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[Guest Human Fly]

I think that crap all over Jeff Hardy is black light stuff. It looks like crap when the match starts though. It's not even really that great for the entrance either. Someone get two cc's of freshness for Jeff Hardy's character stat!

[Guest godthedog]

why???????

[Guest Vyce]

Is this punishment for Austin?  For his little "work stoppage"?

 

Cause really, being put into any angle with the Big Show can only be construed as punishment for an offense.

 

Now, let's see if the writers can remember back to just 2 weeks ago when Flair said Austin is forbidden from putting his hands upon him.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Man...this "what?" stuff is getting overdone and boring, and this interview is dragging already.

[Guest]

Okay, so he restates what we saw last Monday, heard about on Smackdown, Jakked, Excess, and Heat, heard from JR before the commercial, and saw a video package about.

 

I had NO IDEA Show joined the nWo!

 

He wants Big Show, guess he'll have to do a Transatlantic Stunner.

 

I really don't like him tripping on Flair. And the crowd boos. Morons.

[Guest HartFan86]

That's funny. Flair gets booed.

[Guest Vyce]

WOW, is this promo segment ever dying a slow, agonizing death.

[Guest]

NWO=BAD DUDESSSSS

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh yeah, Big Show's like in Germany...not India. Forgot about taht.

[Guest HartFan86]

OMG, I'm fucking sick of that  match. Fuck Raw.

[Guest]

Thats the same main event every week. OMG BRADSHAW SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE FACE!!! Did u hear the crowd groan?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Wowzers!  Austin gets no Big Show, instead he gets the exact same match as last week!  This match will suck, and this was a huge waste of time.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

When Flair announced that he was sending Big Show to India(Why did they tell a truth? Dont talk about him being a promotional tool!), was I the only one who immediately thought of Garfield mailing Nermal to Abu-Dhabi?

[Guest HartFan86]

Well, obviously Flair's turning tonight.

[Guest Vyce]

Austin / Bradshaw v. nWo again?

 

No, stop, please.  My heart can't take the excitement.

 

If Flair turns nWo tonight, I break my TV.

[Guest razazteca]

wow special ref Ric Flair for the Austin match

 

happy happy joy joy Flair is a heel owner

 

eh eh this is Austin vs Vince again, so when will they have a cage match?

[Guest tpww7]

Did I mistakenly put the tape of Raw from last week in?

[Guest HartFan86]

Flair will either turn or make the clean pin for Austin to show he wasn't lying. But who cares, Raw is just....eckhbdgghlk (that's how I feel)

[Guest]

Okay, I was getting dinner during that segment. Anything of note happen?

 

Oh screw it, JR will tell me all about it, with REPLAYS!

[Guest Redhawk]

I have a theory on why they're booking Hogan vs. Regal tonight. Since Hogan vs. Taker will be one of the slowest pay-per-view matches ever -- pitting two 40-something guys with bad backs, hips, and knees -- booking Hogan and Taker against the slowest people in the WWF leading up to Judgment Day (Regal, Rikishi, etc.) makes their PPV match look faster.

[Guest HartFan86]

Is it just me, or is the WWF hell bend on LOSING fans?

[Guest]

You're SERIOUS? The SAME match from last week? What the hell!!!

 

They have 30 people on the Raw roster, do they keep forgetting that?

[Guest]

No, I dont want Flair joining up with a pack of bad dudes like that. I wouldnt be surprised is Shamoo interferes in the match and kills the smash mouth SUMBITCH Bradshaw. What a hoss. Jeez if only Bradshaw eats "that mexican food" then he will be in the bathroom during the match. Then you can blame it on THE BAD DUDESSS THE nWo!!!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

That promo was just pathetic bad.  There is NO reason that Promo couldnt have been 10 minutes shorter.  And I'm not going to bitch and whine about Lance Storm getting TV time, but christ Austin is boring. And I'm cohnvincet dthad Flhare chant chut ha prohmoh ahnymohr!

[Guest HartFan86]

OMG. Booker's wearing Goldust's wig. WOW.

[Guest Human Fly]

If Flair is getting booed I wonder what that means for Hogan? Hopefully Flair will be a better ref this time, but as long as he wears his red boots again at least we can get some entertainment from that.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Did I mistakenly put the tape of Raw from last week in?

You tape this shit?

[Guest HartFan86]

WTF! Booker called Goldust a LESBIAN? Whoa, I've seen everything.

[Guest]

BOOKER T AND GOLDUST SAVE THE RAW AGAIN!!!! hahahahahaha. LESBIAN hahahahahaha

[Guest razazteca]

Gold T looks like Lil Kim with that wig