for a lighter sentance.

 

Better run to the hills, mang.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I want Inc to come on after the storm to let me know what it's like to get blown through a tree trunk.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I say Bud.

 

Incandenza still calls it "grass."

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

So, you done yet?...

[Art Sandusky 0]

I have yet to actually call it any of those names.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Spoon just calls it "marijuana," which, honestly, I do occasionally. I never liked calling it weed, though I used that word earlier in the thread.

[Ultra Violence 0]

I use the words Weed, Marijuana and Skunk to refer to leaves etc and use "pot" to refer to solids/resin