Jump to content

OAO Velocity Thread for 8/21/04


Recommended Posts

Guest Staravenger
Posted

Starting off the show is Charlie Haas vs. Akio. I could've sworn they sent Akio down to OVW, but I guess he came back after Sakoda got dumped.

Guest Staravenger
Posted

Charlie Haas/Akio wasn't too bad of a match, but was too short to have any meaning to it. I didn't find it sloppy at all (considering Akios style) and the crowd either really hot or they piped it in a little extra.

 

Mark Jindrak vs. Wavell Starr is next. I see Jindrak still has the Narcissist 2004 gimmick, despite having Long stripped from him and he's been on Smackdown! maybe twice.

Guest Staravenger
Posted

Josh Matthews just called Starr "Tatanka". That is the highlight of the match sadly.

Guest Staravenger
Posted

Replay of JBL's promo on Smackdown...and what the heck is he wearing? The hat on top is the icing on the cake.

Posted
Replay of JBL's promo on Smackdown...and what the heck is he wearing? The hat on top is the icing on the cake.

It's suppossed to be a neck & back brace due to being roughly slammed and tombstoned onto his limo. I think one of the Pitbulls had that too in ECW.

Guest Staravenger
Posted

Oh that explains it. That cardboard really breaks bones.

 

I can't help laughing at the Kane/Lita wedding invitation...and why is it hyped on VELOCITY?

Guest Staravenger
Posted

You have an answer for everything. Maybe you can answer this: Why do The Bashams wear those generic tights from No Mercy that almost every CAW has on some websites?

 

Match ratings for the show so far:

Charlie Haas def. Akio - **1/4 Too short, but they did their best with the time they were given.

Mark Jindrak def. Wavell Starr - 1/2* Squash

Billy Gunn def. Doug Basham - * Wasn't too bad, but it's still Gunn/Basham, and niether do anything to excite me.

 

Coming up later....Shannon Moore vs. Booker T in a Non-Title Match, and highlights of Guerrero/Mystierio vs. Angle/Reigns from Smackdown.

Posted
You have an answer for everything. Maybe you can answer this: Why do The Bashams wear those generic tights from No Mercy that almost every CAW has on some websites?

Because they were tired of the leather pants, and without Shaniqua it didn't fit them anymore.

 

Gunn using the Styles Clash/Crash Landing is just wrong.

Posted
Gunn should stop using other peoples finishers. First he makes the Jackhammer look like shit and now the Styles Clash. I think Billy Gunn's next finisher should be the pounce.

Don't forget that he also stole Marty Jannetty's finisher.

Guest Staravenger
Posted

I guess the only original move was the One and Only or whatever he called that million dollar dream into a neck breaker.

Guest Askewniverse
Posted
Gunn should stop using other peoples finishers.  First he makes the Jackhammer look like shit and now the Styles Clash.  I think Billy Gunn's next finisher should be the pounce.

Don't forget that he also stole Marty Jannetty's finisher.

Gunn also used the Catatonic for a short time.

Guest Staravenger
Posted
Maybe Kid Kash beat him up for stealing his look.

Shannon Moore one-ups him because WWE wants nothing to do with Kash.

Posted

Billy Gunn should never ever leave the tag team division. Just make Mr. Culo & Mr. Narcissist the tag team champs already.

 

Shannon Moore and Maven should make a tag team called Metrosexual Eyebrows.

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...