Brother Love Show to go head to head with Church!

[Guest peeweeherman]

“Brother Love goes head to head with Sunday Church Services!”

 

Shouts out to the Smart Marks,

 

The WWE Experience program that airs on Spike TV has recently had worse ratings than some of WWE’s lowest rated programs including WWE Spotlight and WWE Action Zone. Many in the front office blame Sunday church services for the WWE Experience’s low ratings, since the show airs at 11am. WWE plans to compete with church services soon by airing new episodes of the Brother Love show during the middle of WWE experience. Bruce Prichard’s recent throat operation was a complete success and Bruce feels that talking like Brother Love for a number of years had nothing to do with his recent throat problem. Many fear Bruce will had to have a second throat operation if Bruce does the Brother Love Show for too long of a time but Bruce has no fear in doing a last run of the Brother Love Show. The first three episodes have been taped at Titan Towers and will air in the very near future. Here is a brief synopsis of the Brother Love segments.

 

Guest 1 Tully Blanchard- Tully will talk about the dangers of drugs and the impact alcohol can have on your life. Tully will give his personal testimonial on how his drug use lead to him losing his NWA contract and cost Tully his final last run with the Four Horseman. Tully will say “not only did drugs cost me my job but drugs also caused Arn Anderson to take a 100,000 dollar pay cut because without me Arn was considered worthless because Arn is only known for tag team wrestling and nothing else! Don’t let your friends down by doing drugs like I did because they could lose a lot of money like Arn Anderson!” Tully will say “The only time you should drink alcoholic beverages is when you drinking red wine for Holy Communion has a reminder for the blood God shed on the cross over 2000 years ago.” Tully will than take out a wine glass with red wine in it and will drink the wine after saying “I drink this in remembrance of the blood my God shed for my sins!”.

 

Guest 2 Steve Borden (Sting)- Sting will say “For a number of years I promoted satanic doings by dressing up like the Crow. I know what I did was wrong and helped promote Halloween by wrestling in Halloween Havoc for a number of years. The only time you should go trick or treating is when you dress up like a bible character that is a good influence on society like Noah or Samson.” Sting will be dressed up like Adam from the garden of Eden when appearing on the show. Sting will say lastly “Remember to watch the Left Behind series staring Kurt Cameron and avoid the Friday The 13th series completely!”

 

Guest 3 Shawn Michaels - Shawn will be near a Showstopper kiddy pool and will say “Today someone is going to give their life to the lord. That man is Marty Janetty.” The Rockers theme will play has Marty Janetty runs down to the set of the Brother Love Show. Shawn will say “Marty do you accept Jesus has your savior?” Marty will say “I do!” Shawn will than say “I baptize you in the name of God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit!” Shawn will than dunk Marty's head 3 times into the kiddy pool to make him a saved man.

 

I don’t believe WWE is going to steer too many die hard Christians away from Church with the Brother Love Show, since salvation cannot come from this type of programming. However, I do think the WWE Experience will have higher ratings because old school fans will want to see exclusive interviews with Sting, Shawn Michaels, and Tully Blanchard. Hopefully the Brother Love Show can give the WWE’s most boring show a little shot of excitement. I greatly appreciate everyone reading this news item and best of luck to all of you in the future!

 

with best regards,

 

Pee Wee Herman

[DerangedHermit 0]

Who is this dipshit?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

The fuck?!!

[Enigma 0]

I smell a ban.

[Guest peeweeherman]

Why would I get banned???

[Australian Pride 0]

I wonder which PBP is the mystery poster?

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Hey, before this is closed, not funny.

[BX 0]

NO!

 

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

[Guest peeweeherman]

Why would this be closed?

[DerangedHermit 0]

Because its most likely 10 lbs. of BS in a 5 lb. bag.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Viva la WWE Folder.

[dubq 0]

Why would I get banned???

Because shit like this should be confined to NHB or Fantasy Wrestling at best...

 

...and I do mean shit.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Viva la WWE Folder.

That's 15 pounds in a 5 pound bag.

[Guest Staravenger]

Shouldn't pee-wee be jacking off in a movie theater with other grown men?

[Guest Nanks]

Because its most likely 10 lbs. of BS in a 5 lb. bag.

Most likely???? That's being pretty bloody generous.

 

Pee Wee, you'll be banned under the recently instituted "Idiot/Nuisance Rule" I would suggest.

[Guest Dazed]

Get the fuck out of this forum.