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[Guest alfdogg]

Hey, Bradshaw's selling the injury!

[Guest]

Austin performed a Thesz Press... JR called it, and didn't even mention Thesz's death... not even the smallest mention. That is inexcusable

[Guest alfdogg]

Oh, the bitter taste of irony.

[Guest]

Ummmmm....... kay. What?

[Guest Risk]

JR mentioned the Lou Thesz press but not Lou Thesz.  Expect for people to "boycott."  Yeah right.  I wish Flair really was in charge of RAW.

[Guest HartFan86]

That's gay. Thesz should have been mentioned.

[Guest]

May God have mercy on Vince's soul.  Lou Thesz is indirectly responsible for where Vince is.  Vince should have at least acknowledged Thesz's achievements and contributions to wrestling.

 

May God rest Lou Thesz's soul.

[Guest Flyboy]

Will Trish come out and beat Bubba for the Hardcore Title tonight?

[Guest goodhelmet]

Well, that match sucked. Man, ever since the nWo's appeared, Austin has had some real shitty matches. Just a coincidence?

[Guest Risk]

Damn your soul to hell, McMahon!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Well...that match went nowhere.  I barely even paid attention to it.  I am guessing Flair screwed the NWO.  Not that I really care.

[Guest HartFan86]

What did Flair mean by that? You just might get it? HORSEMAN??

[Guest Flyboy]

Uh oh.. they're hinting at a Flair Vs. NWO match or... Flair/Ausitn Vs. NWO.

 

It's Booger Red, by GAWD!!!

 

Jericho is getting recognized... on Raw!  O_O  YES!

[Guest HartFan86]

You know what would be awesome? Jericho shows  up on Raw.

[Guest alfdogg]

Ummmmm....... kay. What?

I was talking about the finish of the tag match.

 

And the REAL NWO would have taken Flair out regardless of whether he was the owner or not.

[Guest Vyce]

Why would Vince mention Thesz?

 

I mean, yeah, he was arguably the best wrestler this business has ever seen.

 

But he wasn't a great SPORTZ ENTERTAINER like HHH!!!!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

yeah taker, you preach on brother

 

the more you change from dead man, to liberated dead man, to american badass, you still suck

 

he's the LAST person to talk about Hogan being old.  Slaughter? Man, Taker was round in the Slaughter era too...

[Guest Flyboy]

UT beat Hogan, right... but then Hogan beat UT at Tuesday in Texas or something...

 

They're tied!  Who's going to do the job?!  Wait.. Jericho might have a chance to win!

[Guest HartFan86]

If this promo wants to go anywhere, they need to show Taker beating Hogan @ SS 91.

[Guest Flyboy]

And the REAL NWO would have taken Flair out regardless of whether he was the owner or not.

Yeah... too bad this NWO is "pussified."

 

I got to hear that sample of Kevin Nash saying "Bye" from last week...

[Guest Flyboy]

The crowd is chanting "BORING" to the UT promo.  MWHAHA!

 

BTW, why is UT wearing his vest over a sweater?  ... He's a deadman, damnit!  *rolls eyes*

 

Uh oh... Hogan-UT staredown time!

[Guest HartFan86]

*Prays for Jericho to show up*

[Guest Vyce]

If I may paraphrase a Scott Keith quote from one of Scott's WCW rants (about a PPV where Roddy Piper challenged Hogan for the WCW Title), making the adequate substitutions:

 

Do you know why I hate the WWF? 11 years after Tuesday in Texas, it's still Hogan vs. Undertaker for the world title.  No one has any fucking sense of perspective.

[Guest]

My little "What?" was in response to the ending itself, not to what you said.

[Guest HartFan86]

WTF. I was actually enjoying that till the homosexual ending.

[Guest razazteca]

What cha gonna do when the Dead Man buries you?

[Guest Flyboy]

*Prays for Jericho to show up*

Me too.

 

UT is a bad man!  He called Hogan a "bitch".  Wow.

 

Well, that segment was complete SHIT.  Wasted 15 minutes that could have been wrestling time!

[Guest]

Undertaker's ready for retirement, why doesen't he go into nostalgic mode?  ::Rolls eyes::  Rest in peace!  uhhhhhhh!!!!

[Guest Flyboy]

Man.. they're actually pushing the Jericho-Hogan match!

 

Maybe Jerky has a chance!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

May God have mercy on Vince's soul.  Lou Thesz is indirectly responsible for where Vince is.  Vince should have at least acknowledged Thesz's achievements and contributions to wrestling.

 

May God rest Lou Thesz's soul.

Look back man, I called it