Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2004 Oh well, we burned down your white house once. The British burned down the White House Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Avril_Lavigne Report post Posted August 16, 2004 But think of all the bad Canada has released: Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morissette. And America gave us DerangedHermit... Everytime you post the world mourns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2004 But think of all the bad Canada has released: Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morissette. And America gave us DerangedHermit... Everytime you post the world mourns. Go choke yourself with the tie you're wearing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eyeball Kid Report post Posted August 16, 2004 The World Trade Center towers fell but this thread remains. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2004 The World Trade Center towers fell but this thread remains. And Avril's one of the worst gimmick posters ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2004 She's almost as bad as a Canadian. See, here in AMERICA, we have BACON. You have ham. And French people. So, for having Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, and Frenchies...you lose. America could be filled to the brink with jackoff's quoting the Bible with their thumb up their ass and their dick in the mouth of a young choir boy, but you'd still lose. Oh, wait a tick... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2004 See, here in AMERICA, we have BACON. You have ham. Nah man. We got bacon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Avril_Lavigne Report post Posted August 16, 2004 Yes us Canadians do have this thing called "bacon". That may be shocking to some of the people in the U.S. Go choke yourself with the tie you're wearing. Stop Posting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2004 She looks attractive in the banner. Photography staff gets a gold star for that conquest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2004 I enjoy my FREE Health care Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2004 You know what I don't get? Why are Americans supposed to care? Oh no this country hates us and that country hates us. Like it matters -- we have all the big toys anyway... As usual, kkk speaks the truth. Other than the lunatic fringe that thinks it's advantageous to kill Americans simply for being America, I'd have a difficult time finding a way to care less what the rest of the world thinks of me & my country. If push came to shove, most of the countries that hate the US would ask us for help if their borders were threatened or if a disaster struck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eyeball Kid Report post Posted August 16, 2004 Threads like this bring out the stupid in people. And I'm referring to everyone but myself here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted August 16, 2004 A Vermont native found himself in a difficult position yesterday while touring the Eagle's Rock African Safari Zoo with a group of thespians from St. Petersburg, Russia. Ronald went to extremes to demonstrate the power of Crazy Glue, one of America's many marvels, to the Russians. To prove the effectiveness of Crazy Glue, he rubbed several ounces of the adhesive onto the palms of his hands and jokingly placed them on the buttocks of a passing rhino. The rhinoceros, a resident of the zoo for the thirteen years, was not initially startled, as it has been part of the petting exhibit since its arrival as a baby. However, once it became aware of being involuntarily stuck to Ronald, it began to panic and charge wildly about the petting area with Ronald as an unwitting passenger. "Sally the Rhino hadn't been feeling well. She was constipated, and had just been given a laxative when the American played his juvenile prank, " said caretaker James Douglass. During Sally's tirade, a shed wall was gored, two fences destroyed, and a number of small animals escaped. Three pygmy goats and one duck were stomped to death. During the stampede and subsequent capture, Sally began to feel the effects of the laxative, showering Ronald repeatedly with over 30 gallons of rhinoceros diarrhea. A team of medics and zoo caretakers were needed to remove his hands from Sally's buttocks. "It was tricky. We had to calm her down while shielding our faces from the pelting rhino dung. I guess you could say that Ronald was in it up to his neck. Once she was under control, three people with shovels were working to keep an air passage open for him. We were eventually able to tranquilize Sally and apply a solvent to remove his hands from her rear," said Douglass. "I don't think he'll be playing with Crazy Glue for awhile." Meanwhile, the amused Russians were impressed with the power of the adhesive. "I'm going to buy some for my children, but of course they can't take it to the zoo," commented Vladimir Zolnikov, leader of the troupe. Ronald did not die, nor was there any reproductive injury, so he can only qualify for a Darwin Award if you are persuaded by the fact that nobody would date a man who smelled of rhino dung. (June 1997) A suspected burglar fell to his death from the 12th story balcony early yesterday after being surprised by the Calgary apartment's occupants. Residents of the suite are shaken from the incident and baffled as to how the alleged intruder managed to access the balcony on the top floor of the Royal View Apartments, 1320 16 Ave. SW. Dean Grabo, 23, was home with his wife about 12:30 a.m. when he heard a noise on his balcony. "We were surprised, but not nearly surprised as he was," said Grabo, whose yell startled the intruder, who fell while scrambling to flee. The body of a man of about 30 years old was found on the ground floor patio directly below Grabo's balcony. He has not been identified and foul play is not suspected. 'We're a little confused how he got up there and a little shaken up," said Grabo. "It's not every day something like this happens and somebody perishes." Building resident manager Brian Lester was also puzzled by the incident. "I had to let police into the next apartment over and the door was locked, so it doesn't look like he broke in there," said Lester. "It's a weird situation - the police didn't say much." Police went to the 200-suite apartment in the Beltline area after several residents complained of hearing a loud noise. Unlike most cats this Cat Burglar lost all nine Lives and didn't land on his feet. (1966, Australia) Against animal testing? How about human animal testing? Dr. Jack Barnes, of Cairns, Australia, failed to halt the spread of his own mad scientist genes, but his survival wasn't due to a lack of effort on his part. In 1966, Barnes was hot on the heels of the source of a mysterious illness called Irukandji Syndrome. Sufferers endure excruciating back pain, sweating, and nausea. He suspected that the source of the illness was a tiny marine creature, so he set about finding it by sitting on the seabed for hours, wearing a weighted diving suit. Note the outstanding Darwin potential demonstrated. However, the Grim Reaper did not yet beckon. Instead, the fickle finger of fate rewarded him by revealing the source of the mystery illness: a minute jellyfish, its bell measuring only an inch across. It was at this point that the Doctor's latent Darwin potential, already hinted at, was unleashed to its full (and nearly fatal) potential. There are many toxic jellyfish off the coast of Australia. Our dedicated scientist knew he must test his hypothesis that this gelatinous creature was toting the particular venom that causes Irukandji Syndrome. And how best to go about this? He chose the most expedient method available: he stung himself. Foolish? Yes, but the good Doctor was not done yet. To reach truly dizzying heights of Darwinian grandeur, one must ensure that one's deficient DNA is entirely removed from the gene pool. As Dr. Barnes had already sired an heir, there was only one thing left to do... He stung his 14-year-old son as well! Despite this truly outstanding effort to place the continued existence of the Barnes lineage in mortal peril -- alas, it wasn't to be. Dr. Barnes, his son, and the nearby lifeguard whom the good Doctor also introduced to the joys of Irukandji Syndrome, were all rushed to the Intensive Care Unit of a nearby hospital. All three survived. As a final twist, not only will the mad scientist's genes live on, but so too will the family name: the jellyfish was named Carukia barnesi in the intrepid scientist's honour! Threads like this bring out the stupid in people. And I'm referring to everyone but myself here. Agreed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2004 Sally began to feel the effects of the laxative, showering Ronald repeatedly with over 30 gallons of rhinoceros diarrhea. Haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2004 Sally began to feel the effects of the laxative, showering Ronald repeatedly with over 30 gallons of rhinoceros diarrhea. Haha This sounds like a terrible sex story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
